10 assassins, one scam, millions of dollars of profit. The problem? Most of them are too insane to sign the contract. You just have to find out what they want, put it on a silver platter and hold it out of their reach.

What if in the real ending, there was more information revealed than supposed to?

I no is not no moar haroes, but is menshined in stowrey ne way.

...when it is right in front of you? An introspective piece of Travis's past, his fight to become Number One, and what lies ahead on the open road that is the future. ONESHOT.

You could very well be the nicest guy I know. Title subject to change because I'm not exactly happy with it. Harvey and Travis friendship.

All I know is that somehow, I have this thing in my stomach, and I'm laying here dying. Game Over indeed. Drabble.

You know the poem, Roses are..." "For sick, sick people." "Uh..."

Don't let the genre fool you. There's nothing romantic about this over-the-top, violent, Bad GirlxTravis story. Rated M for language, violence, XTREME sex, and generally being in bad taste.

You're no assassin. You're just a perverted killing maniac." Rated for language and implications.

When Travis' professional wrestling career goes up in smoke he's left alone in the Death Match bar in Santa Destroy. It takes one woman to change his life forever. JeanexTravis

She had the voice of an angel, the intentions of something far more sinister. But in times of desperation, anything would do. Rated for language and suggestive themes.

Definition: satisfaction or pleasure felt at someone else's misfortune.

Many things can happen on a Santa Destroy hillside. Rated for implications.

Letz tries to save himself from OOCness and fangirls.

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And the screams of Scarlet Jacobs- of Shinobu- echoed throughout Santa Destroy. Spoilers, rated for violence.

At the end of the bloody trail, there was a door, there was a voice; there was the announcement of a walking eccentricity, there was a giant brain, and there was the hall you just couldn't get down fast enough.

Bad Girl likes to smash clones. But, exactly, after who are modeled those clones?

The last kiss was so long ago that he doesn't remember it anymore. Maybe the last kiss doesn't even exist.

Letz Shake's story: my poor present for a utterly underrated character.

Upon seeing the second rank, dressed head to toe in Sweet Lolita and drunk on who knows what kind of lager, he couldn't help but notice similarities between her and a few others he knew all too well. Spoilers, rated for language and violence.

A take on two characters of the game. Spoilers. Rated T for implied situations.

Dr Peace's last moments before his ranking fight with Travis. Complete with song lyrics.