Disclaimer: I don't own OMG or any other characters in this fic, but I'll
soon...soon....my preciousssssssss.
MAKE A WISH Wufei was in his makeshift "bachelor's pad" (which consisted of a fridge, tv, sofa and an underwear drawer) watching "charlie's Angels". After the events in endless waltz. Relena married Heero (quoted from relena: "those gunshot wounds don't hurt as much as they did before."), Duo married Hilde and Trowa married Quatre (yaoi fans rejoice!). Wufei was now the only single man, he bought a cheap apartment (bachelor's pad) to live out the rest of his lifetime. And by chance, he got a roommate named Bob.
Wufei: (talking to himself) I used to be saving the world! Destroying mobile suits like there was no tomorrow, now I'm here watching movies about weak onnas saving the world, how the mighty have fallen...
Bob: DuDe, CoUlD YoU like ShuT Up? I FeEl Like ShiT ToDAY DuDE.
Wufei: Shut up you weakling!! You don't deserve to talk.
Bob: dude....
(wufei walks over to the fridge to get something to eat only to find nothing but a toothpick, an icecube and a rat that had somehow gotten inside and froze to death)
Wufei: Hmm. our rations are running out, looks like I have to get some. (wufei opens his wallet only to find nothing in it)
Wufei: Weakling! Give me all the money you have!
Bob: DuDe LiKE Does ThiS PennY CouNt?
Wufei: Damnation! Looks like I'll have to get a job.
(Wufei opens the newspaper)
Wufei: Lets see part time hooker needed, reasonable rates. Full time sextoy neee... Hey what's this? (notices a ad glowing)
Wufei: (reads out ad) wufei if you are reading this, a representative will be in touch with you shortly, what the fuck is this? (just then wufei's tv(actually bob stole it) starting glowing)
Bob: DUDE!! They're HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Urd pops out of the tv)
Urd: Hi names Urd I'm here to grant you a wish blah blah blah all that stuff so let's get it over with.
Wufei: Weak onna! How dare you trespass into this sacred place!
Urd: (looks around) Sacred? I'don't think this can even qualify as "god- forsaken shithole".
Wufei: how dare you! Get out of here!
Urd: fine, I guess you don't want your wish then.
Bob: DuDE WaIT, WhAT's ThIS ThING ABOut a WiSH DuDE?
(Urd explains)
Wufei: so I can wish for anything I want?
Urd: yes
Wufei: (thinks to himself) Yes! What should I wish for? Get rid of all onnas? No I may be strong but I'm not cruel. Maybe I should get rid of bob? Better not he's pretty good company. Damn! I wish I knew what I wanted !
(Urd hears the "wish" word blah blah blah all that floating stuff)
Urd: wish granted, bye, have a good time!
(Urd goes back into the tv and returns home)
Wufei: but what is it that I want?
(Duo burst into the "bachelor's pad")
Duo:Wufei, I've been thinking an... OH FUCK IT, I LOVE YOU! (kisses wufei)
Wufei: Duo I.I love you too..
Bob: DuDE iF Yo WannA ProVE YO LoVE, Do SoMEtHINg KinKy, Yo CaN Use My RoOM.
Wufei: hey you're right bob! (drags duo to bob's room and starts having sex(sorry yaoi fans, no HANDS-ON description)
Bob: DuDE, I'm GoiNG BacK To SleEp DuDE....
TBC
MAKE A WISH Wufei was in his makeshift "bachelor's pad" (which consisted of a fridge, tv, sofa and an underwear drawer) watching "charlie's Angels". After the events in endless waltz. Relena married Heero (quoted from relena: "those gunshot wounds don't hurt as much as they did before."), Duo married Hilde and Trowa married Quatre (yaoi fans rejoice!). Wufei was now the only single man, he bought a cheap apartment (bachelor's pad) to live out the rest of his lifetime. And by chance, he got a roommate named Bob.
Wufei: (talking to himself) I used to be saving the world! Destroying mobile suits like there was no tomorrow, now I'm here watching movies about weak onnas saving the world, how the mighty have fallen...
Bob: DuDe, CoUlD YoU like ShuT Up? I FeEl Like ShiT ToDAY DuDE.
Wufei: Shut up you weakling!! You don't deserve to talk.
Bob: dude....
(wufei walks over to the fridge to get something to eat only to find nothing but a toothpick, an icecube and a rat that had somehow gotten inside and froze to death)
Wufei: Hmm. our rations are running out, looks like I have to get some. (wufei opens his wallet only to find nothing in it)
Wufei: Weakling! Give me all the money you have!
Bob: DuDe LiKE Does ThiS PennY CouNt?
Wufei: Damnation! Looks like I'll have to get a job.
(Wufei opens the newspaper)
Wufei: Lets see part time hooker needed, reasonable rates. Full time sextoy neee... Hey what's this? (notices a ad glowing)
Wufei: (reads out ad) wufei if you are reading this, a representative will be in touch with you shortly, what the fuck is this? (just then wufei's tv(actually bob stole it) starting glowing)
Bob: DUDE!! They're HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Urd pops out of the tv)
Urd: Hi names Urd I'm here to grant you a wish blah blah blah all that stuff so let's get it over with.
Wufei: Weak onna! How dare you trespass into this sacred place!
Urd: (looks around) Sacred? I'don't think this can even qualify as "god- forsaken shithole".
Wufei: how dare you! Get out of here!
Urd: fine, I guess you don't want your wish then.
Bob: DuDE WaIT, WhAT's ThIS ThING ABOut a WiSH DuDE?
(Urd explains)
Wufei: so I can wish for anything I want?
Urd: yes
Wufei: (thinks to himself) Yes! What should I wish for? Get rid of all onnas? No I may be strong but I'm not cruel. Maybe I should get rid of bob? Better not he's pretty good company. Damn! I wish I knew what I wanted !
(Urd hears the "wish" word blah blah blah all that floating stuff)
Urd: wish granted, bye, have a good time!
(Urd goes back into the tv and returns home)
Wufei: but what is it that I want?
(Duo burst into the "bachelor's pad")
Duo:Wufei, I've been thinking an... OH FUCK IT, I LOVE YOU! (kisses wufei)
Wufei: Duo I.I love you too..
Bob: DuDE iF Yo WannA ProVE YO LoVE, Do SoMEtHINg KinKy, Yo CaN Use My RoOM.
Wufei: hey you're right bob! (drags duo to bob's room and starts having sex(sorry yaoi fans, no HANDS-ON description)
Bob: DuDE, I'm GoiNG BacK To SleEp DuDE....
TBC