Disclaimer: I don't own OMG or any other characters in this story, I own my
assistant and his dog Rover.
MAKE A WISH ( I'm making belldandy grant this one)
(It's late at night in a Wal-Mart, Every sane employee and employers have gone home except for two figures still standing in the counter.)
Ash: So I was like " hey I could be king, wow!" but instead I didn't want all that fame, so I came back and now I'm here back at my old job, except now instead of housewares, I'm assigned to toiletr....
Some guy name Joe: Ash I already heard your story a billion times and then some, it's 2.30am, I'm fucking tired, and I have to get back here at 7.00am so I'm going home. (leaves, leaving Ash there alone.)
Ash: Damn primitive screwhead. ( Walks up to a mirror.) hellooooo beautiful.
???: why thank you.
Ash: Huh? Who said that? (looks around)
???: I did.
( The mirror Ash was looking at starts glowing and shining, a beautiful woman pops out of it.)
Belldandy: Hello! My name is Belldandy, I'm a goddess and I'm here to gran.. hello? ( Ash is nowhere to be seen.)
(suddenly, a shot is fired, it misses belldandy and breaks the mirror behind her, Belldandy sees Ash standing on a table, carring a rifle and looking bad-assed.)
Ash: lady I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Belldandy: Oh my! Please be careful with that.
Ash: HA! You can't order me around.. Cause my name's Ash (tries doing that one handed reload but drops the gun, it backfires and shoots him in the chest) Ugghhh. Toiletries.
Belldandy: Oh no! You're hurt. (Rushes to ash)
Ash: Stay away! You demon befo.. Oww! My spleen.
Belldandy: hold on.
(belldandy casts a healing spell, The huge hole in Ash's chest closes up and heals.)
Ash: What? How?
Belldandy: please be careful next time. (smiles)
Ash: (gazes at Belldandy (you know in that starry starry way)) An...angel... Jesus Christ! An angel!
Belldandy: oh I'm not an angel, I'm a goddess and I have been sent down here to grant here you a wish but just one.
Ash: ( still dazed) oh wow... An angel...
Belldandy: errr. goddess not angel, I'm here to grant you a wish.
Ash: (snaps out of daze) huh? What wish?
(belldandy explains the whole wish thing to Ash.)
Ash: wow! Hmmmmm....(thinks) to be honest, I'm a bit tired of this lifestyle, sooooo..since you saved me, I wish to be your servant forever.
(blah blah all that floating stuff.)
Belldandy: wish gran. what? Umm.. Could you wait here for me? I have to go back to heaven first.
Ash: okay.
(belldandy goes through the mirror and teleports to heaven. She reaches kami-sama's office.)
Secretary: Ah! Belldandy-san! Kami-sama thought you would be expecting him. Please go right ahead.
( Belldandy walks in, we see kami-sama playing golf, since basically he's just like a CEO of everything)
Kami-sama: Belldandy! I was expecting y...
Belldandy: What the fuck is your problem?
(SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, Unknown to everybody except Kami-sama, Belldandy had a dark dark dark dark DAARKKKKKKKKk secret, She used vulgarities.. a lot.)
Kami-sama: errrrrrr.... What do you mean (innocent smile)
Belldandy: Stop fucking around! You saw what that fucker did! He nearly fucking shot me! And you still approve of that fucking wish!
Kami-sama: wellll.... it isn't that bad, I mean he DID wish to be your servant forever and that whole shooting thing was a misunderstanding.
Belldandy: okay I guess so... But how the fuck am I going to explain to keiichi that we are going to have another fucking person in the fucking house.
Kami-sama: don't worry, I'm sure you think of something.. *sweatdrops*
Belldandy: (death glares) You fucking own me....big time. (walks out door)
Secretary: ah! Belldandy-san, so how did it go?
Belldandy: Blow m.... (switches back to sweet mode) oh it went fine! Arigato! (smiles)
( teleports back to ash, he has already made a mini shrine in honor of belldandy.)
Ash: OH GREAT ONE! YOU ARE BACK!
Belldandy: *sweatdrops* please you don't have to call me that, well your wish was approved so I'm going to take you back to my home.
Ash: can I take my shrine?
Belldandy: I'm afraid not.
Ash: (changes to bad-assed) LET'S GO.
Belldandy: okay!
(grabs ash and they both teleport out through the mirror. And just in time cause joe( remember him?) comes back.)
some guy name Joe: Ash you still here? ... Ash? Oh well (walks away)
TBC
Author: I'm gonna write a story next time about Ash and belldandy (NOT ROMANCE) cause I like the idea.
MAKE A WISH ( I'm making belldandy grant this one)
(It's late at night in a Wal-Mart, Every sane employee and employers have gone home except for two figures still standing in the counter.)
Ash: So I was like " hey I could be king, wow!" but instead I didn't want all that fame, so I came back and now I'm here back at my old job, except now instead of housewares, I'm assigned to toiletr....
Some guy name Joe: Ash I already heard your story a billion times and then some, it's 2.30am, I'm fucking tired, and I have to get back here at 7.00am so I'm going home. (leaves, leaving Ash there alone.)
Ash: Damn primitive screwhead. ( Walks up to a mirror.) hellooooo beautiful.
???: why thank you.
Ash: Huh? Who said that? (looks around)
???: I did.
( The mirror Ash was looking at starts glowing and shining, a beautiful woman pops out of it.)
Belldandy: Hello! My name is Belldandy, I'm a goddess and I'm here to gran.. hello? ( Ash is nowhere to be seen.)
(suddenly, a shot is fired, it misses belldandy and breaks the mirror behind her, Belldandy sees Ash standing on a table, carring a rifle and looking bad-assed.)
Ash: lady I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Belldandy: Oh my! Please be careful with that.
Ash: HA! You can't order me around.. Cause my name's Ash (tries doing that one handed reload but drops the gun, it backfires and shoots him in the chest) Ugghhh. Toiletries.
Belldandy: Oh no! You're hurt. (Rushes to ash)
Ash: Stay away! You demon befo.. Oww! My spleen.
Belldandy: hold on.
(belldandy casts a healing spell, The huge hole in Ash's chest closes up and heals.)
Ash: What? How?
Belldandy: please be careful next time. (smiles)
Ash: (gazes at Belldandy (you know in that starry starry way)) An...angel... Jesus Christ! An angel!
Belldandy: oh I'm not an angel, I'm a goddess and I have been sent down here to grant here you a wish but just one.
Ash: ( still dazed) oh wow... An angel...
Belldandy: errr. goddess not angel, I'm here to grant you a wish.
Ash: (snaps out of daze) huh? What wish?
(belldandy explains the whole wish thing to Ash.)
Ash: wow! Hmmmmm....(thinks) to be honest, I'm a bit tired of this lifestyle, sooooo..since you saved me, I wish to be your servant forever.
(blah blah all that floating stuff.)
Belldandy: wish gran. what? Umm.. Could you wait here for me? I have to go back to heaven first.
Ash: okay.
(belldandy goes through the mirror and teleports to heaven. She reaches kami-sama's office.)
Secretary: Ah! Belldandy-san! Kami-sama thought you would be expecting him. Please go right ahead.
( Belldandy walks in, we see kami-sama playing golf, since basically he's just like a CEO of everything)
Kami-sama: Belldandy! I was expecting y...
Belldandy: What the fuck is your problem?
(SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, Unknown to everybody except Kami-sama, Belldandy had a dark dark dark dark DAARKKKKKKKKk secret, She used vulgarities.. a lot.)
Kami-sama: errrrrrr.... What do you mean (innocent smile)
Belldandy: Stop fucking around! You saw what that fucker did! He nearly fucking shot me! And you still approve of that fucking wish!
Kami-sama: wellll.... it isn't that bad, I mean he DID wish to be your servant forever and that whole shooting thing was a misunderstanding.
Belldandy: okay I guess so... But how the fuck am I going to explain to keiichi that we are going to have another fucking person in the fucking house.
Kami-sama: don't worry, I'm sure you think of something.. *sweatdrops*
Belldandy: (death glares) You fucking own me....big time. (walks out door)
Secretary: ah! Belldandy-san, so how did it go?
Belldandy: Blow m.... (switches back to sweet mode) oh it went fine! Arigato! (smiles)
( teleports back to ash, he has already made a mini shrine in honor of belldandy.)
Ash: OH GREAT ONE! YOU ARE BACK!
Belldandy: *sweatdrops* please you don't have to call me that, well your wish was approved so I'm going to take you back to my home.
Ash: can I take my shrine?
Belldandy: I'm afraid not.
Ash: (changes to bad-assed) LET'S GO.
Belldandy: okay!
(grabs ash and they both teleport out through the mirror. And just in time cause joe( remember him?) comes back.)
some guy name Joe: Ash you still here? ... Ash? Oh well (walks away)
TBC
Author: I'm gonna write a story next time about Ash and belldandy (NOT ROMANCE) cause I like the idea.