Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or the movie itself. This chapter isn't the best chapter of the four. But I am running out of ideas. Please tell me any ideas that you have, I will give you credit.
SW Ep.II AOTP a.k.a Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Parodies
Chapter 4:
Anakin: What on Tatooine--
Padmè: Ahem.
Anakin: Sorry. What on Naboo is R2-D2 doing here?
Padmè: It's a free planet.
Anakin: Yeah, but, I mean. Why would he be on our balcony?
Padmè: I don't know, maybe he has a message for us.
Anakin: Please, why would he have a message for us?!
Padmè: Because you are a Jedi.
R2-D2: Beep beep beep beep. Beep beep.
*R2-D2 put u a holo-message of Princess Leia*
Leia *as a hologram*: Help me! My plan--
Anakin: Boy, she's hot. I wonder if she'd go to bed with me.
*Padmè hit Anakin on the head*
Padmè: Anakin, she's your daughter.
Anakin: Really? Darn.
Padmè: R2, can you re-play that holo-message?
*R2-D2 re-played the holo-message of Leia*
Leia *as a hologram again*: Help me! My planet is under attack. I fear that Darth Vader is going to take over. But I also--
*Padmè hit Anakin on the head again*
Anakin: What was that for?
Padmè: That was for trying to take over a planet!
Jar Jar Binks *Walks in*: Mesa tanken yousa for savin mesa.
Anakin: But I didn't save you.
*Jar Jar starts to cry, and Padmè hits Anakin on the head again*
Anakin: What was that for?
Padmè: You hurt his feelings!
*Obi-Wan walks in*
Obi-Wan: Love. Love, above all things I believe in love. Love is a many splendid thing, love is like oxygen. All you need is love.
Padmè now as Natalie: Wrong movie Romeo.
Obi-Wan now as Ewan: Ha Natalie! I was Christian in Moulin Rouge. And there is no Romeo in the whole movie!
Natalie *kidding around*: I think I'm gonna have the baby right here, in Walmart!
*Anakin now as Hayden starts laughing as does Ewan. Jar Jar just leaves the room*
Hayden *also kidding*: I need a shower, and where's Jena when you need her?
*All three of them are now laughing*
Ewan: Can't breathe, can't breathe!
*Ewan breaks out singing the Barney theme song*
Ewan: I love you, you love me. We're a happy family. With a…how does the rest of the song go?
Hayden: Umm…Natalie, don't you watch Barney?
Natalie: I do not!
Ewan: Oh well…Hayden, come over here and kiss me! I'm just kidding…Natalie, my dearest friend…
Natalie: Help!
*Natalie starts to run away, but she is too late, Ewan goes over to her and French kisses her*
Natalie: Ewan!
Voice: Ahem!
*Everyone looks over to the doorway to see Ewan's wife standing in the doorway staring at Ewan with an angry look on her face*
Eve a.k.a Ewan's wife: Ewan! I saw you kiss her! She's half your age!
Ewan: Actually she's only ten years younger than me, and it was for a joke.
Eve: A likely story.
*Eve looks over to Hayden and starts to walk towards him*
Hayden: Help! Help!
*Eve grabbed his arm so he couldn't get away and French kissed him*
Hayden: Eww, gross lady. Don't you ever brush your teeth? And don't I have a choice in who I kiss?! I'm gonna go brush my teeth and try to get this nasty taste out of my mouth. Ewan, how do you kiss her?
Eve: He doesn't, he's too busy kissing this slut!
Hayden: Natalie is not a slut!
Natalie: I am not a slut, and Hayden you shut up. I can defend myself.
Voice: A census taker once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some father beans and a nice Chianti (I think that's how its spelled) *does thing he does with teeth*
Hayden: Ok, if you try to eat me I will hurt you…
Anthony: I take it this isn't the set for The Silence of the Lambs?
Natalie: Isn't that movie already out on video and DVD?
Anthony: Yes, I just wanted to come here and join the party.
Ewan: How did you know we were arguing?
Anthony: Great actors and actresses always argue with the bad ones.
Ewan: Why thank you. I always considered myself a good actor, but never a great one.
Anthony: I wasn't talking about you.
Natalie: I guess I am a pretty good actress.
Anthony: What is with you people? Both of you are horrible at acting!
Hayden: Are you talking to me?!
Anthony: Yes, and I pity you for having to work with these terrible people.
*Nicole Kidman comes in*
Nicole: Where's my daughter? What did you do with my daughter?
*She goes over to Hayden and starts shaking him*
Hayden *in a very high pitched voice*: I am your daughter!
*Everyone starts to laugh, George walks in*
George: I leave you people alone for ten minutes and you throw a party!
Everybody out!
Okay, so this chapter definitely is not the best. And all the movies and people I added in towards the end I also don't own, sorry I didn't put it in the beginning, but I wasn't planning on doing it. And I am still desperately looking for ideas. Mesa be tanken yousa for readin dis.