TV reporter: Ok, well we r here back stage at the Middle Earth Olympics for
some live coverage of the contestants backstage. Let's see what's going on
shall we.
"Ok that's it!!!! I swear if one my person uses my face wash I will shoot you all!!!" cries Legolas in a rage holding a half empty bottle of rose scented face wash.
"Oh stop being so prissy.take it like a man!!! I don't use any of the fruity face crap and look at me!! Get over it!! Show some of your masculinity.wait what masculinity?" sneers Aragorn.
"Oh, both of you be quiet!!! I used your damn face wash!! What r u gonna do about it? Now can it both of u before I have to turn u all into something most unnatural!!" growls Gandalf.
Sensing the growing tension in the room Pippin decides to change the subject.
"Anyone know when Sam and Frodo r gettin back from the ER?" he asks
"Who cares.they r probably off flirtin with the doctors or something!! Quite wrong if u ask me!! I mean what makes doctors so great anyway, I mean I am way better than any of those doctors and no one pays attention to me and.."
"BOROMIR!!!!! CAN IT!!!!"shouts Aragorn."aren't you supposed to die soon anyway!!!"
"Yea I am sure there r some nice ocrs round here somewhere just waiting to shoot you full of arrows.go find one!!" adds Gimli.
"Oh look theres Sam and Frodo.they don't look too badly hurt!!" exclaims Pippin.
Frodo and Sam enter each wearing a neck brace and several casts. Frodo still wears the tiny gold ring around his neck.
Boromir suddenly has a strange gleam in his eyes that makes everyone a little uneasy. They all kow hes about to take the ring.
"well.I think we all have somewhere we need to be don't we?" said aragon leaving the room. The others begin to follow.
"Wait! No! You can't leave me alone with Boromir.haven't you seen lord of the rings.don't u know he is gonna try to take the ring!!!" cries Frodo desperately.
"Wait, Sam!! You want to stay with me.."don't u leave him Samwise Gamgee!!" Remember!!!" Frodo cries.
"Nope gotta run.c ya Boromir.have fun. O hey Frodo good luck with that whole ring thing!!" says Sam as he leaves the room.
It is now just Frodo and Boromir.
"So I guess its just us now huh." Says Frodo uneasily. "Wanna play monopoly?" he asks with hope.
"What the hell.sure!"
The two begin a nice calm game of monopoly. Boromir has a few random colors and had purchased Park Place. Frodo takes his turn.
"HA!! Boardwalk!! So need to buy that!!!" laughs Frodo as he buys Boardwalk.
Boromir is overcome with rage.
"That should have been mine save my unhappy chance!! It should be mine!! Give it to me!!!!" he shouts as he lunges over the table at Frodo shouting continually "Give it to me give it to me!!!!!"
"No!!" shouts Frodo as he runs off.
"Wait Mr.Frodo I am coming with you!!!" shouts Boromir
"No, Boromir, I am going to the bathroom alone!!!"
"Of course you are.and I'm coming with you!!" shouts Boromir.
Aragorn comes rushing out..." Ok Boromir now that's just wrong!!! Seek help your disturbed psycho!!!" " Besides aren't u supposed to be full of arrows by now I mean gosh get with the program here!" He takes out his bow and shoots a few arrows at Boromir."there that's better"
"I'm ok though really I am!!! Don't worry I'll be fine!!!" exclaims Boromir
"Damn.y wont you die already!!!"
"Ok that's it!!!! I swear if one my person uses my face wash I will shoot you all!!!" cries Legolas in a rage holding a half empty bottle of rose scented face wash.
"Oh stop being so prissy.take it like a man!!! I don't use any of the fruity face crap and look at me!! Get over it!! Show some of your masculinity.wait what masculinity?" sneers Aragorn.
"Oh, both of you be quiet!!! I used your damn face wash!! What r u gonna do about it? Now can it both of u before I have to turn u all into something most unnatural!!" growls Gandalf.
Sensing the growing tension in the room Pippin decides to change the subject.
"Anyone know when Sam and Frodo r gettin back from the ER?" he asks
"Who cares.they r probably off flirtin with the doctors or something!! Quite wrong if u ask me!! I mean what makes doctors so great anyway, I mean I am way better than any of those doctors and no one pays attention to me and.."
"BOROMIR!!!!! CAN IT!!!!"shouts Aragorn."aren't you supposed to die soon anyway!!!"
"Yea I am sure there r some nice ocrs round here somewhere just waiting to shoot you full of arrows.go find one!!" adds Gimli.
"Oh look theres Sam and Frodo.they don't look too badly hurt!!" exclaims Pippin.
Frodo and Sam enter each wearing a neck brace and several casts. Frodo still wears the tiny gold ring around his neck.
Boromir suddenly has a strange gleam in his eyes that makes everyone a little uneasy. They all kow hes about to take the ring.
"well.I think we all have somewhere we need to be don't we?" said aragon leaving the room. The others begin to follow.
"Wait! No! You can't leave me alone with Boromir.haven't you seen lord of the rings.don't u know he is gonna try to take the ring!!!" cries Frodo desperately.
"Wait, Sam!! You want to stay with me.."don't u leave him Samwise Gamgee!!" Remember!!!" Frodo cries.
"Nope gotta run.c ya Boromir.have fun. O hey Frodo good luck with that whole ring thing!!" says Sam as he leaves the room.
It is now just Frodo and Boromir.
"So I guess its just us now huh." Says Frodo uneasily. "Wanna play monopoly?" he asks with hope.
"What the hell.sure!"
The two begin a nice calm game of monopoly. Boromir has a few random colors and had purchased Park Place. Frodo takes his turn.
"HA!! Boardwalk!! So need to buy that!!!" laughs Frodo as he buys Boardwalk.
Boromir is overcome with rage.
"That should have been mine save my unhappy chance!! It should be mine!! Give it to me!!!!" he shouts as he lunges over the table at Frodo shouting continually "Give it to me give it to me!!!!!"
"No!!" shouts Frodo as he runs off.
"Wait Mr.Frodo I am coming with you!!!" shouts Boromir
"No, Boromir, I am going to the bathroom alone!!!"
"Of course you are.and I'm coming with you!!" shouts Boromir.
Aragorn comes rushing out..." Ok Boromir now that's just wrong!!! Seek help your disturbed psycho!!!" " Besides aren't u supposed to be full of arrows by now I mean gosh get with the program here!" He takes out his bow and shoots a few arrows at Boromir."there that's better"
"I'm ok though really I am!!! Don't worry I'll be fine!!!" exclaims Boromir
"Damn.y wont you die already!!!"