Chapter 8! (Whew, took long enough!)
Normal crap: This one took a few months lolies. I dont have a plot, or an idea for this one. Randomness ahead!
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-Everyone, naturally, is sitting around doing normal people things! Wow!-
Roan: Wow! The author finally decided to make another chapter!
Rai: Are you calling me lazy?!
Roan: Yes! And exceedingly so!
Rai: You do know I can kill you off in this fic, comprehend?
Roan: Yes ma'am.
Millenia: Roan, stop being such an idiot.
Ryudo: You're the one who insisted bringing him along, Millenia.
Millenia: Only because we needed to, for the plot of the game.
Ryudo: Geez, what a point.
-Elena walks in, carrying toast- (A/N: Carrying the toast thing over from the rl/Tenchi crossover, needed to imbed it into a character, so I chose Elena ^^;)
Tio: Toast...?
Elena: What about it?
Tio: Why do you have toast?
Elena: ...I do not know. But we're out of bread. We need to go back to the store!
-Everyone. Except Tio and Mareg. In the car. (A/N: I don't like Tio or Mareg K That's why I like to leave them out, or make them go away.)
Elena: Where is Mareg?
Millenia: I said if he came along, he would end up in the meat locker.
Ryudo: Harsh.
-In store-
Elena: Millenia, what kind of bread did we have?
Millenia: Dunno. Maybe if we look, we'll recognize it.
Elena: Okay. Ryudo, Roan, pick out some zucchini for tonight. I have all the ingredients except that.
Roan: Ok.
-Elena and Millenia walk to bread isle (this looks mighty familiar!)-
-Roan and Ryudo walk to vege-isle (not so familiar.)-
Roan: Speaking of zucchini... You know, there's something that's been bothering me.
Ryudo: Speaking of zucchini? We aren't talking about it, dumbass.
Roan: Well, I had to start the sentence somehow. Aren't you going to ask me what's been bothering me?
Ryudo: No. I really don't care, plus, it would sound gay if I did.
Roan: Good point... Anyway, whether you care or not, the thing is--
Ryudo: Really, I don't care. So shut up.
Roan: Dammit, Ryudo! Let me finish the sente--
Ryudo: No.
Roan: Ryudo, when you and Elena... You know... did you--
Ryudo: Where the hell is this going?
Roan: Did you use your sword?
Ryudo: What the hell?
Roan: Did you?
Ryudo: Why the hell were you thinking about that? You sick little bastard!
Rai: Uh... The National Fanfiction Association for Politically Correct Representation and Sexual Content Guild's "Guide to Making Fanfiction for Everyone" pamphlet said I had to put some sexual reference in every chapter so every type of reader would find it appealing. I swear!
Ryudo: Right...
-Elena and Millenia come back-
Elena: We found the right bread, I believe.
Millenia: Did you guys pick out the vegetable, or was that too hard for you idiots?
Ryudo: Oh shit... *picks up a random zucchini* Yeah I got your damn vegetable.
Roan: *whispers to Millenia what he asked Ryudo*
Millenia: Did you think I would find that funny or something? You're a sick little kid. I'm taking you to therapy!
Roan: Ah... Wrong person. *Whispers to Elena*
Elena: Um... That sounds painful. Actually...
Ryudo: Elena... No. *Hits Roan over the head*
Elena: Kay... Well, now that we have the bread, let's go.
Millenia: Sounds good. *Drags Roan by the ear out of the store*
-Everyone gets home-
Millenia: What the hell is going on?
Tio: Mareg is trying to eat Skye again.
Ryudo: Where the hell is Skye?
Tio: Skye flew off, and I gave Mareg a plush replica of him.
Elena: Then where is it?
Tio: He ate it...
Mareg: *Burp*
~Um. The end. ~
If you want another chapter, post a review saying so, or I shall torture the silent people who want another chapter by not making another for a few months again. Muahahahaha.
Normal crap: This one took a few months lolies. I dont have a plot, or an idea for this one. Randomness ahead!
~*~
-Everyone, naturally, is sitting around doing normal people things! Wow!-
Roan: Wow! The author finally decided to make another chapter!
Rai: Are you calling me lazy?!
Roan: Yes! And exceedingly so!
Rai: You do know I can kill you off in this fic, comprehend?
Roan: Yes ma'am.
Millenia: Roan, stop being such an idiot.
Ryudo: You're the one who insisted bringing him along, Millenia.
Millenia: Only because we needed to, for the plot of the game.
Ryudo: Geez, what a point.
-Elena walks in, carrying toast- (A/N: Carrying the toast thing over from the rl/Tenchi crossover, needed to imbed it into a character, so I chose Elena ^^;)
Tio: Toast...?
Elena: What about it?
Tio: Why do you have toast?
Elena: ...I do not know. But we're out of bread. We need to go back to the store!
-Everyone. Except Tio and Mareg. In the car. (A/N: I don't like Tio or Mareg K That's why I like to leave them out, or make them go away.)
Elena: Where is Mareg?
Millenia: I said if he came along, he would end up in the meat locker.
Ryudo: Harsh.
-In store-
Elena: Millenia, what kind of bread did we have?
Millenia: Dunno. Maybe if we look, we'll recognize it.
Elena: Okay. Ryudo, Roan, pick out some zucchini for tonight. I have all the ingredients except that.
Roan: Ok.
-Elena and Millenia walk to bread isle (this looks mighty familiar!)-
-Roan and Ryudo walk to vege-isle (not so familiar.)-
Roan: Speaking of zucchini... You know, there's something that's been bothering me.
Ryudo: Speaking of zucchini? We aren't talking about it, dumbass.
Roan: Well, I had to start the sentence somehow. Aren't you going to ask me what's been bothering me?
Ryudo: No. I really don't care, plus, it would sound gay if I did.
Roan: Good point... Anyway, whether you care or not, the thing is--
Ryudo: Really, I don't care. So shut up.
Roan: Dammit, Ryudo! Let me finish the sente--
Ryudo: No.
Roan: Ryudo, when you and Elena... You know... did you--
Ryudo: Where the hell is this going?
Roan: Did you use your sword?
Ryudo: What the hell?
Roan: Did you?
Ryudo: Why the hell were you thinking about that? You sick little bastard!
Rai: Uh... The National Fanfiction Association for Politically Correct Representation and Sexual Content Guild's "Guide to Making Fanfiction for Everyone" pamphlet said I had to put some sexual reference in every chapter so every type of reader would find it appealing. I swear!
Ryudo: Right...
-Elena and Millenia come back-
Elena: We found the right bread, I believe.
Millenia: Did you guys pick out the vegetable, or was that too hard for you idiots?
Ryudo: Oh shit... *picks up a random zucchini* Yeah I got your damn vegetable.
Roan: *whispers to Millenia what he asked Ryudo*
Millenia: Did you think I would find that funny or something? You're a sick little kid. I'm taking you to therapy!
Roan: Ah... Wrong person. *Whispers to Elena*
Elena: Um... That sounds painful. Actually...
Ryudo: Elena... No. *Hits Roan over the head*
Elena: Kay... Well, now that we have the bread, let's go.
Millenia: Sounds good. *Drags Roan by the ear out of the store*
-Everyone gets home-
Millenia: What the hell is going on?
Tio: Mareg is trying to eat Skye again.
Ryudo: Where the hell is Skye?
Tio: Skye flew off, and I gave Mareg a plush replica of him.
Elena: Then where is it?
Tio: He ate it...
Mareg: *Burp*
~Um. The end. ~
If you want another chapter, post a review saying so, or I shall torture the silent people who want another chapter by not making another for a few months again. Muahahahaha.