Chapter 9. Yes, I did yet another chapter.
Disclaimer: Do I own G2? Sure. If you have a problem with it, then sue me.
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Roan: Wow. Another chapter? One within a week of another? I'm certainly impressed.
Rai: Shut up. Do you keep forgetting that I can kill you off?
Roan: You would not really kill me off, now would you?
Rai: Don't push me, boy.
Roan: Anyway--
Elena: Eek! A spider!
Ryudo: Roan, were you talking to the author again?
Roan: Yeah.... A spider?? EEK!
Millenia: Oooh! A mottled spider? It's been a long time since a battle.
Elena: Well, it's brown, but it is only about an inch ta...
-Battle sequence begins-
-Attack! music-
Ryudo: Weee...
Elena: Seriously, it is a house spider! We do not need to battle, just get a fly swat--
-Everyone else is so battle-deprived, they are completely absorbed in 'fighting' a house spider-
Elena: Um...
Ryudo: Tensekin slash! (A/N: I know I spelled that wrong. Adds to the tackiness.)
Spider: X_x
Roan: Damn it, Ryudo! You killed it in one hit!
Ryudo: (Too absorbed to listen to Roan) You're going to have to practice if you wanna beat me!
Millenia: Look! He, he put his sword down!
Ryudo: -Still posing-
Roan: -Grabs sword-
Ryudo: Hey! What the-- Give that back! -Whacks Roan over the head-
Roan: -Falls. Drops sword.-
Millenia: -Punches Ryudo-
Roan: -Gets up, grabs sword again, runs.- Woo hoo! I got his sword! I got his sword!
Elena: What on earth are you two doing?
Ryudo: Ouch! -Punches Millenia-
Millenia: -Kicks Ryudo-
Roan: -Still running- Millenia, take a picture.
Millenia: Good idea. -Takes picture of Ryudo with no sword- This is gonna sell for hundreds on E-bay!
Ryudo: What the hell? -Tackles Roan.-
Elena: Are not there other pictures of Ryudo with no sword?
Millenia: Nuh uh. This is the ooonly one!
Elena: Actually--
Ryudo: -Beating the crap out of Roan- Shut up, Elena.
Elena: Ryudo! You're going to kill him!
Ryudo: I know. -Punches Roan-
Roan: X_x
Millenia: Ryudo, get off the boy.
Ryudo: Nuh uh. -Punches Roan again-
Millenia: It's just a damn sword, Ryudo!
Ryudo: ...-Mimics Millenia: "It's just a damn kid, Millenia!!"
Millenia: Ryudo!
Elena: Ryudo, leave Roan alone!
Ryudo: Fine. -Punches Roan again- He'll live to see another day.
Roan: -Cough-
Ryudo: -Glares at Roan-
Elena: So, what are we going to do today?
Millenia: Shopping!
Ryudo: We shop waaaay too much. What if we run out of money? Whatcha gonna do then?
Millenia: We aren't going to run out of money! We pay for everything with Rai's credit card.
Roan: Charge it.
Elena: The shopping this is getting old... And it would probably bore the readers if we go shopping in every—
Roan: Wha?
Elena: Huh?
Millenia: Never mind...
Elena: Ok, how about... We... um... Ooh, let's go to a zoo!
Ryudo: What the hell is a zoo?
Millenia: It's a place you go to see animals.
Roan: Oooh, so we're going to visit Ryudo's relatives?
Ryudo/Rai: Roan, don't push it.
Roan: Ok ok...
Ryudo: Animals? Does this mean we get to kill stuff??
Millenia: No. Animals to look at, not kill.
Ryudo: Then what the hell is the point of that?
Elena: It's um... Fun?
Ryudo: Looking at animals IS NOT FUN! I wanna kill stuff! Killing animals IS FUN. Looking; NOT FUN. Killing; FUN!
Elena: Fine. Then we'll buy you a souvenir stuffed animal, and you can kill that.
Ryudo: Huh? Ok. As long as I get to kill somethin'.
Elena/Millenia/Roan: -Sigh-
Millenia: Ah, is Mareg goin'? He might like it. He's half... something animal.
Roan: Nah, he'd probably complain about the "smells."
Elena: How about Ti...
Rai: No. I refuse to include Mareg or Tio in this chapter. 'Cause I hate 'em!
Roan: But but wasn't this supposed to be a Ryudo/Elena, Millenia/Melfice, and and Roan/Tio fic???
Rai: Ah, two outta three ain't bad.
Roan: BUT...
Rai: Hey, I made you a pimp. Pimps don't deserve to have girl friends.
Roan: B...BUT...
Rai: ENOUGH! Get on with it.
Millenia: Where is Melfice, anyway?
Rai: ... Um... He's on vacation. -Whispers: Oh crap, I forgot about Melfice o.o; Sorry Melfice fans (ahaha.. Just kidding.)-
Elena: Can we go to the zoo now?
Ryudo: Hey, she said this was a Ryudo/Elena fic! Why should we waste our time at the zoo? -Puts arm around Elena-
Elena: -sigh-
Rai: Not in this chapter, you don't! -smacks Ryudo's hand-
Ryudo: Ouch.
Millenia: Oh crap, I forgot. I kinda... Um... Geez how should I put this... I kinda wrecked the car.
Roan: We had a car?
Millenia: Well, if we didn't, then what did I wreck?
Roan: Um...
Elena: Oh fine! Then let's not go to the zoo.
Roan: But I wanna see the animals.
Ryudo: Shut up, Roan.
Millenia: Ah, my bad...
Roan: BUT I WANNA SEE THE ANIMALS!
Ryudo: ROAN. SHUT. UP!
Roan: Ryudo, don't tell me to shut up! You just don't wanna go 'cause you wanna stay home and sc-
Ryudo: -Punches Roan.-
Elena: Oh my...
Millenia: End. -Grumble-
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Awww, no zoo?
Disclaimer: Do I own G2? Sure. If you have a problem with it, then sue me.
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Roan: Wow. Another chapter? One within a week of another? I'm certainly impressed.
Rai: Shut up. Do you keep forgetting that I can kill you off?
Roan: You would not really kill me off, now would you?
Rai: Don't push me, boy.
Roan: Anyway--
Elena: Eek! A spider!
Ryudo: Roan, were you talking to the author again?
Roan: Yeah.... A spider?? EEK!
Millenia: Oooh! A mottled spider? It's been a long time since a battle.
Elena: Well, it's brown, but it is only about an inch ta...
-Battle sequence begins-
-Attack! music-
Ryudo: Weee...
Elena: Seriously, it is a house spider! We do not need to battle, just get a fly swat--
-Everyone else is so battle-deprived, they are completely absorbed in 'fighting' a house spider-
Elena: Um...
Ryudo: Tensekin slash! (A/N: I know I spelled that wrong. Adds to the tackiness.)
Spider: X_x
Roan: Damn it, Ryudo! You killed it in one hit!
Ryudo: (Too absorbed to listen to Roan) You're going to have to practice if you wanna beat me!
Millenia: Look! He, he put his sword down!
Ryudo: -Still posing-
Roan: -Grabs sword-
Ryudo: Hey! What the-- Give that back! -Whacks Roan over the head-
Roan: -Falls. Drops sword.-
Millenia: -Punches Ryudo-
Roan: -Gets up, grabs sword again, runs.- Woo hoo! I got his sword! I got his sword!
Elena: What on earth are you two doing?
Ryudo: Ouch! -Punches Millenia-
Millenia: -Kicks Ryudo-
Roan: -Still running- Millenia, take a picture.
Millenia: Good idea. -Takes picture of Ryudo with no sword- This is gonna sell for hundreds on E-bay!
Ryudo: What the hell? -Tackles Roan.-
Elena: Are not there other pictures of Ryudo with no sword?
Millenia: Nuh uh. This is the ooonly one!
Elena: Actually--
Ryudo: -Beating the crap out of Roan- Shut up, Elena.
Elena: Ryudo! You're going to kill him!
Ryudo: I know. -Punches Roan-
Roan: X_x
Millenia: Ryudo, get off the boy.
Ryudo: Nuh uh. -Punches Roan again-
Millenia: It's just a damn sword, Ryudo!
Ryudo: ...-Mimics Millenia: "It's just a damn kid, Millenia!!"
Millenia: Ryudo!
Elena: Ryudo, leave Roan alone!
Ryudo: Fine. -Punches Roan again- He'll live to see another day.
Roan: -Cough-
Ryudo: -Glares at Roan-
Elena: So, what are we going to do today?
Millenia: Shopping!
Ryudo: We shop waaaay too much. What if we run out of money? Whatcha gonna do then?
Millenia: We aren't going to run out of money! We pay for everything with Rai's credit card.
Roan: Charge it.
Elena: The shopping this is getting old... And it would probably bore the readers if we go shopping in every—
Roan: Wha?
Elena: Huh?
Millenia: Never mind...
Elena: Ok, how about... We... um... Ooh, let's go to a zoo!
Ryudo: What the hell is a zoo?
Millenia: It's a place you go to see animals.
Roan: Oooh, so we're going to visit Ryudo's relatives?
Ryudo/Rai: Roan, don't push it.
Roan: Ok ok...
Ryudo: Animals? Does this mean we get to kill stuff??
Millenia: No. Animals to look at, not kill.
Ryudo: Then what the hell is the point of that?
Elena: It's um... Fun?
Ryudo: Looking at animals IS NOT FUN! I wanna kill stuff! Killing animals IS FUN. Looking; NOT FUN. Killing; FUN!
Elena: Fine. Then we'll buy you a souvenir stuffed animal, and you can kill that.
Ryudo: Huh? Ok. As long as I get to kill somethin'.
Elena/Millenia/Roan: -Sigh-
Millenia: Ah, is Mareg goin'? He might like it. He's half... something animal.
Roan: Nah, he'd probably complain about the "smells."
Elena: How about Ti...
Rai: No. I refuse to include Mareg or Tio in this chapter. 'Cause I hate 'em!
Roan: But but wasn't this supposed to be a Ryudo/Elena, Millenia/Melfice, and and Roan/Tio fic???
Rai: Ah, two outta three ain't bad.
Roan: BUT...
Rai: Hey, I made you a pimp. Pimps don't deserve to have girl friends.
Roan: B...BUT...
Rai: ENOUGH! Get on with it.
Millenia: Where is Melfice, anyway?
Rai: ... Um... He's on vacation. -Whispers: Oh crap, I forgot about Melfice o.o; Sorry Melfice fans (ahaha.. Just kidding.)-
Elena: Can we go to the zoo now?
Ryudo: Hey, she said this was a Ryudo/Elena fic! Why should we waste our time at the zoo? -Puts arm around Elena-
Elena: -sigh-
Rai: Not in this chapter, you don't! -smacks Ryudo's hand-
Ryudo: Ouch.
Millenia: Oh crap, I forgot. I kinda... Um... Geez how should I put this... I kinda wrecked the car.
Roan: We had a car?
Millenia: Well, if we didn't, then what did I wreck?
Roan: Um...
Elena: Oh fine! Then let's not go to the zoo.
Roan: But I wanna see the animals.
Ryudo: Shut up, Roan.
Millenia: Ah, my bad...
Roan: BUT I WANNA SEE THE ANIMALS!
Ryudo: ROAN. SHUT. UP!
Roan: Ryudo, don't tell me to shut up! You just don't wanna go 'cause you wanna stay home and sc-
Ryudo: -Punches Roan.-
Elena: Oh my...
Millenia: End. -Grumble-
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Awww, no zoo?