Chapter Five ~Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off to the Airport We Go!~
Well, thanks to no one but myself ^-^ I thought of another idea. I know you don't care, but
it all started when I had church. A reaaaaaaally long service. So I'm like "What can I do
during church that no one sees me but I don't have to pay too much attention?" and so I brought
along a memo book and thought up ideas for the next chapter all during church. Enjoy.
~Disclaimor-I dont own any airports, Grandia II, white shirts, Toostie Pops...*sniff* I dont
own ANYTHING!!! waaaaaaaah...~
Anywayz, today's chapter is about the Grandia II peoples in an airport etc.
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*Begins with everyone in a big van*
Ryudo: "...Can we go home yet?"
Roan: "AREWETHEREYETAREWETHEREYETAREWETHEREYET?!"
Millenia: "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW, IM GOING TO TIE YOU TO THE BACK OF THE CAR
AND DRIVE 70 MPH!"
Roan: "..."
Elena: "My, Millenia, that sounds horrible!"
Millenia: "It's supposed to."
Tio: "Oh finally, a nice trip! A long long trip!"
Ryudo: "What are you so excited about? Didn't you already go to Disney World?"
Tio: *Shudder*
Elena: "Oh yes, Tio, how /was/ Disney World?"
Tio: "I...do not want to talk about it..."
Ryudo: "Does it have to do with that loser? I mean, we /are/ still getting like fifty
pathetic letters from him every day..."
Millenia: "Well Im getting freaking tired of those Granas damn letters!"
Elena: "Why do not you call him and try to work it out civilly?"
Millenia: "To HELL with civily! IM going to rip his head off! Or at least his hand so he cant
write any more damn letters!"
Roan: "..."
Mareg: "Ninety-nine bushels of paper on the wall, ninety nine bushels of paper. Take one down,
jot somethin down, ninety-eight bushels of paper on the wall..."
Ryudo: "Mareg, shut up and drive!"
Mareg: "Okey day!"
Roan: "..."
Millenia: "You /can/ talk you know..."
Roan: "YAY! AREWETHEREYETAREWETHEREYETAREWETHEREYET?!"
Millenia: "SHUT UP!"
Roan: "But you said-"
Millenia: "I take it back!"
Ryudo: "...Oh Granas..."
Tio: "So, exactly where is our destination?"
Elena: "We are going to the airport!"
Tio: "Why?"
Elena: "...We are going to the airport!"
Tio: "..."
Ryudo: "We're gonna go to um that one place..."
Millenia: "Oh wherever the plane takes us."
Tio: "Are you sure that is safe?"
Ryudo: "Plenty safe."
Elena: "We are going to the /airport/!"
Millenia: "Elena you act like you've never been to an airport before."
Elena: "So? We /are/ going to the.../airport/!"
Millenia: "Thats--"
****BOOM! POP! BANG! SHIBBY HIBBY KANG!******
Ryudo: "What the hell was /that/?!"
Mareg: "Scary..."
Roan: "We seem to have a flat tire."
Millenia: "Oh crap...We don't have a spare. Looks like we're gonna be walking..."
Elena: "Walking? To where?"
Ryudo: "Mareg, how many more miles is it to the airport?"
Mareg: "Two."
Tio: "It is /raining/!"
Millenia: "It's raining?! Awwwww do we /have/ to walk?!"
Ryudo: "You dont have to."
Millenia: "Oh yea thats right! I got wings! See ya later, suckers!"
Tio: "Millenia, maybe you could carry some of the luggage with you, since you do not have to walk?"
Millenia picks up a small purse, then flies off
Roan: "It is raining very hard...Walking sucks."
Elena: "Such fowl language to be heard of you, Roan!"
Roan: "Shut up and carry some of these boxes."
Ryudo: "We need all the help we can get. Theres got to be two million damn boxes here."
Tio: "I have an idea."
*Half an hour later, Mareg has a huge platform thing on wheels (Dont ask where they got it)
and is hauling /all/ the luggage*
Elena: "I am positively /soaked/!"
Ryudo: "That...you are..."
Roan: "...Soaked..."
Tio gasps: "You sick boys! Elena come here, you really should not have worn a white shirt!"
Elena: "What is wrong with my shirt?"
Ryudo/Roan: "..."
Tio: "Ryudo, look at Roan. Do you really want him to see that too?"
Ryudo looks at Roan: "Hey! You sick monkey, stop lookin' at Elena's shirt!"
Roan: "I wasnt looking!"
Ryudo: "Yes you were!"
Elena: "What is wrong with my shirt?!"
Elena looks down at her shirt
Elena: "....!"
Tio hands Elena her jacket
Tio: "Wear that until we get to the airport. Then you can change."
Elena: "Ok, thank you Tio."
Roan: "Damn you, Tio..."
Ryudo: "Roan shut the hell up."
Mareg: "A wet sparrow will be saved."
Ryudo: "What?"
*At the airport*
Everyone walks around for a while, then settle on the "14B" gate
Roan: "I am going to get something from the vending machine." *wanders off toward the vending machine*
Tio: "Elena, let's go get your shirt changed."
Elena: "I think I can do it myself."
Ryudo: "Are you sure? Better let me help."
Tio: "Ryudo...just...dont."
Ryudo: "...Fine..."
Elena: "Which one has my clothes?"
Millenia then walks up to them
Millenia: "This one." *Throws the bag to Elena*
Elena: "Thank you, Millenia." *Goes off to the bathroom*
Roan: "OH MY GRANAS! HELP HELP!"
Mareg: "Something is wrong with Roan."
Ryudo: "...Apparently."
Tio: "What is wrong, Roan?"
Roan: "ITS...ITS...AN UNATTENDED BAG!!"
Ryudo: "So?"
Roan: "IT MIGHT BE A BOMB!"
Ryudo: "Good. Pick it up and carry it around with you until it blows up."
Roan *Sniff*: Why would you want me to do such a thing?"
Ryudo: "Because I hate you."
Tio: "Come now, just leave the bag alone."
Roan: "But its /following/ meeeee!!"
Ryudo: "To hell with bombs, put him in the asylum."
Mareg: "The dog's bark is worse than it's bite."
Elena (walking back): "Ok, that is definatly better!"
*At the reception desk*
Ryudo: "Here are our tickets, lady."
(Teenage girl with way too much hot-pink eyemakeup and a mouthful of bubblegum)
T.G.w.w.t.m.h.p.e.m.u.a.a.m.o.b: "Um *chew* *bubble* *POP* Ok, mister."
T.G.etc: "But hon, *POP* That dog thing...*loud chew* Aint goin on the plane."
Elena: "Why can not Mareg go with us?"
TGETC: "No animals *POP* Allowed on the *chew* Plane, mish.*
Millenia: "BULL CRAP!"
TGETC: "No, mish. More like *POP* 'THE RULES!'"
Millenia: "Why Im gunna..."
Tio: "Contain yourself, Millena."
Millenia: "Grrrr..."
Ryudo: "So we have to leave him behind?"
TGETC: "*POP* 'fraid so, buddy."
Roan: "Ok, that is not a big deal. Let's go!"
Elena: "Good-Bye, Mareg."
Mareg *sniff*
Tio: "Do not be sad, Mareg. We shall send you a postcard!"
*On the plane*
Ryudo: "Roan, you get that seat, Tio, you get that one, Elena, that one, Millenia, that one,
and I'll that this one."
Millenia: "You do know that didn't make any sense, dontcha?"
Ryudo: "Who cares. Just sit down, dammit."
Elena, Tio, and Roan sit down: Roan on the aisle seat, Tio next to him, then Millenia, Elena, and Ryudo.
*During the flight*
Flight Attendant: "Hello! What would you like to drink?"
Ryudo: "Go away. We didn't call you."
F.A.: "Sorry, sir."
*Five minutes later*
*BING*
Flight attendent: "You rang, sir?"
Ryudo: "Um no?"
Elena: "Sorry, Ma'am, we do not need anything."
*three minutes later*
*BING*
F.A.: "You need something, Sir...?"
Ryudo: "Yes. I NEED FOR YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!"
F.A.: "*Sniff* Sorry sir!"
*seven minutes twenty nine seconds later*
*BING*
F.A.: "*Sigh...* Sir...do you need anything...?"
Ryudo: "No."
*two minutes later*
*BING*
F.A.: "You rang...again...?"
Ryudo: "No..."
*eight minutes later*
*BI-*
Millenia: "ROAN! STOP...PRESSING...THE GRANAS DAMN BUTTON!!"
Roan: "But...but...its /fun/!"
Roan: "And its /easy/! See?"
Roan repeatedly presses the 'call' button: *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING*
*BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING*
*BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING*
F.A: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
Ryudo/Millenia: "NOTHING!"
Roan: "I want some roasted peanuts!"
F.A.: "..." (Hands him a packet of roasted peanuts, then walks away)
*three and a half minutes later*
Roan reaches up to press the button again
Millenia grabs his arm: "IF YOU PRESS THAT GRANAS DAMN BUTTON ONE MORE TIME, IM GOING TO RIP
YOUR DAMN ARM OFF AND THROW YOU OUT OF THE PLANE!!"
Roan: "No buttons. No buttons."
***
~End of chapter 5~
...Ok, well that was interesting. Not very funny, Im afraid...Im having a bad day, and it litterly
took me ALL day to finish...I worked on it from 1 to 5:30...*sigh*
I promise the next one will be better...I mean, this is the first day of my SB! I dont wanna be
stuck here...oh and I got back from like an hour and a half of church, so Im not really all funny
bunny @.@...Im so sorry you read this. So sorry I made it. Its not worthy...-_-"
Well, thanks to no one but myself ^-^ I thought of another idea. I know you don't care, but
it all started when I had church. A reaaaaaaally long service. So I'm like "What can I do
during church that no one sees me but I don't have to pay too much attention?" and so I brought
along a memo book and thought up ideas for the next chapter all during church. Enjoy.
~Disclaimor-I dont own any airports, Grandia II, white shirts, Toostie Pops...*sniff* I dont
own ANYTHING!!! waaaaaaaah...~
Anywayz, today's chapter is about the Grandia II peoples in an airport etc.
***********************************************************************************************
*Begins with everyone in a big van*
Ryudo: "...Can we go home yet?"
Roan: "AREWETHEREYETAREWETHEREYETAREWETHEREYET?!"
Millenia: "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW, IM GOING TO TIE YOU TO THE BACK OF THE CAR
AND DRIVE 70 MPH!"
Roan: "..."
Elena: "My, Millenia, that sounds horrible!"
Millenia: "It's supposed to."
Tio: "Oh finally, a nice trip! A long long trip!"
Ryudo: "What are you so excited about? Didn't you already go to Disney World?"
Tio: *Shudder*
Elena: "Oh yes, Tio, how /was/ Disney World?"
Tio: "I...do not want to talk about it..."
Ryudo: "Does it have to do with that loser? I mean, we /are/ still getting like fifty
pathetic letters from him every day..."
Millenia: "Well Im getting freaking tired of those Granas damn letters!"
Elena: "Why do not you call him and try to work it out civilly?"
Millenia: "To HELL with civily! IM going to rip his head off! Or at least his hand so he cant
write any more damn letters!"
Roan: "..."
Mareg: "Ninety-nine bushels of paper on the wall, ninety nine bushels of paper. Take one down,
jot somethin down, ninety-eight bushels of paper on the wall..."
Ryudo: "Mareg, shut up and drive!"
Mareg: "Okey day!"
Roan: "..."
Millenia: "You /can/ talk you know..."
Roan: "YAY! AREWETHEREYETAREWETHEREYETAREWETHEREYET?!"
Millenia: "SHUT UP!"
Roan: "But you said-"
Millenia: "I take it back!"
Ryudo: "...Oh Granas..."
Tio: "So, exactly where is our destination?"
Elena: "We are going to the airport!"
Tio: "Why?"
Elena: "...We are going to the airport!"
Tio: "..."
Ryudo: "We're gonna go to um that one place..."
Millenia: "Oh wherever the plane takes us."
Tio: "Are you sure that is safe?"
Ryudo: "Plenty safe."
Elena: "We are going to the /airport/!"
Millenia: "Elena you act like you've never been to an airport before."
Elena: "So? We /are/ going to the.../airport/!"
Millenia: "Thats--"
****BOOM! POP! BANG! SHIBBY HIBBY KANG!******
Ryudo: "What the hell was /that/?!"
Mareg: "Scary..."
Roan: "We seem to have a flat tire."
Millenia: "Oh crap...We don't have a spare. Looks like we're gonna be walking..."
Elena: "Walking? To where?"
Ryudo: "Mareg, how many more miles is it to the airport?"
Mareg: "Two."
Tio: "It is /raining/!"
Millenia: "It's raining?! Awwwww do we /have/ to walk?!"
Ryudo: "You dont have to."
Millenia: "Oh yea thats right! I got wings! See ya later, suckers!"
Tio: "Millenia, maybe you could carry some of the luggage with you, since you do not have to walk?"
Millenia picks up a small purse, then flies off
Roan: "It is raining very hard...Walking sucks."
Elena: "Such fowl language to be heard of you, Roan!"
Roan: "Shut up and carry some of these boxes."
Ryudo: "We need all the help we can get. Theres got to be two million damn boxes here."
Tio: "I have an idea."
*Half an hour later, Mareg has a huge platform thing on wheels (Dont ask where they got it)
and is hauling /all/ the luggage*
Elena: "I am positively /soaked/!"
Ryudo: "That...you are..."
Roan: "...Soaked..."
Tio gasps: "You sick boys! Elena come here, you really should not have worn a white shirt!"
Elena: "What is wrong with my shirt?"
Ryudo/Roan: "..."
Tio: "Ryudo, look at Roan. Do you really want him to see that too?"
Ryudo looks at Roan: "Hey! You sick monkey, stop lookin' at Elena's shirt!"
Roan: "I wasnt looking!"
Ryudo: "Yes you were!"
Elena: "What is wrong with my shirt?!"
Elena looks down at her shirt
Elena: "....!"
Tio hands Elena her jacket
Tio: "Wear that until we get to the airport. Then you can change."
Elena: "Ok, thank you Tio."
Roan: "Damn you, Tio..."
Ryudo: "Roan shut the hell up."
Mareg: "A wet sparrow will be saved."
Ryudo: "What?"
*At the airport*
Everyone walks around for a while, then settle on the "14B" gate
Roan: "I am going to get something from the vending machine." *wanders off toward the vending machine*
Tio: "Elena, let's go get your shirt changed."
Elena: "I think I can do it myself."
Ryudo: "Are you sure? Better let me help."
Tio: "Ryudo...just...dont."
Ryudo: "...Fine..."
Elena: "Which one has my clothes?"
Millenia then walks up to them
Millenia: "This one." *Throws the bag to Elena*
Elena: "Thank you, Millenia." *Goes off to the bathroom*
Roan: "OH MY GRANAS! HELP HELP!"
Mareg: "Something is wrong with Roan."
Ryudo: "...Apparently."
Tio: "What is wrong, Roan?"
Roan: "ITS...ITS...AN UNATTENDED BAG!!"
Ryudo: "So?"
Roan: "IT MIGHT BE A BOMB!"
Ryudo: "Good. Pick it up and carry it around with you until it blows up."
Roan *Sniff*: Why would you want me to do such a thing?"
Ryudo: "Because I hate you."
Tio: "Come now, just leave the bag alone."
Roan: "But its /following/ meeeee!!"
Ryudo: "To hell with bombs, put him in the asylum."
Mareg: "The dog's bark is worse than it's bite."
Elena (walking back): "Ok, that is definatly better!"
*At the reception desk*
Ryudo: "Here are our tickets, lady."
(Teenage girl with way too much hot-pink eyemakeup and a mouthful of bubblegum)
T.G.w.w.t.m.h.p.e.m.u.a.a.m.o.b: "Um *chew* *bubble* *POP* Ok, mister."
T.G.etc: "But hon, *POP* That dog thing...*loud chew* Aint goin on the plane."
Elena: "Why can not Mareg go with us?"
TGETC: "No animals *POP* Allowed on the *chew* Plane, mish.*
Millenia: "BULL CRAP!"
TGETC: "No, mish. More like *POP* 'THE RULES!'"
Millenia: "Why Im gunna..."
Tio: "Contain yourself, Millena."
Millenia: "Grrrr..."
Ryudo: "So we have to leave him behind?"
TGETC: "*POP* 'fraid so, buddy."
Roan: "Ok, that is not a big deal. Let's go!"
Elena: "Good-Bye, Mareg."
Mareg *sniff*
Tio: "Do not be sad, Mareg. We shall send you a postcard!"
*On the plane*
Ryudo: "Roan, you get that seat, Tio, you get that one, Elena, that one, Millenia, that one,
and I'll that this one."
Millenia: "You do know that didn't make any sense, dontcha?"
Ryudo: "Who cares. Just sit down, dammit."
Elena, Tio, and Roan sit down: Roan on the aisle seat, Tio next to him, then Millenia, Elena, and Ryudo.
*During the flight*
Flight Attendant: "Hello! What would you like to drink?"
Ryudo: "Go away. We didn't call you."
F.A.: "Sorry, sir."
*Five minutes later*
*BING*
Flight attendent: "You rang, sir?"
Ryudo: "Um no?"
Elena: "Sorry, Ma'am, we do not need anything."
*three minutes later*
*BING*
F.A.: "You need something, Sir...?"
Ryudo: "Yes. I NEED FOR YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!"
F.A.: "*Sniff* Sorry sir!"
*seven minutes twenty nine seconds later*
*BING*
F.A.: "*Sigh...* Sir...do you need anything...?"
Ryudo: "No."
*two minutes later*
*BING*
F.A.: "You rang...again...?"
Ryudo: "No..."
*eight minutes later*
*BI-*
Millenia: "ROAN! STOP...PRESSING...THE GRANAS DAMN BUTTON!!"
Roan: "But...but...its /fun/!"
Roan: "And its /easy/! See?"
Roan repeatedly presses the 'call' button: *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING*
*BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING*
*BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING*
F.A: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
Ryudo/Millenia: "NOTHING!"
Roan: "I want some roasted peanuts!"
F.A.: "..." (Hands him a packet of roasted peanuts, then walks away)
*three and a half minutes later*
Roan reaches up to press the button again
Millenia grabs his arm: "IF YOU PRESS THAT GRANAS DAMN BUTTON ONE MORE TIME, IM GOING TO RIP
YOUR DAMN ARM OFF AND THROW YOU OUT OF THE PLANE!!"
Roan: "No buttons. No buttons."
***
~End of chapter 5~
...Ok, well that was interesting. Not very funny, Im afraid...Im having a bad day, and it litterly
took me ALL day to finish...I worked on it from 1 to 5:30...*sigh*
I promise the next one will be better...I mean, this is the first day of my SB! I dont wanna be
stuck here...oh and I got back from like an hour and a half of church, so Im not really all funny
bunny @.@...Im so sorry you read this. So sorry I made it. Its not worthy...-_-"