"Well welcome back to the second event of the middle earth Olympics. The
last event got a little ummm. nevermind . On to the next event. The
limbo!!!" exclaims Bilbo. "O and we have received word.Gollum will not be
rejoining us and so his place is being taken by Mr. Nazgul. Ah, and here
come our contestants!!!"
Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas and Gimli enter the arena. A random girl in the audience shouts something about Legolas' and his sexy.
" Ok well pretty simple. U go under the bar, we move it down , last one up wins. O and can we keep the striping to a minimum?"
The music begins to play as Gimli walks right under the bar without even ducking.
Arwen thinking to herself. "Damn.that evil little dwarf is gonna beat my man.hmm.not if I have anything to do with it!!"
Boromir, Aragorn, and Legolas each takes their turns. The bar is lowered and Gimli is about to take his second turn. As he is just about to clear the bar he is suddenly distracted by something out of the corner of his eye. Realizing what Arwen just flashed him he loses his balance and falls to the ground. Not caring he runs to the judges booth expecting Arwen to fall for him.instead she smacks him in the face.
"EWWW you pervy dwarf get away from me!!!"
Realizing he has been played security is forced to remove the homicidal Gimil off the premeces.
It is now down to Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas. The bar moves lower and lower. Boromir is about to take his turn but paused when he hears a slight beeping sound. He realizes it is the alarm on his watch.
"Damn!!! I am missing "Passions"!!!" he cries as he bolts out of the arena.
Legolas and Aragorn stare at each other blankly for a moment. Then back to the game. The bar continues to sink. Aragorn is just about under the bar when he hears a horrible shriek!!!!
"EEEEEEEE!!!!" cries Legolas.. "I boke a nail!!!"
Aragorn falls to the floor distracted.
"O no.just kidding" grins Legolas!!!
Aragorn leaps off the floor in a rage.
"Why you prissy little elf!!!! Get you stupid little tights over here!!!" He bellows with rage. Legolas turns and runs in fear closely persued by Aragorn with Anduril held tightly in his grasp. Wild shrieks can be heard as the chase continues.
" O dammit!!" cries Bilbo.. "I need holiday!!!"
Next Event coming soon.
Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas and Gimli enter the arena. A random girl in the audience shouts something about Legolas' and his sexy.
" Ok well pretty simple. U go under the bar, we move it down , last one up wins. O and can we keep the striping to a minimum?"
The music begins to play as Gimli walks right under the bar without even ducking.
Arwen thinking to herself. "Damn.that evil little dwarf is gonna beat my man.hmm.not if I have anything to do with it!!"
Boromir, Aragorn, and Legolas each takes their turns. The bar is lowered and Gimli is about to take his second turn. As he is just about to clear the bar he is suddenly distracted by something out of the corner of his eye. Realizing what Arwen just flashed him he loses his balance and falls to the ground. Not caring he runs to the judges booth expecting Arwen to fall for him.instead she smacks him in the face.
"EWWW you pervy dwarf get away from me!!!"
Realizing he has been played security is forced to remove the homicidal Gimil off the premeces.
It is now down to Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas. The bar moves lower and lower. Boromir is about to take his turn but paused when he hears a slight beeping sound. He realizes it is the alarm on his watch.
"Damn!!! I am missing "Passions"!!!" he cries as he bolts out of the arena.
Legolas and Aragorn stare at each other blankly for a moment. Then back to the game. The bar continues to sink. Aragorn is just about under the bar when he hears a horrible shriek!!!!
"EEEEEEEE!!!!" cries Legolas.. "I boke a nail!!!"
Aragorn falls to the floor distracted.
"O no.just kidding" grins Legolas!!!
Aragorn leaps off the floor in a rage.
"Why you prissy little elf!!!! Get you stupid little tights over here!!!" He bellows with rage. Legolas turns and runs in fear closely persued by Aragorn with Anduril held tightly in his grasp. Wild shrieks can be heard as the chase continues.
" O dammit!!" cries Bilbo.. "I need holiday!!!"
Next Event coming soon.