(Bilbo stumbles into the arena for the third event.obviously drunk)
"Well.HICK.its. HICK .time for the.HICK.next event!!!! Each member will do.HICK. a routine as a .HICK.pair!! Let.HICK.the games begin! HICK!!"
The audience sits patently waiting as music begins to play over the speakers. Merry and Pippin come running in the stadium each dressed in little cheerleading skirts with a letter H on the shirt, and sporting cute little green pom poms!! Pippin bursts into a series of high kicks while Merry does cart wheels up front. Pippin flings is arms into the air and starts cheering.
"Give me an M! Give me a U! Give me an S! Give me an H! Give me an R! Give an O! Give me an O! Give me an M! Give me an S! Give me MUSHROOMS!!!!!!"
Merry continues his cart -wheels as Pippin repeats his cheer. Then Merry stops and lifts Pippin up onto his shoulders. He throws Pip into the air and he flips backwards and lands on the judges table where he begins a series of more high kicks while merry runs mad through the arena screaming "We're number one!" Pippin continues his dance and nearly kicks Arwen right in the mouth!! She lunges at him to smack him but Elrond holds her back. Sensing the danger Pippin leaps off the table and joins Merry for their final bow.
Time for the judging! Arwen with a sour look on her face holds up a 6..muttering to herself about an attempt on her life. Rosie gives a 9. Arwen mutters about how she was just tryin to impress Sam. Elrond sits pondering seeming slightly disturbed most likely from the high kicks performed right above his head. Finally with a grimace he holds up a 7. Saruman has fallen asleep but Mr. Nazgul seems to be quite entertained as he holds up a 10 and hisses about more high kicks.
Merry and Pippin exit as Legolas and Aragorn enter. Each is wearing a sequin costume and is carrying a microphone. Music begins to play and the pair bursts into song.
"Macho Macho Man!!!!" " I want to be a Macho man!!!"
Saruman finally seems to be awake interested in the irony of their song choice. "Get off the stage you stupid dress-wearing elf nancing around in his pretty boy tights!!!"
Outraged Legolas grabs his bow and arrow which he so conveniently has with him and takes a shot at Saruman. But Saruman moves and is only hit in the shoulder. "Ha! I am still alive!!!"
"Damn"
Legolas and Aragorn r rushed off stage as the extremely pissed Saruman threatens to kill them all with his mind.
Frodo and Sam enter the stadium. Sam is wearing a pink dress and Frodo is in a black shirt and pants. The song "Time of My Life" from Dirty Dancing begins to play. Sam and Frodo do their little Dirty Dancing rendition . Things seem to be going smoothly until the reach the lift. Frodo stands a few feet away. Sam comes running towards him and leaps up into Frodo's arms but Frodo falls backwards Sam landing on top of him.
"Ouch , I think he's broken something!" shouts Merry from behind the judges booth.
Frdo and Sam exit the stadium on stretchers.
Last, Boromir, Gandalf, and Gimli enter the arena. A large pool is moved on stage. The three take off their robes revealing their swim suits. Each member enters the pool for their synchronized swimming. They dive down deep and then re surface feet first making light leg movements. They spin in circles for a while. Gimli is slightly off pace with the others, and continues to slip further behind. Eventually he is juts totally lost and Bilbo suggests he leave the pool so as not to distract the two who do know what they r doing. Gimil refuses. Bilbo threatens to send someone in to get him.
"Let them come! There is one dwarf in these Olympics that still draws blood!"
Gandalf and Boromir are completely oblivious that Gimli has even stopped. Still doing their performance, Boromir kicks Gimli in the face. Gimli grabs his axe and goes for Boromir. Realizing his peril he leaps out of the pool and shouts like a little girl Gandalf tries to follow but can not run fast as his trunks r too big and he fears the may fall down.
Merry and Pippin come running out and attack Gimli with their pom poms as all havoc breaks loose.
To be continued..
"Well.HICK.its. HICK .time for the.HICK.next event!!!! Each member will do.HICK. a routine as a .HICK.pair!! Let.HICK.the games begin! HICK!!"
The audience sits patently waiting as music begins to play over the speakers. Merry and Pippin come running in the stadium each dressed in little cheerleading skirts with a letter H on the shirt, and sporting cute little green pom poms!! Pippin bursts into a series of high kicks while Merry does cart wheels up front. Pippin flings is arms into the air and starts cheering.
"Give me an M! Give me a U! Give me an S! Give me an H! Give me an R! Give an O! Give me an O! Give me an M! Give me an S! Give me MUSHROOMS!!!!!!"
Merry continues his cart -wheels as Pippin repeats his cheer. Then Merry stops and lifts Pippin up onto his shoulders. He throws Pip into the air and he flips backwards and lands on the judges table where he begins a series of more high kicks while merry runs mad through the arena screaming "We're number one!" Pippin continues his dance and nearly kicks Arwen right in the mouth!! She lunges at him to smack him but Elrond holds her back. Sensing the danger Pippin leaps off the table and joins Merry for their final bow.
Time for the judging! Arwen with a sour look on her face holds up a 6..muttering to herself about an attempt on her life. Rosie gives a 9. Arwen mutters about how she was just tryin to impress Sam. Elrond sits pondering seeming slightly disturbed most likely from the high kicks performed right above his head. Finally with a grimace he holds up a 7. Saruman has fallen asleep but Mr. Nazgul seems to be quite entertained as he holds up a 10 and hisses about more high kicks.
Merry and Pippin exit as Legolas and Aragorn enter. Each is wearing a sequin costume and is carrying a microphone. Music begins to play and the pair bursts into song.
"Macho Macho Man!!!!" " I want to be a Macho man!!!"
Saruman finally seems to be awake interested in the irony of their song choice. "Get off the stage you stupid dress-wearing elf nancing around in his pretty boy tights!!!"
Outraged Legolas grabs his bow and arrow which he so conveniently has with him and takes a shot at Saruman. But Saruman moves and is only hit in the shoulder. "Ha! I am still alive!!!"
"Damn"
Legolas and Aragorn r rushed off stage as the extremely pissed Saruman threatens to kill them all with his mind.
Frodo and Sam enter the stadium. Sam is wearing a pink dress and Frodo is in a black shirt and pants. The song "Time of My Life" from Dirty Dancing begins to play. Sam and Frodo do their little Dirty Dancing rendition . Things seem to be going smoothly until the reach the lift. Frodo stands a few feet away. Sam comes running towards him and leaps up into Frodo's arms but Frodo falls backwards Sam landing on top of him.
"Ouch , I think he's broken something!" shouts Merry from behind the judges booth.
Frdo and Sam exit the stadium on stretchers.
Last, Boromir, Gandalf, and Gimli enter the arena. A large pool is moved on stage. The three take off their robes revealing their swim suits. Each member enters the pool for their synchronized swimming. They dive down deep and then re surface feet first making light leg movements. They spin in circles for a while. Gimli is slightly off pace with the others, and continues to slip further behind. Eventually he is juts totally lost and Bilbo suggests he leave the pool so as not to distract the two who do know what they r doing. Gimil refuses. Bilbo threatens to send someone in to get him.
"Let them come! There is one dwarf in these Olympics that still draws blood!"
Gandalf and Boromir are completely oblivious that Gimli has even stopped. Still doing their performance, Boromir kicks Gimli in the face. Gimli grabs his axe and goes for Boromir. Realizing his peril he leaps out of the pool and shouts like a little girl Gandalf tries to follow but can not run fast as his trunks r too big and he fears the may fall down.
Merry and Pippin come running out and attack Gimli with their pom poms as all havoc breaks loose.
To be continued..