"Blah blah blah blah..."
"Sakura! Aren't you going to say your wedding vows?"
"I'm sorry, Syao-kun, but they're soooo boring! Can't we just sign the papers?"
"Uh...sure. And did you ever notice that we're getting married, but we're in ninth grade?"
"We're eloping."
Two Meowths walk down the aisle. "Yeah."
"Who are you?"
"They're cute widdle kitty kats!" shrieked Sakura.
"No," said Maple, quite annoyed, "We're the authours."
"Okay then...if you're really the authours, where is Tomoyo?"
"In her seat, making out with Eriol." pointed out Charisma.
"Hoeee? She's not filming my wedding?"
"Anyways, we'd just like to tell you..."
"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO START THE EPILOGUE UNTIL MAPLE IS DONE!!!!" whined Maple.
"Oh...sorry."
Maple's Wisdom: Punks. Think they can skip MY BIT. And what's up with TOmoyo and Eriol making out? I don't even know! *sweatdrop*
Maple's Motto:
Don't like,
Don't flame,
Don't read.
Maple's Disclaimer:
Don't own,
Don't sue,
Me broke.
*worships CLAMP*
Flames will be used as an excuse to sing cheesy songs.
"uhh...what do we do now?"
"Start the fanfic again!" snapped Charisma over her shoulder as she and Maple left.
"Ohh..okay." said Sakura uncertainly.
"Blah blah blah blah..."
"Sakura! Aren't you going to say your wedding vows?"
"I'm sorry, Syao-kun, but they're soooo boring! Can't we just sign the papers?"
"Uh...sure. And did you ever notice that we're getting married, but we're in ninth grade?"
"We're eloping."
Two Meowths walk down the aisle. "Yeah."
"Who are you?"
"They're cute widdle kitty kats!" shrieked Sakura.
"No," said Maple, quite annoyed, "We're the authours."
"Okay then...if you're really the authours, where is Tomoyo?"
"In her seat, making out with Eriol." pointed out Charisma.
"Hoeee? She's not filming my wedding?"
"Sakura, last time I checked, your word was Hoe, not Hoeee." pointed out Syaoran.
"SHUT UP." said Sakura, whacking Syaoran with a mallet.
"No, no! That's not how it's supposed to go! Take 3!" whined Charisma.
"Blah blah blah blah..."
"Sakura! Aren't you going to say your wedding vows?"
"I'm sorry, Syao-kun, but they're soooo boring! Can't we just sign the papers?"
"Uh...sure. And did you ever notice that we're getting married, but we're in ninth grade?"
"We're eloping."
Two Meowths walk down the aisle. "Yeah."
"Who are you?"
"They're cute widdle kitty kats!" shrieked Sakura.
"No," said Maple, quite annoyed, "We're the authours."
"Okay then...if you're really the authours, where is Tomoyo?"
"In her seat, making out with Eriol." pointed out Charisma.
"Hoeee? She's not filming my wedding?"
"Sakura, last time I checked, your word was Hoe, not Hoeee." pointed out Syaoran.
"SHUT UP." said Sakura, whacking Syaoran with a mallet.
"No, no! That's not how it's supposed to go! Take 4! You guys are actually supposed to FIX the problem!" whined Charisma.
"But Charisma-san...you're the authour. All you're doing is copying and pasting."
"Shut UP!" yelled Maple, whacking Sakura with a mallet.
"Maple! That was uncalled for! Take 4!"
"Blah blah blah blah..."
"Sakura! Aren't you going to say your wedding vows?"
"I'm sorry, Syao-kun, but they're soooo boring! Can't we just sign the papers?"
"Uh...sure. And did you ever notice that we're getting married, but we're in ninth grade?"
"We're eloping."
Two Meowths walk down the aisle. "Yeah."
"Who are you?"
"They're cute widdle kitty kats!" shrieked Sakura.
"No," said Maple, quite annoyed, "We're the authours."
"Okay then...if you're really the authours, where is Tomoyo?"
"In her seat, making out with Eriol." pointed out Charisma.
"Hoeee? She's not filming my wedding?"
"Sakura, last time I checked, your word was Hoe, not Hoeee." pointed out Syaoran.
"SHUT UP." said Sakura, whacking Syaoran with a mallet.
"No, no! That's not how it's supposed to go! Take 5! You guys are actually supposed to FIX the problem!" whined Charisma.
"But Charisma-san...you're the authour. All you're doing is copying and pasting."
"Shut UP!" yelled Maple, whacking Sakura with a mallet.
"Maple! That was uncalled for! Take 5! And you guys, you're just doing the same thing!"
"Gimme a break, Charisma. I'm the authour too. Blah, blah, blah, OW!" CHarisma whacked Maple with a mallet.
*Maple grabs keyboard* No she didn't!
*Charisma steals it back* Yes she did!
"Take...5..." squeaked Maple.
"Blah blah blah blah..."
"Sakura! Aren't you going to say your wedding vows?"
"I'm sorry, Syao-kun, but they're soooo boring! Can't we just sign the papers?"
"Uh...sure. And did you ever notice that we're getting married, but we're in ninth grade?"
"We're eloping."
Two Meowths walk down the aisle. "Yeah."
"Who are you?"
"They're cute widdle kitty kats!" shrieked Sakura.
"No," said Maple, quite annoyed, "We're the authours."
"Okay then...if you're really the authours, where is Tomoyo?"
"In her seat, making out with Eriol." pointed out Charisma.
"Hoeee? She's not filming my wedding?"
"Sakura, last time I checked, your word was Hoe, not Hoeee." pointed out Syaoran.
"SHUT UP." said Sakura, whacking Syaoran with a mallet.
"No, no! That's not how it's supposed to go! Take 6! You guys are actually supposed to FIX the problem!" whined Charisma.
"But Charisma-san...you're the authour. All you're doing is copying and pasting."
"Shut UP!" yelled Maple, whacking Sakura with a mallet.
"Maple! That was uncalled for! Take 6! And you guys, you're just doing the same thing!"
"Gimme a break, Charisma. I'm the authour too. Blah, blah, blah, OW!" CHarisma whacked Maple with a mallet.
*Maple grabs keyboard* No she didn't!
*Charisma steals it back* Yes she did!
"Take...6..." squeaked Maple.
"Sakura..I can't do this. I'm in love with Tomoyo."
"THat's not supposed to happen!"
"Shut up, Charisma." Syaoran whacked Charisma with a mallet.
"Ugh, I give up." sighed Maple. "Go nuts."
Charisma's Critique:
Maple's Wisdom: Hiya! Since Charisma is still flat as paper from being whacked by Syaoran, I'm taking over! This is the first fic we did where we lost control of the characters! We have to get some more practice.
Maple's Motto:
Read and review,
Make Maple and,
Don't read.
Maple's Disclaimer:
Bai~!
{That was really messed up! Hope you liked it!}
"Sakura! Aren't you going to say your wedding vows?"
"I'm sorry, Syao-kun, but they're soooo boring! Can't we just sign the papers?"
"Uh...sure. And did you ever notice that we're getting married, but we're in ninth grade?"
"We're eloping."
Two Meowths walk down the aisle. "Yeah."
"Who are you?"
"They're cute widdle kitty kats!" shrieked Sakura.
"No," said Maple, quite annoyed, "We're the authours."
"Okay then...if you're really the authours, where is Tomoyo?"
"In her seat, making out with Eriol." pointed out Charisma.
"Hoeee? She's not filming my wedding?"
"Anyways, we'd just like to tell you..."
"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO START THE EPILOGUE UNTIL MAPLE IS DONE!!!!" whined Maple.
"Oh...sorry."
Maple's Wisdom: Punks. Think they can skip MY BIT. And what's up with TOmoyo and Eriol making out? I don't even know! *sweatdrop*
Maple's Motto:
Don't like,
Don't flame,
Don't read.
Maple's Disclaimer:
Don't own,
Don't sue,
Me broke.
*worships CLAMP*
Flames will be used as an excuse to sing cheesy songs.
"uhh...what do we do now?"
"Start the fanfic again!" snapped Charisma over her shoulder as she and Maple left.
"Ohh..okay." said Sakura uncertainly.
"Blah blah blah blah..."
"Sakura! Aren't you going to say your wedding vows?"
"I'm sorry, Syao-kun, but they're soooo boring! Can't we just sign the papers?"
"Uh...sure. And did you ever notice that we're getting married, but we're in ninth grade?"
"We're eloping."
Two Meowths walk down the aisle. "Yeah."
"Who are you?"
"They're cute widdle kitty kats!" shrieked Sakura.
"No," said Maple, quite annoyed, "We're the authours."
"Okay then...if you're really the authours, where is Tomoyo?"
"In her seat, making out with Eriol." pointed out Charisma.
"Hoeee? She's not filming my wedding?"
"Sakura, last time I checked, your word was Hoe, not Hoeee." pointed out Syaoran.
"SHUT UP." said Sakura, whacking Syaoran with a mallet.
"No, no! That's not how it's supposed to go! Take 3!" whined Charisma.
"Blah blah blah blah..."
"Sakura! Aren't you going to say your wedding vows?"
"I'm sorry, Syao-kun, but they're soooo boring! Can't we just sign the papers?"
"Uh...sure. And did you ever notice that we're getting married, but we're in ninth grade?"
"We're eloping."
Two Meowths walk down the aisle. "Yeah."
"Who are you?"
"They're cute widdle kitty kats!" shrieked Sakura.
"No," said Maple, quite annoyed, "We're the authours."
"Okay then...if you're really the authours, where is Tomoyo?"
"In her seat, making out with Eriol." pointed out Charisma.
"Hoeee? She's not filming my wedding?"
"Sakura, last time I checked, your word was Hoe, not Hoeee." pointed out Syaoran.
"SHUT UP." said Sakura, whacking Syaoran with a mallet.
"No, no! That's not how it's supposed to go! Take 4! You guys are actually supposed to FIX the problem!" whined Charisma.
"But Charisma-san...you're the authour. All you're doing is copying and pasting."
"Shut UP!" yelled Maple, whacking Sakura with a mallet.
"Maple! That was uncalled for! Take 4!"
"Blah blah blah blah..."
"Sakura! Aren't you going to say your wedding vows?"
"I'm sorry, Syao-kun, but they're soooo boring! Can't we just sign the papers?"
"Uh...sure. And did you ever notice that we're getting married, but we're in ninth grade?"
"We're eloping."
Two Meowths walk down the aisle. "Yeah."
"Who are you?"
"They're cute widdle kitty kats!" shrieked Sakura.
"No," said Maple, quite annoyed, "We're the authours."
"Okay then...if you're really the authours, where is Tomoyo?"
"In her seat, making out with Eriol." pointed out Charisma.
"Hoeee? She's not filming my wedding?"
"Sakura, last time I checked, your word was Hoe, not Hoeee." pointed out Syaoran.
"SHUT UP." said Sakura, whacking Syaoran with a mallet.
"No, no! That's not how it's supposed to go! Take 5! You guys are actually supposed to FIX the problem!" whined Charisma.
"But Charisma-san...you're the authour. All you're doing is copying and pasting."
"Shut UP!" yelled Maple, whacking Sakura with a mallet.
"Maple! That was uncalled for! Take 5! And you guys, you're just doing the same thing!"
"Gimme a break, Charisma. I'm the authour too. Blah, blah, blah, OW!" CHarisma whacked Maple with a mallet.
*Maple grabs keyboard* No she didn't!
*Charisma steals it back* Yes she did!
"Take...5..." squeaked Maple.
"Blah blah blah blah..."
"Sakura! Aren't you going to say your wedding vows?"
"I'm sorry, Syao-kun, but they're soooo boring! Can't we just sign the papers?"
"Uh...sure. And did you ever notice that we're getting married, but we're in ninth grade?"
"We're eloping."
Two Meowths walk down the aisle. "Yeah."
"Who are you?"
"They're cute widdle kitty kats!" shrieked Sakura.
"No," said Maple, quite annoyed, "We're the authours."
"Okay then...if you're really the authours, where is Tomoyo?"
"In her seat, making out with Eriol." pointed out Charisma.
"Hoeee? She's not filming my wedding?"
"Sakura, last time I checked, your word was Hoe, not Hoeee." pointed out Syaoran.
"SHUT UP." said Sakura, whacking Syaoran with a mallet.
"No, no! That's not how it's supposed to go! Take 6! You guys are actually supposed to FIX the problem!" whined Charisma.
"But Charisma-san...you're the authour. All you're doing is copying and pasting."
"Shut UP!" yelled Maple, whacking Sakura with a mallet.
"Maple! That was uncalled for! Take 6! And you guys, you're just doing the same thing!"
"Gimme a break, Charisma. I'm the authour too. Blah, blah, blah, OW!" CHarisma whacked Maple with a mallet.
*Maple grabs keyboard* No she didn't!
*Charisma steals it back* Yes she did!
"Take...6..." squeaked Maple.
"Sakura..I can't do this. I'm in love with Tomoyo."
"THat's not supposed to happen!"
"Shut up, Charisma." Syaoran whacked Charisma with a mallet.
"Ugh, I give up." sighed Maple. "Go nuts."
Charisma's Critique:
Maple's Wisdom: Hiya! Since Charisma is still flat as paper from being whacked by Syaoran, I'm taking over! This is the first fic we did where we lost control of the characters! We have to get some more practice.
Maple's Motto:
Read and review,
Make Maple and,
Don't read.
Maple's Disclaimer:
Bai~!
{That was really messed up! Hope you liked it!}