The adventures of Risa Jenkins, her rise through the UAA, introduction to the future No More Hero and the unusual twists and turns that come with any relationship involving Silvia Christel. I don't own jack. Reviews are appreciated.

Summary inside. M for language and themes.

This story has NOTHING to do with the game, rather, I made it up myself. So, please dont be a moron and say "HEY! THAT DOESNT MATCH THE GAME AT ALL!" Thank you and please enjoy!

This is Scott's life. He does nothing but play games and watch anime that is until he's parents decide to stop paying his rent. With the little money he has left, he buys a weapon from an infamous doctor

A half-assed story Drabble generated for me.

He thought life was easy. Go to school. Go to colledge. Get a job. Then his life goes down the pan as he's accepted into the ranks of the UAA. Armed with his Twin Fangs will he pierce the hevens, or will he crash and burn? OCx? -OCs Needed-

Request by MonstersxAttackxAtxDawn, and sequel to Philistine for Breakfast. Margaret finds herself bonding closer to Bad Girl than she could have ever imagined. Mild yuri. Oneshot!

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the story of cloe walsh, i know it only took many of us at least 2 minutes to beat her but i think she deserves a little backstory...

An assassin's plots for revenge are short lived when he finally confronts Travis, for killing someone so dear to him. But who did Travis kill?

NMH1 Sequel. Paths cross as a new assassin makes her way up the ranks in a personal quest while a hero returns to his homeland after three years of soul searching and finding himself. But who will be number one of Santa Destroy?

the next part of travisxshinobus first date, just like the the first story but with a wedding, and a little more violence. enjoy!

"Because you made me this way. Because vengeance begets vengeance." /pre-series; Jeane-centric/

this is my first fan fic please be nice

It's a beautiful night, and the assassins are drunk and merry. But what should happen if the assassins run out of things to do? Oh, I know! Let's play truth or dare! Bad Girl, he's coming for you...

"You won't get anything from her, Travis. Sure, you can have her now, but by the next morning, she'll be gone, the only memory of her left being the stain on your sheets."

What happens when you put two lolitas in the same room? Why, they bond over what they have in common of course!

This is a story of how Margeret got to where she is. It is heavily based on the lyrics to "Philistine," Margeret's boss battle song. There may be a follow up about Matt Helms, we'll just have to see.

Travis Touchdown begins the toughest course of becoming the greatest assassin there ever was! His first step begins with Death Metal...

Holly Summers wants Bad Girl to teach her how to swing a bat. The question is...Will she? Rated for a lot of strong language, possible one-sided yuri, and other suggestive things. Oneshot!

Jeane reflects back on the obstacles she's had to overcome before she was able to become an assassin, and the events leading up to her last meeting with Travis. Rated T for language and suggestive themes. Oneshot!

I throw my own self into the ring of video game adaptations with one for a game near and dear to me, No More Heroes. Join Travis as he attempts to escape from the boring monotony of every day life through the killing of many and the drive to become best.

Hail to the theif! Faithfully recovered from the feverish hands of sex fiends, fans, HERE IS YOUR STOLEN CHAPTER! Are you alone? Or do you have a partner...

IN THIS HEART-STOPPING SECOND ISSUE OF NO MORE HEAVEN- TRAVIS IS CONFRONTED WITH HIS WORST NIGHTMARE! How can he dream of victory with no beam katana to assist? Beat on the brat with a baseball bat oh yeah!

IN THIS T-SHIRT-CONTEST-WINNING FIRST ISSUE OF NO MORE HEAVEN- WE CATCH UP WITH SYLVIA! What is it you have in mind for Travis, Miss Christel? Why don't you quit sending out those funky death vibes and be sweet to your man? ...What a cold *****!