A/N: Sorry this is so short! Oh, well.after all, who wants to read about
Lance Storm?? J/K!! I'll try and get the next part up soon..
Jesus Christ, I can't stand it anymore! What did I do to deserve this kind of life? I mean, I'm not *that* bad looking.am I? No, I'm not. So how come no one wants me? It seems like the only people I can get are Justin Credible and Kurt Angle. Oh, God. Don't think about the Angle incident again. Eww. I can't believe I let that happen. And Justin Credible? Hey, if he's good enough for Shawn Michaels, he's good enough for me. Shawn Michaels. Damn him. He's every man and woman's dream come true. I wish I could be him, even just for a few hours. Especially now that he's with you. God, he's lucky. Man, I wish I could be with you. You're the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on. Plus, I like what you do in bed. Well, that's a plus. At least I can say that I've slept with you. More than once, actually. Okay, okay, okay. So I had to pay you that first time. But you came back for more, remember? You *asked* to fuck me! I'll just ignore the fact that you screamed the name 'Shawn' while my mouth was on your cock. And now I'm left here all alone, while you're probably having a wonderful time in Shawn's bed. That lucky bastard. Oh, well. You have a brother, right? Jeff or something like that. Maybe I'll try to get with him. Of course, he'll probably slap me and slam the door in my face, just like everyone else does. God, I wish Chris Benoit was back already. He knows exactly what it's like to be me. But I want you, not him.
Jesus Christ, I can't stand it anymore! What did I do to deserve this kind of life? I mean, I'm not *that* bad looking.am I? No, I'm not. So how come no one wants me? It seems like the only people I can get are Justin Credible and Kurt Angle. Oh, God. Don't think about the Angle incident again. Eww. I can't believe I let that happen. And Justin Credible? Hey, if he's good enough for Shawn Michaels, he's good enough for me. Shawn Michaels. Damn him. He's every man and woman's dream come true. I wish I could be him, even just for a few hours. Especially now that he's with you. God, he's lucky. Man, I wish I could be with you. You're the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on. Plus, I like what you do in bed. Well, that's a plus. At least I can say that I've slept with you. More than once, actually. Okay, okay, okay. So I had to pay you that first time. But you came back for more, remember? You *asked* to fuck me! I'll just ignore the fact that you screamed the name 'Shawn' while my mouth was on your cock. And now I'm left here all alone, while you're probably having a wonderful time in Shawn's bed. That lucky bastard. Oh, well. You have a brother, right? Jeff or something like that. Maybe I'll try to get with him. Of course, he'll probably slap me and slam the door in my face, just like everyone else does. God, I wish Chris Benoit was back already. He knows exactly what it's like to be me. But I want you, not him.