Switched
By: Les The Rickmaniac
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Otay Buckwheat, Here's one little ditty i cooked up after a long case of writers block. The synopsis is what if I and Harry Potter switched places for Three weeks? Panic Ensues, Snape gets harrased, Harry develops a drinking problem and more!
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Chapter 1-Plans are Made
"I'm bored" I murmered over the phone.
"Me too." Said the voice on the other end which was none other than the infamous Harry Potter.
"Who do you hang out with?" I asked.
"You." He muttered boredly.
"I'm bored." I repeated,
"Whats there to do over there in the U.S.?" He asked.
"Nothing." I said twirling the phone cord around my index finger and sighed.
"Figures." He said quietly.
"Hey! What's that supossed ta mean!?" I asked, offended.
"Nothing Nothing!" He said quickly.
"And Whats there to do in London?" I asked using the most sarcastic tone I could muster. "Twindle your thumbs?"
"More than you will ever do." He said.
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Prove it spanky!" I told him.
" We have Snape!" He said triumphantly.
"Shaddup....." I muttered.
" I wish I could go there and get to see this self-proclaimed 'America'."He said.
" You wouldn't last a minute Brit Boy."
" Why Not!?" He asked.
" Because your a wussy!"
" I'd like to see you do HALF of the things I can do, or is that too hard for you?" He snorted in his head-strong tone he always seemed to have.
" Bet on it."
" Allright, but first, Whats the deal?" He asked me.
" Lets see........" I muttered thoughtfully, pretending to think.
He was quiet until my reply.
"Okay." I said. "$100 dollars.You and me, trade places for 2.....3 weeks, see who comes out the better woman." I said.
" Woman?" He asked.
" Yes, Woman." I replied."Do we have a deal here, Potter?"
"Well......Allright, I apparate over there, give you some floo powder and the key to my vault..."
He He! I thought. Money Access!
"You stay at my house with my parents and my little brothers and I'll stay at Hogwarts." I told him.
"I'll sort things out with Dumbledore. What house do you want to be in?" He asked.
"Slytherin!" I said automatically, grinning.
"Geeeeeeezus...how old are you?"
"14." I said still grinning stupidly, thinking 'I'm gonna be in Snape's house! I'm gonna be in Snape's house!
"Okay then, I'll break the news to my parents real fast, hold on.." I said setting the phone down.
On Harry's end of the phone, He listed to Les's barley audible speaking in the backround, followed by screams and laughter.
I picked up the phone." They took it harder than I thought..." The shouts of joy and laughter could still be heard.
" Its okay with them?" Harry questioned.
"Yeah, although it hurts them so....." I sighed.
"Okay. Ms.Barker you have a deal."
I nodded to myself and then said, "Okay."
"Okay, I'll come 'round in a bit....." He told me.
"Bye..." I said.
"Bye." He replied.
"Hey wait!" I told him.
"Huh?" He asked.
"Why am I talking to you on the phone anyway?" I asked.
" Uh, Gotta go." He said quickly. "Bye" He hung up.
So, With that Me and Harry made a deal to switch lives for a tantilizing 3 weeks. Three whole weeks with Professor Snape....::squeal:: What fun this will be!
TBC
__________________________________ So! How'd Ya like it? R&R people! You know I'd do the same for you, that is.....if your story sucked alot I wouldn't bother.....But...uh he he...Tell me if I should continue on with my lovley little story! Thanx for reading! Les
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Otay Buckwheat, Here's one little ditty i cooked up after a long case of writers block. The synopsis is what if I and Harry Potter switched places for Three weeks? Panic Ensues, Snape gets harrased, Harry develops a drinking problem and more!
_________________________________________________
Chapter 1-Plans are Made
"I'm bored" I murmered over the phone.
"Me too." Said the voice on the other end which was none other than the infamous Harry Potter.
"Who do you hang out with?" I asked.
"You." He muttered boredly.
"I'm bored." I repeated,
"Whats there to do over there in the U.S.?" He asked.
"Nothing." I said twirling the phone cord around my index finger and sighed.
"Figures." He said quietly.
"Hey! What's that supossed ta mean!?" I asked, offended.
"Nothing Nothing!" He said quickly.
"And Whats there to do in London?" I asked using the most sarcastic tone I could muster. "Twindle your thumbs?"
"More than you will ever do." He said.
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Prove it spanky!" I told him.
" We have Snape!" He said triumphantly.
"Shaddup....." I muttered.
" I wish I could go there and get to see this self-proclaimed 'America'."He said.
" You wouldn't last a minute Brit Boy."
" Why Not!?" He asked.
" Because your a wussy!"
" I'd like to see you do HALF of the things I can do, or is that too hard for you?" He snorted in his head-strong tone he always seemed to have.
" Bet on it."
" Allright, but first, Whats the deal?" He asked me.
" Lets see........" I muttered thoughtfully, pretending to think.
He was quiet until my reply.
"Okay." I said. "$100 dollars.You and me, trade places for 2.....3 weeks, see who comes out the better woman." I said.
" Woman?" He asked.
" Yes, Woman." I replied."Do we have a deal here, Potter?"
"Well......Allright, I apparate over there, give you some floo powder and the key to my vault..."
He He! I thought. Money Access!
"You stay at my house with my parents and my little brothers and I'll stay at Hogwarts." I told him.
"I'll sort things out with Dumbledore. What house do you want to be in?" He asked.
"Slytherin!" I said automatically, grinning.
"Geeeeeeezus...how old are you?"
"14." I said still grinning stupidly, thinking 'I'm gonna be in Snape's house! I'm gonna be in Snape's house!
"Okay then, I'll break the news to my parents real fast, hold on.." I said setting the phone down.
On Harry's end of the phone, He listed to Les's barley audible speaking in the backround, followed by screams and laughter.
I picked up the phone." They took it harder than I thought..." The shouts of joy and laughter could still be heard.
" Its okay with them?" Harry questioned.
"Yeah, although it hurts them so....." I sighed.
"Okay. Ms.Barker you have a deal."
I nodded to myself and then said, "Okay."
"Okay, I'll come 'round in a bit....." He told me.
"Bye..." I said.
"Bye." He replied.
"Hey wait!" I told him.
"Huh?" He asked.
"Why am I talking to you on the phone anyway?" I asked.
" Uh, Gotta go." He said quickly. "Bye" He hung up.
So, With that Me and Harry made a deal to switch lives for a tantilizing 3 weeks. Three whole weeks with Professor Snape....::squeal:: What fun this will be!
TBC
__________________________________ So! How'd Ya like it? R&R people! You know I'd do the same for you, that is.....if your story sucked alot I wouldn't bother.....But...uh he he...Tell me if I should continue on with my lovley little story! Thanx for reading! Les