Final Thoughts: Oh, I figured I should just add one more extra chapter to this fic. I'd also like to kinda explain the second chapter, and even the original chapter. I guess I'll commentate on each of the parts of the fic, because I really had a kind of vision of what this would be like.
The inspiration for this fan fiction was to really turn the tables on the people who write the Sakuya-bashing fan fictions. My original reason was revenge, I'll admit. But I decided to not make it as vengeful as it would be humorous (and character-bashing stories, I have found, are not lacking in the humor department). The first thing I did was actually go and read some of these Sakuya-bashing fan fictions, most of which portrayed Sakuya as a stupid little ditz who is really ugly. Now first off, she's very pretty, perhaps she has a skinny figure, but I guess I can relate to that, because I'm a skinny guy. But her face is really pretty, I must say (in contrast to my face, which is…well, not that bad-looking, but would rate significantly less than hers on the "good-looking" scale). Anyway, enough about me, Sakuya has a nice personality and why the hell do people think she's a prostitute? Okay, so perhaps Yugi could be metaphorically thought of as a pimp making Sakuya love Tenchi, but it's not like she's forcing Sakuya, and really this is kind of more a literal interpretation of the…metaphorical qualities, and it's purely speculative, and…I've just wrote my way into deep sh*t.
But Sakuya doesn't like, DO anything with Tenchi, so the whole whore idea is far-fetched, is just what I want to say. But the point of this story is not to say "Hey! Sakuya and Tenchi rules! You're pairings suck!", because that would be sinking down to the same level of these guys who write these bashing-fics and flame reviews of pro-Sakuya stories.
I think that Sakuya fans, just like Sakuya herself, are kind of outside the whole Ryoko and Ayeka thing. That's part of the reason Sakuya is kind of perfect for Tenchi, because she doesn't fight for his affections (although she practically demands them). Also, I've always thought that Ayeka and Ryoko were more of a nuisance than anything else (no offense). I also thought that Ayeka was a bit out of character being so violent (although it was a bit funny), and that Ryoko is supposed to be the violent one and Ayeka is a bit calmer and more feminine (the characters complement each other that way).
Anyway, that was another rabbit trail I went off on. So okay, the Mortal Kombat thing at the beginning was just an idea I went on. I started thinking "What if I was basically the God of the fan fic and used and abused my creative control to make this whole thing go crazy in every single way?" And then there was the idea of "Opening a portal", which made me think of Mortal Kombat, so I just threw that in, and came up with the whole soul-stealing thing, and that they would return the souls because they didn't like them (a VERY clever way to bash the characters and bring them back to life with the same action!).
And then the part where I started the whole idea with, the war between Tenchi fans, it's just the kind of thing that I just thought could work out hilariously if I did it right. And it brings in the idea of the Sakuya fans being kind of on the sidelines, and not really fighting against the Ayeka and Ryoko fans (because of the sinking down to their level thing). Then I have the idea of them trying to attack the Tenchi fans but then they fight over which one attacks first. I decided that most of the time the fans would end up just killing each other (because war is basically pointless, especially between people of the same fandom). And then when they accidentally kill Tenchi, they kill themselves, which is also funny, and also has them destroying them selves, just like Papa Roach says (I should add music cue notes to this fan fiction) "It's in our nature to kill each other". Expect to see a revision like that soon, maybe an entire "director's cut" version, with maybe some of those excluded ideas, which I'll get to soon, so don't worry.
The force field was the perfect opportunity to get Washu and her fans into the fray (another on-the-spot idea I had). Then I brought in the YAOI fans, which all gay people may just flame me about, to add to the number of flaming people. But please keep in mind that this is a parody, and gay people were just thrown in as another minority group that I think may exist. I also had some trouble thinking: "Who the hell should I pair up with Tenchi as an example of a gay Tenchi pairing?" So I thought of Kagato, which actually sounds more like he'd be the subject of a gay-rape fic or something, but I have this tendency to use the first thing that comes to mind, and since it's the last pairing you'd ever think of pairing Tenchi with, it makes it even more hilarious by showing that just about every kind of Tenchi-pairing fan imaginable is in this fray.
Then I had to end it after I got killed for having Tenchi and Sakuya get married. I think that could be a way to have all of those fans vent their anger, because if they really hate me and want to kill me at this point in the story, I'm oh so happy to oblige! lol
Then I come back to life, much to the fan's disappointment, I bet (but, I had to finish off the story somehow). So I decided enough is enough and to just kill all the fans off and have the fans of the cute characters go home and the fans of Sakuya party. And my idea from the start was too not have Tenchi really sad about it (because that's the point of bashing fics, so you Ryoko and Ayeka fans just think for a second, think of how in the Sakuya-bashing fics Tenchi doesn't care at all, that's the idea of it).
Now the second part of the story started because I remembered I had the idea of dropping anvils on top of Ayeka and Ryoko. Then it evolved into a list of unused ideas. Starting with anvil-droppings and animal-droppings. Then going on with a bunch of things that rhyme with "-ash". I used my American Heritage Dictionary on my computer with the wildcard *ash to make sure that all of them got used. And I found this name of an Indian tribe and decided to make it the last one on the list. Then I made some Bin Laden jokes, and decided to add a George Bush joke along with it, and just to make it sound not un-American, I decided to have Bin Laden killed in that idea too.
Also, I'm glad to see that I've got some reviews already. And I'd like to respond to them. Oh, I guess I didn't really bash the characters so much (Watch for some direct character-bashing in the director's cut!). And I think part of the point really was bashing the fans, because I wanted to show how pointless this whole flaming thing is. And how everyone is always saying these horrible things about Sakuya that I don't really think are true.
The director's cut will probably be a separate story, but I don't know whether I'll do it or not, because I don't know if I'm evil enough, I may just be the Diet Coke of evil. Lol
But anyway, thank you for putting up with my rambling and I'll cya in my next fic.
The inspiration for this fan fiction was to really turn the tables on the people who write the Sakuya-bashing fan fictions. My original reason was revenge, I'll admit. But I decided to not make it as vengeful as it would be humorous (and character-bashing stories, I have found, are not lacking in the humor department). The first thing I did was actually go and read some of these Sakuya-bashing fan fictions, most of which portrayed Sakuya as a stupid little ditz who is really ugly. Now first off, she's very pretty, perhaps she has a skinny figure, but I guess I can relate to that, because I'm a skinny guy. But her face is really pretty, I must say (in contrast to my face, which is…well, not that bad-looking, but would rate significantly less than hers on the "good-looking" scale). Anyway, enough about me, Sakuya has a nice personality and why the hell do people think she's a prostitute? Okay, so perhaps Yugi could be metaphorically thought of as a pimp making Sakuya love Tenchi, but it's not like she's forcing Sakuya, and really this is kind of more a literal interpretation of the…metaphorical qualities, and it's purely speculative, and…I've just wrote my way into deep sh*t.
But Sakuya doesn't like, DO anything with Tenchi, so the whole whore idea is far-fetched, is just what I want to say. But the point of this story is not to say "Hey! Sakuya and Tenchi rules! You're pairings suck!", because that would be sinking down to the same level of these guys who write these bashing-fics and flame reviews of pro-Sakuya stories.
I think that Sakuya fans, just like Sakuya herself, are kind of outside the whole Ryoko and Ayeka thing. That's part of the reason Sakuya is kind of perfect for Tenchi, because she doesn't fight for his affections (although she practically demands them). Also, I've always thought that Ayeka and Ryoko were more of a nuisance than anything else (no offense). I also thought that Ayeka was a bit out of character being so violent (although it was a bit funny), and that Ryoko is supposed to be the violent one and Ayeka is a bit calmer and more feminine (the characters complement each other that way).
Anyway, that was another rabbit trail I went off on. So okay, the Mortal Kombat thing at the beginning was just an idea I went on. I started thinking "What if I was basically the God of the fan fic and used and abused my creative control to make this whole thing go crazy in every single way?" And then there was the idea of "Opening a portal", which made me think of Mortal Kombat, so I just threw that in, and came up with the whole soul-stealing thing, and that they would return the souls because they didn't like them (a VERY clever way to bash the characters and bring them back to life with the same action!).
And then the part where I started the whole idea with, the war between Tenchi fans, it's just the kind of thing that I just thought could work out hilariously if I did it right. And it brings in the idea of the Sakuya fans being kind of on the sidelines, and not really fighting against the Ayeka and Ryoko fans (because of the sinking down to their level thing). Then I have the idea of them trying to attack the Tenchi fans but then they fight over which one attacks first. I decided that most of the time the fans would end up just killing each other (because war is basically pointless, especially between people of the same fandom). And then when they accidentally kill Tenchi, they kill themselves, which is also funny, and also has them destroying them selves, just like Papa Roach says (I should add music cue notes to this fan fiction) "It's in our nature to kill each other". Expect to see a revision like that soon, maybe an entire "director's cut" version, with maybe some of those excluded ideas, which I'll get to soon, so don't worry.
The force field was the perfect opportunity to get Washu and her fans into the fray (another on-the-spot idea I had). Then I brought in the YAOI fans, which all gay people may just flame me about, to add to the number of flaming people. But please keep in mind that this is a parody, and gay people were just thrown in as another minority group that I think may exist. I also had some trouble thinking: "Who the hell should I pair up with Tenchi as an example of a gay Tenchi pairing?" So I thought of Kagato, which actually sounds more like he'd be the subject of a gay-rape fic or something, but I have this tendency to use the first thing that comes to mind, and since it's the last pairing you'd ever think of pairing Tenchi with, it makes it even more hilarious by showing that just about every kind of Tenchi-pairing fan imaginable is in this fray.
Then I had to end it after I got killed for having Tenchi and Sakuya get married. I think that could be a way to have all of those fans vent their anger, because if they really hate me and want to kill me at this point in the story, I'm oh so happy to oblige! lol
Then I come back to life, much to the fan's disappointment, I bet (but, I had to finish off the story somehow). So I decided enough is enough and to just kill all the fans off and have the fans of the cute characters go home and the fans of Sakuya party. And my idea from the start was too not have Tenchi really sad about it (because that's the point of bashing fics, so you Ryoko and Ayeka fans just think for a second, think of how in the Sakuya-bashing fics Tenchi doesn't care at all, that's the idea of it).
Now the second part of the story started because I remembered I had the idea of dropping anvils on top of Ayeka and Ryoko. Then it evolved into a list of unused ideas. Starting with anvil-droppings and animal-droppings. Then going on with a bunch of things that rhyme with "-ash". I used my American Heritage Dictionary on my computer with the wildcard *ash to make sure that all of them got used. And I found this name of an Indian tribe and decided to make it the last one on the list. Then I made some Bin Laden jokes, and decided to add a George Bush joke along with it, and just to make it sound not un-American, I decided to have Bin Laden killed in that idea too.
Also, I'm glad to see that I've got some reviews already. And I'd like to respond to them. Oh, I guess I didn't really bash the characters so much (Watch for some direct character-bashing in the director's cut!). And I think part of the point really was bashing the fans, because I wanted to show how pointless this whole flaming thing is. And how everyone is always saying these horrible things about Sakuya that I don't really think are true.
The director's cut will probably be a separate story, but I don't know whether I'll do it or not, because I don't know if I'm evil enough, I may just be the Diet Coke of evil. Lol
But anyway, thank you for putting up with my rambling and I'll cya in my next fic.