~Chapter 7~ *Easter Special!*
Disclaimer: Ok it's a little late for Easter, but ya know, I just /had/ to...well I didn't /have/ to. The only thing I
/have/ to do is make fun of this thing from my church. (No offense if you are of a different religion, or don't have a religion,
Im not trying to make fun of that stuff)
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*Begins: Ryudo, Roan, Skye and Tio watching TV. TV...TV...@.@*
Ryudo flips channels: "No...No...No...No...No...No...Church? On TV? What is the world coming to..."
Elena: "You should go to church, Ryudo."
Ryudo: "Damn church."
Elena: "Ryudo! That is so disrespectful!"
Ryudo: "Disrespectful to /what/! Your god is dead!"
Elena: "Then we will go to a different church. It does not matter; it's Easter, and we /have/ to!"
Roan: "Easter? It's Easter already?!"
Millenia: "Yea! The wonderful holiday when Elena cooks the Easter Bunny and we all sit around and watch football!"
Roan: "C...C...Co...Cook the Easter Bunny?!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Skye *Glaring at Millenia*: "Now look what you've done. Roan, let's go have an Easter egg hunt."
Roan: *sniff* "Y-you mean it?"
Skye: "Yes..."
Millenia mutters under her breath: "Dumbass..."
*Cuts to back yard for Roan's Easter egg hunt*
Roan: "WEEEEEEE WEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Ryudo: "He...really gets too damned worked up about this..."
Elena: "At least he is having fun."
Mareg: "The pillow does not stuff itself."
Tio: "What?"
Millenia: "Tio! I didn't even realize you were here!"
Tio: "Yes...I tend to be one of the lesser-used characters in his ficcy...*sniff*"
Millenia: "K..."
Skye perches on Ryudo's shoulder: "Roan, go find the Easter eggs the Easter Bunny hid."
Ryudo brushes Skey off his should: "Skye get the hell off. You'll get bird funk on my new shirt."
Elena: "Bird funk?"
Ryudo: "..."
Roan: "Weeee!!!!"
Roan then runs off in the other direction
Ryudo: "K...Skye what's in these damn things anways?"
Skye: "Dunno. I was late for a meeting and I let Millenia and Elena put the items in the eggs."
Elena: "I put in sugarless candy! Candy is bad for your teeth!"
Millenia: "Heh..."
Ryudo: "....."
Ryudo grabs one of the eggs and opens it, revealing a piece of gum
Ryudo: "Bubblegum?"
Tio cuts the bubblegum in half to reveal a razor blade in the middle
Elena: "Millenia you...you fiend! What are you trying to do? Kill Roan?"
Millenia: "Basically."
Tio: "Is not it time to go to church?"
Elena: "That is right, we do not want to be late!"
*Cuts to chuch, with only about fifty people there*
Dude-that's-not-really-a-preist-and-is-filling-in-for-the-real-priest: "Since Father is absent today, I went to blockbuster and..."
Ryudo: "Where?"
D.t.n.r.a.p.a.i.f.i.f.t.r.p.: "AHEM. And since I could not find any other more accurate films but this one, we will veiw this movie
again!"
Everyone else: **Groan**
D.t.n.r.a.p.b.i.f.i.f.t.r.p.: "Enjoy!" *Pops the tape in*
(*note* I would make the text in the video funny, but I am just recalling from a real movie we watched in church. And anywayz, I dont
want to make anyone mad about the religion stuff!)
~*~*~*~*~Tape~*~*~*~*~
Mary goes to visit the tomb of Jesus; finds He is not there and sees the angels
Angels: Mary, Jesus is not here. Go and tell the deciples.
Mary turns around, sees a gardener (really Jesus. What a spiffy disguise :O!)
Mary: Gardener, sir! Sir! Jesus is risen!
Gardener: Mary, it is I, Jesus.
Mary: Teacher!
Mary and Jesus hug and all the stuff...
*Back to a little teeny tiny clay house*
Deciple #1: Jesus is risen! Let us all rejoice!
Deciple #2 (Heavy British accent): I won't believe it! I shan't believe it 'til I stick mah hand in his wounds!
Mary: But it is Jesus! Have faith!
Deciple#2: I refuse to believe it until I have seen with my own eyes!
Jesus: Then touch my wounds; stick your hand in my side. (**note**: ew...?)
the deciples, Mary, a couple innocent bystanders, and Jesus all hug and stuff...
~*~*~*~*~Da End~*~*~*~*~ (of the movie)
Elena: "Who is Jesus?"
Millenia: "Why would anyone want to stick their hand in someone's side?"
Tio: "How did Jesus move large boulder?" (There was a large boulder to seal His tomb)
Ryudo: "Why the hell does 'deciple#2' have a British accent? That was the Middle East."
Elena: "British?"
Tio: "Middle East?"
Ryudo: "What did I just say?"
Everyone: *Blink...*
Roan: "I GOT EASTER EGGS."
Skye: "Shut up."
*Cuts to after church when everyone mills around and talks*
Everyone is in a whole bunched-up crowd with about 20 people surrounding them
churchgoer#1: What's with your clothes?
churchgoer#2: What's with your hair?
CG#3: What's with that thing in your hair? Is it a sock? (To Elena)
CG#4: How do you get your shirt on? It looks so tight...is it even a shirt? Or is your skin blue?! (To Ryudo)
CG#5: (To Millenia) Are those rea--
CG#6: Why do you act like Im not poking you? (To Tio)
CG#1: No, seriously. What the heck is up with your clothes?
Ryudo: Get away. Go away. Leave us alone.
CG#1 to CG#4: Do you think we should take a picture?
Ryudo: "IM NOT A DAMN TOURIST ATTRACTION!"
Elena: "Ryudo stop yelling!"
*cuts back to a scene similar to the first*
(Last scene~ Thought sequence~
Millenia: "Eh..." *Thinks to herself: 'I wonder what happened to Melfice...I haven't seen him for days...'
Skye: "Tio, change the channel." thinking: 'Change the Granas damn channel...'
Tio: "I shall change the channel." Thinking: '...change...channel.'
Elena: "I shall go get dinner started." Thinking: 'I wonder what is wrong with Millenia...She seems so depressed."
Ryudo: "Let's have the Easter Bunny for dinner!" thinking: 'Easter...Bunny...Easter...Bunny...Yummy.'
Roan: "NOOOOOOO!" thinking: 'Not the Easter bunny!! ;.;!!!!'
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Was that really what they were thinking? No. The real thoughts were too...um...AHEM...well most of them.
This was a short chapter. o.o I was bored. *sigh* This ficcy used to actually be good @.@ -_-
Disclaimer: Ok it's a little late for Easter, but ya know, I just /had/ to...well I didn't /have/ to. The only thing I
/have/ to do is make fun of this thing from my church. (No offense if you are of a different religion, or don't have a religion,
Im not trying to make fun of that stuff)
********************************************************************************
*Begins: Ryudo, Roan, Skye and Tio watching TV. TV...TV...@.@*
Ryudo flips channels: "No...No...No...No...No...No...Church? On TV? What is the world coming to..."
Elena: "You should go to church, Ryudo."
Ryudo: "Damn church."
Elena: "Ryudo! That is so disrespectful!"
Ryudo: "Disrespectful to /what/! Your god is dead!"
Elena: "Then we will go to a different church. It does not matter; it's Easter, and we /have/ to!"
Roan: "Easter? It's Easter already?!"
Millenia: "Yea! The wonderful holiday when Elena cooks the Easter Bunny and we all sit around and watch football!"
Roan: "C...C...Co...Cook the Easter Bunny?!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Skye *Glaring at Millenia*: "Now look what you've done. Roan, let's go have an Easter egg hunt."
Roan: *sniff* "Y-you mean it?"
Skye: "Yes..."
Millenia mutters under her breath: "Dumbass..."
*Cuts to back yard for Roan's Easter egg hunt*
Roan: "WEEEEEEE WEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Ryudo: "He...really gets too damned worked up about this..."
Elena: "At least he is having fun."
Mareg: "The pillow does not stuff itself."
Tio: "What?"
Millenia: "Tio! I didn't even realize you were here!"
Tio: "Yes...I tend to be one of the lesser-used characters in his ficcy...*sniff*"
Millenia: "K..."
Skye perches on Ryudo's shoulder: "Roan, go find the Easter eggs the Easter Bunny hid."
Ryudo brushes Skey off his should: "Skye get the hell off. You'll get bird funk on my new shirt."
Elena: "Bird funk?"
Ryudo: "..."
Roan: "Weeee!!!!"
Roan then runs off in the other direction
Ryudo: "K...Skye what's in these damn things anways?"
Skye: "Dunno. I was late for a meeting and I let Millenia and Elena put the items in the eggs."
Elena: "I put in sugarless candy! Candy is bad for your teeth!"
Millenia: "Heh..."
Ryudo: "....."
Ryudo grabs one of the eggs and opens it, revealing a piece of gum
Ryudo: "Bubblegum?"
Tio cuts the bubblegum in half to reveal a razor blade in the middle
Elena: "Millenia you...you fiend! What are you trying to do? Kill Roan?"
Millenia: "Basically."
Tio: "Is not it time to go to church?"
Elena: "That is right, we do not want to be late!"
*Cuts to chuch, with only about fifty people there*
Dude-that's-not-really-a-preist-and-is-filling-in-for-the-real-priest: "Since Father is absent today, I went to blockbuster and..."
Ryudo: "Where?"
D.t.n.r.a.p.a.i.f.i.f.t.r.p.: "AHEM. And since I could not find any other more accurate films but this one, we will veiw this movie
again!"
Everyone else: **Groan**
D.t.n.r.a.p.b.i.f.i.f.t.r.p.: "Enjoy!" *Pops the tape in*
(*note* I would make the text in the video funny, but I am just recalling from a real movie we watched in church. And anywayz, I dont
want to make anyone mad about the religion stuff!)
~*~*~*~*~Tape~*~*~*~*~
Mary goes to visit the tomb of Jesus; finds He is not there and sees the angels
Angels: Mary, Jesus is not here. Go and tell the deciples.
Mary turns around, sees a gardener (really Jesus. What a spiffy disguise :O!)
Mary: Gardener, sir! Sir! Jesus is risen!
Gardener: Mary, it is I, Jesus.
Mary: Teacher!
Mary and Jesus hug and all the stuff...
*Back to a little teeny tiny clay house*
Deciple #1: Jesus is risen! Let us all rejoice!
Deciple #2 (Heavy British accent): I won't believe it! I shan't believe it 'til I stick mah hand in his wounds!
Mary: But it is Jesus! Have faith!
Deciple#2: I refuse to believe it until I have seen with my own eyes!
Jesus: Then touch my wounds; stick your hand in my side. (**note**: ew...?)
the deciples, Mary, a couple innocent bystanders, and Jesus all hug and stuff...
~*~*~*~*~Da End~*~*~*~*~ (of the movie)
Elena: "Who is Jesus?"
Millenia: "Why would anyone want to stick their hand in someone's side?"
Tio: "How did Jesus move large boulder?" (There was a large boulder to seal His tomb)
Ryudo: "Why the hell does 'deciple#2' have a British accent? That was the Middle East."
Elena: "British?"
Tio: "Middle East?"
Ryudo: "What did I just say?"
Everyone: *Blink...*
Roan: "I GOT EASTER EGGS."
Skye: "Shut up."
*Cuts to after church when everyone mills around and talks*
Everyone is in a whole bunched-up crowd with about 20 people surrounding them
churchgoer#1: What's with your clothes?
churchgoer#2: What's with your hair?
CG#3: What's with that thing in your hair? Is it a sock? (To Elena)
CG#4: How do you get your shirt on? It looks so tight...is it even a shirt? Or is your skin blue?! (To Ryudo)
CG#5: (To Millenia) Are those rea--
CG#6: Why do you act like Im not poking you? (To Tio)
CG#1: No, seriously. What the heck is up with your clothes?
Ryudo: Get away. Go away. Leave us alone.
CG#1 to CG#4: Do you think we should take a picture?
Ryudo: "IM NOT A DAMN TOURIST ATTRACTION!"
Elena: "Ryudo stop yelling!"
*cuts back to a scene similar to the first*
(Last scene~ Thought sequence~
Millenia: "Eh..." *Thinks to herself: 'I wonder what happened to Melfice...I haven't seen him for days...'
Skye: "Tio, change the channel." thinking: 'Change the Granas damn channel...'
Tio: "I shall change the channel." Thinking: '...change...channel.'
Elena: "I shall go get dinner started." Thinking: 'I wonder what is wrong with Millenia...She seems so depressed."
Ryudo: "Let's have the Easter Bunny for dinner!" thinking: 'Easter...Bunny...Easter...Bunny...Yummy.'
Roan: "NOOOOOOO!" thinking: 'Not the Easter bunny!! ;.;!!!!'
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Was that really what they were thinking? No. The real thoughts were too...um...AHEM...well most of them.
This was a short chapter. o.o I was bored. *sigh* This ficcy used to actually be good @.@ -_-