Disclaimer: I don't own omg or any other characters in this fic so don't
sue me cause I don't own anything except the clothes I'm wearing right
now.(if you call a loin cloth and a dirty left sock clothes)
MAKE A WISH
Bill clinton: Oh yeah! Do it to me Britney!
Britney: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Bill: Oh yeah, more! More!
Britney: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Bill: you got that right.
Britney: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Bill: can you say something else?
Britney: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Bill: Why you bitch! (Slams fist into tv, breaking it) oh yeah I forgot.
(We're in what seems like a living room where our former US president was playing "Britney's Dance Beat")
Bill: (sighs) where are you when I need you Monica?
( Suddenly, the phone in his living room starts ringing)
Bill:hello?
Voice: you have reached the goddess relief office a representative will be in touch with you shortly.
Bill: Who is thi..
(The coffee mug(triple expresso!) starts glowing and skuld pops out)
Bill: That's a new way to send assassins.
Skuld: KONNICHIWA! My name is skuld and I'm here to grant you a wish but just one so please decide before wishing.
Bill: ohhh... so a beautiful YOUNG girl like you wants to grant me a wish. (stares at skuld's rack, not that she has any.(skuld:HEY!))
Skuld:*sweatdrops* errr. yeah.
Bill: well my dear.. The only wish I would want right now is to "do it" with you (that's our dirty little ex-president)
(skuld starts floa.. Ah well you know the drift.)
Skuld: wish gran.. HUH! KAMI-SAMA HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!
Almighty voice: THIS MAN HAS DONE AMERICA GOOD SO I HAVE NO CHOICE.
Skuld: (in tears) kami-sama....
( back in heaven, we see kami-sama is tied up and nameless organism is actually speaking)
Nameless organism: HEHE everything is going as painless sore planned...
(back on earth)
Bill: Now, back to business.
Skuld: wa..wait.(backing into corner)
(Bill stares seductively at this girl,almost as if he was undressing her, He removes his jacket and advances towards her, He casually plays with her blouse for a few minutes before finally rem....)
???: FREEZE!!! LAPD (lemon-abusers police department)
painless sore: SHIT!
Agent carter: YE GOT THAT RIGHT YE RAT BASTARD, SO PUT YE HANDS UP BEFORE I SHOVE THIS GUN UP YOUR ASS.
Agent lee: same here.
Painless sore: You can't arrest me, I have rights!
???: oh no you don't
(Dramatic music)
painless sore: YOU!!
PAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nameless organism: we have a problem sore
Painless sore: what now!?!? The story was just reaching its climax
Nameless organism: wellllllll.... we don't have dramatic music.
Painless sore: damn! Do we have anything else?
Nameless organism: well we have that barney song and the theme song from "glitter"
Painless sore: GOOD LORD!! WHAT HAVE WE BEEN REDUCED TO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nameless organism: so which one?
Painless sore: that's pretty obvious.
BACK TO SCENE
(barney song)
Painless sore: YOU!!!!!!!
Skuld: KOSUKE-SAMA!!!
Kosuke fujishima: that's right it's me, don't worry skuld you're safe. Take him away boys
(painless sore is dragged away screaming)
painless sore: I HAVE RIGHTS!! GET MY LAWYERS!!!!!
(kosuke leaves with skuld leaving bill Clinton with carter and lee)
Bill: what about me?
Agent Carter: Go shag someelse.
Bill: BU...ah whatever hey agent lee, think you can show that place in rush hour 2? Ye know that massage parlor)
Agent lee: okay
(so bill leaves with Carter and Lee on his quest to find the perfect shag)
TBC
AUTHOR'S NOTES: didn't expect that, did you? You perverted readers
MAKE A WISH
Bill clinton: Oh yeah! Do it to me Britney!
Britney: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Bill: Oh yeah, more! More!
Britney: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Bill: you got that right.
Britney: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Bill: can you say something else?
Britney: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Bill: Why you bitch! (Slams fist into tv, breaking it) oh yeah I forgot.
(We're in what seems like a living room where our former US president was playing "Britney's Dance Beat")
Bill: (sighs) where are you when I need you Monica?
( Suddenly, the phone in his living room starts ringing)
Bill:hello?
Voice: you have reached the goddess relief office a representative will be in touch with you shortly.
Bill: Who is thi..
(The coffee mug(triple expresso!) starts glowing and skuld pops out)
Bill: That's a new way to send assassins.
Skuld: KONNICHIWA! My name is skuld and I'm here to grant you a wish but just one so please decide before wishing.
Bill: ohhh... so a beautiful YOUNG girl like you wants to grant me a wish. (stares at skuld's rack, not that she has any.(skuld:HEY!))
Skuld:*sweatdrops* errr. yeah.
Bill: well my dear.. The only wish I would want right now is to "do it" with you (that's our dirty little ex-president)
(skuld starts floa.. Ah well you know the drift.)
Skuld: wish gran.. HUH! KAMI-SAMA HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!
Almighty voice: THIS MAN HAS DONE AMERICA GOOD SO I HAVE NO CHOICE.
Skuld: (in tears) kami-sama....
( back in heaven, we see kami-sama is tied up and nameless organism is actually speaking)
Nameless organism: HEHE everything is going as painless sore planned...
(back on earth)
Bill: Now, back to business.
Skuld: wa..wait.(backing into corner)
(Bill stares seductively at this girl,almost as if he was undressing her, He removes his jacket and advances towards her, He casually plays with her blouse for a few minutes before finally rem....)
???: FREEZE!!! LAPD (lemon-abusers police department)
painless sore: SHIT!
Agent carter: YE GOT THAT RIGHT YE RAT BASTARD, SO PUT YE HANDS UP BEFORE I SHOVE THIS GUN UP YOUR ASS.
Agent lee: same here.
Painless sore: You can't arrest me, I have rights!
???: oh no you don't
(Dramatic music)
painless sore: YOU!!
PAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nameless organism: we have a problem sore
Painless sore: what now!?!? The story was just reaching its climax
Nameless organism: wellllllll.... we don't have dramatic music.
Painless sore: damn! Do we have anything else?
Nameless organism: well we have that barney song and the theme song from "glitter"
Painless sore: GOOD LORD!! WHAT HAVE WE BEEN REDUCED TO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nameless organism: so which one?
Painless sore: that's pretty obvious.
BACK TO SCENE
(barney song)
Painless sore: YOU!!!!!!!
Skuld: KOSUKE-SAMA!!!
Kosuke fujishima: that's right it's me, don't worry skuld you're safe. Take him away boys
(painless sore is dragged away screaming)
painless sore: I HAVE RIGHTS!! GET MY LAWYERS!!!!!
(kosuke leaves with skuld leaving bill Clinton with carter and lee)
Bill: what about me?
Agent Carter: Go shag someelse.
Bill: BU...ah whatever hey agent lee, think you can show that place in rush hour 2? Ye know that massage parlor)
Agent lee: okay
(so bill leaves with Carter and Lee on his quest to find the perfect shag)
TBC
AUTHOR'S NOTES: didn't expect that, did you? You perverted readers