"Roses are red and violets are blue. I like spaghetti so let's go screw." Vergil wondered where that one even came from. "Rebecca must you sink to his level?" DanteXocXVergil, smut. Pick up lines always had annoyed the blue devil... In a good way. Review please, it my 1st 1-shot! Plus yummy threesome. How can ya say no?

Everything starts when Kyrie gets married. But not to Nero. Devastated about her betrayal, he sinks into depression. But even with Dante's help, Nero can't escape his past - and that's not the only problem the hunters have to face... DxN, Yaoi.

"All of his advances culminated on this exact moment. Even if rushed, it felt pivotal and he was terrified he'd mess it up for being too rash with her. He almost was going to pull away when he felt her return the kiss, to his surprise. A shiver ran down his spine as he deepened it and thought about where all this would lead them to." Dante/Lady Lime.

-"Tal vez no sería mala idea que Kyrie se le declarase algunas veces más al chico frente a sus narices si este iba a ser el resultado, pensó antes de tomarlo en brazos y llevarlo consigo hacia su habitación"- Leve Yaoi, Dante x Nero

A demon army rises and an old nemesis returns a new hunter arrives, and it's up to Nero and Dante to stop them please give reviews and i forgot to fix a few mistakes i accept negative comments too

AU. When ancient demon magic is disguised as a series of murders, a teenaged Dante finds himself wanted by police. He has to clear his name by exposing the real murderers before they target a family he never thought he'd see again. Rated T for language.

"The Devil's Tear" is about Jade, an 18-year-old girl who meets Dante, aged 20. The story is told from Jade's P.O.V. Nice and helpful comments please, no hate. I hope you enjoy! (I know I know, summary sucks...If you have any suggestions on what to have it as, please PM me about it)

A fun little one-shot that came to me while I was trying to write chapter 3 of "The Day Sparda Came". Sparda just wants to sleep for once, but his twin sons have other plans.

A curse that changed him. One that brought out his inner demon and forced him into isolation. Dante has been hopelessly wandering within castle walls for years, waiting for someone to lift his curse. Just when the cruel reality of his doomed future seems to dawn upon him, what he's been waiting for appears in the form of a young man with an attitude. Based on Beauty and the Beast.

Her body shook violently as the blood poured out of her. Her eyes burned with tears. Nero saw how broken she was. Which amazed him since she was the girl who challenged him daily, who could take on demons three times her size and win. She'd always been one of the strongest people he knew. But in that moment, she needed help. And he'd be the one to get her back on her feet.

Nero meets a girl named Rebecca Sparda who he fells in love with. Would she fell in love as well or just stay Friends

A possessed Dante is more than Trish and Lady are able to handle. Nero is more than eager to help but he has no clue what he is getting himself into.

Kat never could understand why Dante found guns so fascinating...or why he had to show off. (DmC One-shot)

Sparda is definitely not old. By devil standards, he's still young enough to do stupid and impulsive things like betray an immature and vengeful emperor and maroon himself among another species. So he's certainly not old. Nor is he a Man, for that matter. So what does this human think she's doing, calling him Old Man?

Strange things are happening to Rena. She has lost everything but has she really? Can a certain person or demon help her out?

A word to the wise: never get drunk. Or else you'll wake up with a strange man, in a strange room with nickers that look frighteningly similar to yours strewn about the place, in your birthday suit and with a massive hangover and no painkillers. DantexOC

An easy battle transforms into a long and complicated dilemma when Dante and Nero fail to escape a demon's final effort to do them in completely unscathed. Will they be able to return to their normal lives, or will they be trapped in each other's forever?

You are an angel that meets a pair of demon twins and through taking their hearts you are also falling from grace. DantexReaderxVergil AU Mature content

Dante is known for hunting demons. Wolf isn't known for anything. What happens when these two, completely different people meet? Ongoing.

NOTICE: DISCONTINUED. Dante's attraction to Lady has become something of a problem. On top of her insistence that she's not the least bit attracted to him, Dante is faced with the challenge of stealing her away from another man. Meanwhile, Lady battles with her own feelings.

She exists for Dr. Tomo's death. She is the prototype. She is test subject fifty-one. Dante X OC

What would happen if legendary (ahaha... in his dreams) Dante Sparda had a younger sister? Read to find out!

A retelling of the adventures of Nero to save whats dear to him, but with a twist? Bring in a girl named Amber who is far from average on a demon filled journey to find Dante and what do you get? A story filled with demon killing,horrible friends and arguments. That's what it is a retelling of DMC4 with an OC hope you enjoy. NxOC?- It'll probably be hinted. T for mild cussing

Dante and Lady are hired by a woman who claims to pay them a fortune for exterminate a demon that supposedly killed her daughter. In the end, the job proved to be much more dangerous than they expected. DantexLady.

I'm kind of backtracking. This is my latest in a DMC seriese i have been working on since high school. My main charactere actioin is a werepyre that aquires Sparda through a glass window in the school transforming his left arm into a devil bringer. He scars himself into an alternate form by unleashing himself to stop Mundus. This