Disclaimer: I do not own any of the character or the movie/movies. I need more ideas for this story. Please R&R. If you give me an idea I will give you credit for it. This chapter is probably going to be very short. I'm sorry for that. This chapter will also be the last chapter for AOTP. The sequel for it will be titled AOTM and it can be found under crossovers, subject parodies once I am done with the first chapter. I'm going to get to typing this chapter so that I can work on the first chapter for the sequel.
SW Ep.II AOTP a.k.a Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Parodies
Chapter 5:The Last Chapter
George: Get back to practicing!
Hayden: Okay.
*Hayden grabs Natalie and French kisses her*
Natalie: Hayden! What is your problem!
Hayden: He said to practice.
Natalie: That's not even the right scene! We don't kiss until scene nine! (nine is just a number that I put in, I don't think that's the real number.)
Hayden: Okay then. Let's practice scene nine.
Natalie: Okay.
*Hayden French kissed Natalie again*
Eve: I knew she was a slut!
Natalie: I am not!
*Natalie starts to cry*
Eve: You're a crying slut.
Natalie: I am not, I am not, I am not!!!
Hayden: Who's whining now!
George: Eve, get off my set!!
*Eve walks off the set, Hayden and Natalie are arguing. George leaves quitting for the day*
Hayden: I'm sorry, Natalie. Will you go out with me.
Natalie *still pouting*: Yes.
Ewan: Hey no fair! I want Natalie to go out with me!
Natalie: You're married.
Ewan: So?
Natalie: I'm going out with Hayden.
Ewan *to himself*: This always gets them.
*Natalie and Hayden start to leave*
Ewan: Wait.
*They turn around to look at him. Ewan starts to sing*
Ewan *singing*:
My gift is my song,
And this ones for you.
And you can tell everybody,
That this is your song.
It may be quite simple, but
Now that it's done.
Hope you don't mind,
I hope you don't mind.
That I put down in words,
How wonderful life is,
Now you're in the world.
Sat on the roof,
And I kicked off the moss.
Well, some of these versus well, they,
They got me quite cross.
But the sun's been kind,
While I wrote this song.
It's for people like you,
That keep t turned on.
So excuse me forgetting,
But these things I do.
You see, I've forgotten
If they're green,
Or they're blue.
Anyway, the thing is,
What I really mean.
Yours are the sweetest eyes
I've ever seen.
And you can tell,
Everybody,
That this is your song.
It may be quite simple, but,
Now that it's done.
I hope you don't mind,
I hope you don't mind.
That I put down in words,
How wonderful life is,
Now you're in the world.
*Natalie turns to mush (who wouldn't?)*
Natalie: Sorry, Hayden. I'm going to go out with Ewan.
Hayden: What?! Just because he sang a stupid song?
Natalie: Yes.
*Hayden thinks for a moment, then starts to sing*
Hayden *singing*:
My gift is my song,
And this ones for yo--
*Natalie and Ewan cover their ears and run away. Hayden just stands there.*
Okay, that was the last chapter. The sequel for it will be titled AOTM and it can be found under crossovers, subject parodies once I am done with the first chapter. I'm putting the sequel there because I am going to bring other movies into it. Hey! Tell me what you thought if you were able to make it all the way through this. An mesa be tanken yousa if yousa did. Bye for now.