Chapter Two. What else is there to know??

Sandy's House

SpongeBob: Well, here we are. The Treedome.

Patrick: I remember it being bigger.

SpongeBob: Shut up. (Rings doorbell)

(Sandy answers)

Sandy: Howdy, SpongeBob! Howdy Patrick! What're you guy's doing here?

Patrick: (sob) I LOST MY CANDY BAR!!

Sandy: So?

SpongeBob: He's really upset. Will you help us look??

Sandy: Sure SpongeBob! My eyes'll be wider than Texas!

Patrick: Is Texas the brother of the guy who invented paste??

SpongeBob: ...

Sandy: Is he eating his belly button lint again?

SpongeBob: I dunno. Maybe.

Patrick: (picking his belly button and eating whatever is in it)

Sandy: Ewww...

Patrick: Aahh... that was good. Hey are we gonna look for my candy bar or what??

SpongeBob: Sure Pat. Let's go!

(SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick start looking for the candy bar. They don't have much luck)



Patrick: We've looked everywhere! Sandy's house, Gary's shell, Larry's weights, the mayor's bedroom (can't trust that guy...) and Squidward's clarinet. Are you sure Squidward wasn't mad at us SpongeBob? I never heard any of those words before.



Sandy: Ah, shit. I give up.



Patrick: But what about my candy bar?



Sandy: Forget it. I'm not lookin' no more! (Sandy leaves)



Patrick: Damn squirrel...



SpongeBob: That's not nice!



Patrick: Shut the hell up Sponge. You just think Sandy's cute.



SpongeBob: So??



Patrick: You lovesick little ass. You're gonna make me lose my candy bar even more than it already is!!



SpongeBob: Well, Sandy likes me too. (gets an idea) Patrick! I got an idea!



Patrick: What?



SpongeBob: Let's look in that dark, scary cave that's nearby.



Patrick: Okay.



Sandy: I'll come too.



Patrick: Okay.





I know, I know, bad way to stop, but I'm in the middle of a writer's block. Until next time!