~Chinese Fireball?~
Disclaimer-I don't own Grandia II. If I did, it wouldn't have been the same. And it wouldnt have been rated a mere 'Teen' ^.~
But the Chinese Fireball thing is sadly a true thing that happened to me about two years ago. *sniff* it was scary. Very scary. and Funny ^^
And so is the getting hit by a car and stuff, but it wasn't me, it was this guy in my class ^^'
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*Begins, as always because if it was ended, I wouldnt have written that much, with eveybody in a car ^^ and don't ask me where they got the car. Im still working on that ^^"
Elena: Did we actually go anywhere on that plane?
Tio: Now that you mention it...I can't even remember!
Millinia: ...Remember? We got kicked off the plane after I tied Roan to the wing.
Elena: Oh...But where were we going to go anyway?
Ryudo: Only Granas knows...Didn't we just hop on a random plane?
Elena: Can't get much more random than that.
Mareg: A basket will not contain a foot.
Tio: What?
Roan: Let's have a Chinese Fire Drill!
Elena: Chinese what now?
Ryudo: A Chinese fire drill? Now?
Roan: Yeah!
Elena: What?!
Millenia: Yeah, I'm bored enough.
Elena: What??? What did you say?
Ryudo (Driving): Chinese Fire drill!!!!
*Everyone 'cept Elena proceed to get out of the car and run around like crazed maniacs ^^*
Elena: WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?!
Millenia: It's a Chinese fire drill! You're supposed to get out of the car and run around it, then get back in!
Elena: A Chinese fire ball?! IF THERE'S A FIRE BALL OUT THERE, IM NOT GETTING OUT OF THE CAR AND YOU CAN NOT MAKE ME!
everyone: *facepault*
Elena: What?
~*~
Roan: Guess what. You can't make fun of me anymore.
Ryudo: Why's that?
Elena: Restraining order? What?
Roan: I was riding my bicycle, and this person tried to run me over--
Millenia: Ah damn, I missed?
Roan: AHEM. And they hit me, and I ran into a bicycle rack, and hit my head!
Tio: And that makes it so we can not make fun of you how?
Roan: 'Cause Im SMARTER!! It gave me this huge lump on the back of my head!
Elena: Just because you had a lump on the back of your head does not mean it was extra brain, Roan...
Roan: Yeah? SO?! Well...um...I can do something you can't!
Tio: And what's that?
Roan: Getting hit gave me the ability...to breathe under water!!!
Millenia: Damn now we can't drown him!
Ryudo: Yeah, there goes plan B...
Roan: Shut up!
Mareg: The chipmunk can not contain the rage.
Tio: Are you talking about Roan being mad?
Mareg: Maybe..................................
*DING DING DING* (Insert Jeopardy song here)
Tio: NO NO NO NO!!!!! NOT THE...THING! NO!! YOU...
Host: Look who's baaaaack!!!!!!!!!
Tio: If I hook you up with a dating service, and promise never to figure out one of Mareg's phrases again, will you GO AWAY?
Host: Yes!!!!!
Tio: Here! (Hands him a card)
Host: Thank you!!!! And Thank You again!!!!!!!! (Leaves)
everyone: *Sigh*
~*~
Wow, what was that, the shortest chapter in the history of the world? I'm so proud ^^!!
Disclaimer-I don't own Grandia II. If I did, it wouldn't have been the same. And it wouldnt have been rated a mere 'Teen' ^.~
But the Chinese Fireball thing is sadly a true thing that happened to me about two years ago. *sniff* it was scary. Very scary. and Funny ^^
And so is the getting hit by a car and stuff, but it wasn't me, it was this guy in my class ^^'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Begins, as always because if it was ended, I wouldnt have written that much, with eveybody in a car ^^ and don't ask me where they got the car. Im still working on that ^^"
Elena: Did we actually go anywhere on that plane?
Tio: Now that you mention it...I can't even remember!
Millinia: ...Remember? We got kicked off the plane after I tied Roan to the wing.
Elena: Oh...But where were we going to go anyway?
Ryudo: Only Granas knows...Didn't we just hop on a random plane?
Elena: Can't get much more random than that.
Mareg: A basket will not contain a foot.
Tio: What?
Roan: Let's have a Chinese Fire Drill!
Elena: Chinese what now?
Ryudo: A Chinese fire drill? Now?
Roan: Yeah!
Elena: What?!
Millenia: Yeah, I'm bored enough.
Elena: What??? What did you say?
Ryudo (Driving): Chinese Fire drill!!!!
*Everyone 'cept Elena proceed to get out of the car and run around like crazed maniacs ^^*
Elena: WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?!
Millenia: It's a Chinese fire drill! You're supposed to get out of the car and run around it, then get back in!
Elena: A Chinese fire ball?! IF THERE'S A FIRE BALL OUT THERE, IM NOT GETTING OUT OF THE CAR AND YOU CAN NOT MAKE ME!
everyone: *facepault*
Elena: What?
~*~
Roan: Guess what. You can't make fun of me anymore.
Ryudo: Why's that?
Elena: Restraining order? What?
Roan: I was riding my bicycle, and this person tried to run me over--
Millenia: Ah damn, I missed?
Roan: AHEM. And they hit me, and I ran into a bicycle rack, and hit my head!
Tio: And that makes it so we can not make fun of you how?
Roan: 'Cause Im SMARTER!! It gave me this huge lump on the back of my head!
Elena: Just because you had a lump on the back of your head does not mean it was extra brain, Roan...
Roan: Yeah? SO?! Well...um...I can do something you can't!
Tio: And what's that?
Roan: Getting hit gave me the ability...to breathe under water!!!
Millenia: Damn now we can't drown him!
Ryudo: Yeah, there goes plan B...
Roan: Shut up!
Mareg: The chipmunk can not contain the rage.
Tio: Are you talking about Roan being mad?
Mareg: Maybe..................................
*DING DING DING* (Insert Jeopardy song here)
Tio: NO NO NO NO!!!!! NOT THE...THING! NO!! YOU...
Host: Look who's baaaaack!!!!!!!!!
Tio: If I hook you up with a dating service, and promise never to figure out one of Mareg's phrases again, will you GO AWAY?
Host: Yes!!!!!
Tio: Here! (Hands him a card)
Host: Thank you!!!! And Thank You again!!!!!!!! (Leaves)
everyone: *Sigh*
~*~
Wow, what was that, the shortest chapter in the history of the world? I'm so proud ^^!!