Scene 2: Junior High School music teachers
Dumbledore: I'm Professor Dumbledore and this is Professor McGonagall, and we're teachers
at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
McGonagall: We're here to provide the entertainment for tonight's festivities. Let's do a mic.
check.
Dumbledore: Sonus! Check one two. Can you hear me? Way in the back there, can you
hear me? Shall we begin?
They play the music very slowly with a hoedown feel to it on their keyboard.
WHO LET THE FROGS OUT
Who let the frogs out (jump! ribbit! jump!)
Who let the frogs out (jump! ribbit! jump!)
Potions class was nice, and the class was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody was making a drought (Hah, ho, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
I tell all the fellas: just need one frog leg (Yippie Yi Yo)
And Neville reports to the call
And let all the frogs out!
Who let the frogs out (jump! ribbit! jump!)
Who let the frogs out (jump! ribbit! jump!)
Who let the frogs out (jump! ribbit! jump!)
Who let the frogs out (jump! ribbit! jump!)
INDEPENDENT WOMEN
Hermione, with my girl, Ginny, Lavender, and Pavardi.
Gryffindor Girls, Come on
Uh uh hu
Question: Tell me what you think about me
I cast my own spells and I make my own droughts
I only summon you when I'm feeling lonely
When it's all over please get up and leave.
Question: Tell me how you feel about this
Try Imperious and you get dismissed
Get my own books and I conjure my own food
Always 50/50 in relationships
The potion in my cauldron
I made it
The turtle on my bed
I transformed it
The spell I'm casting
I learned it
'cause I depend on me
If I wanted the curse you're doing
I'd learn it
The wand I'm waving
I've got it
The broom I'm riding
I bought it
I depend on me
All the women (who are) independent
Through some sparks up at me
All the honey's casting charms
Throw some of it at me
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw some sparks up at me
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Gryffindor how your girls get down like that
I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get
Ladies it ain't easy being independent
Question: How you like this knowledge that I brought
braggin' on that wand that you're waving like a stick
If you're gonna brag make sure it's you're wand that you flaunt
Depend on no one else to give you what you want
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Gryffindor how your girls get down like that
Dumbledore: Oh, have we got a hot mic. A hot one. Check one two. Check.
OPPS!...I DID IT AGAIN
I think I did it again
I turned you into a cow
and not just a calf
Oh, Harry it might seem like a bind
But it doesn't mean that I'm gonna run
Cause to lose all your senses
That is just so typically bovine
Oh Harry, Harry
Opps I did it again
I played with the spell
Got lost in the words
Oh Harry, Harry
Opps, you think I'd like milk
That I'm making ice cream
I'm not that innovative
You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that cows, they truly exist
I cry watching you change
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all your senses
That is just so typically bovine
Voice: Before you change, Harry, there's something I want you to have.
Harry: Oh, it's...? But wait a minute isn't this?
Voice: Yeah, yes it is
Harry: But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end.
Voice: Well, Harry I summoned it for you. I think you'll need it.
Harry: A milking stool. You shouldn't have.
Dumbledore: I'm Professor Dumbledore and this is Professor McGonagall, and we're teachers
at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
McGonagall: We're here to provide the entertainment for tonight's festivities. Let's do a mic.
check.
Dumbledore: Sonus! Check one two. Can you hear me? Way in the back there, can you
hear me? Shall we begin?
They play the music very slowly with a hoedown feel to it on their keyboard.
WHO LET THE FROGS OUT
Who let the frogs out (jump! ribbit! jump!)
Who let the frogs out (jump! ribbit! jump!)
Potions class was nice, and the class was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody was making a drought (Hah, ho, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
I tell all the fellas: just need one frog leg (Yippie Yi Yo)
And Neville reports to the call
And let all the frogs out!
Who let the frogs out (jump! ribbit! jump!)
Who let the frogs out (jump! ribbit! jump!)
Who let the frogs out (jump! ribbit! jump!)
Who let the frogs out (jump! ribbit! jump!)
INDEPENDENT WOMEN
Hermione, with my girl, Ginny, Lavender, and Pavardi.
Gryffindor Girls, Come on
Uh uh hu
Question: Tell me what you think about me
I cast my own spells and I make my own droughts
I only summon you when I'm feeling lonely
When it's all over please get up and leave.
Question: Tell me how you feel about this
Try Imperious and you get dismissed
Get my own books and I conjure my own food
Always 50/50 in relationships
The potion in my cauldron
I made it
The turtle on my bed
I transformed it
The spell I'm casting
I learned it
'cause I depend on me
If I wanted the curse you're doing
I'd learn it
The wand I'm waving
I've got it
The broom I'm riding
I bought it
I depend on me
All the women (who are) independent
Through some sparks up at me
All the honey's casting charms
Throw some of it at me
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw some sparks up at me
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Gryffindor how your girls get down like that
I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get
Ladies it ain't easy being independent
Question: How you like this knowledge that I brought
braggin' on that wand that you're waving like a stick
If you're gonna brag make sure it's you're wand that you flaunt
Depend on no one else to give you what you want
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Gryffindor how your girls get down like that
Dumbledore: Oh, have we got a hot mic. A hot one. Check one two. Check.
OPPS!...I DID IT AGAIN
I think I did it again
I turned you into a cow
and not just a calf
Oh, Harry it might seem like a bind
But it doesn't mean that I'm gonna run
Cause to lose all your senses
That is just so typically bovine
Oh Harry, Harry
Opps I did it again
I played with the spell
Got lost in the words
Oh Harry, Harry
Opps, you think I'd like milk
That I'm making ice cream
I'm not that innovative
You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that cows, they truly exist
I cry watching you change
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all your senses
That is just so typically bovine
Voice: Before you change, Harry, there's something I want you to have.
Harry: Oh, it's...? But wait a minute isn't this?
Voice: Yeah, yes it is
Harry: But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end.
Voice: Well, Harry I summoned it for you. I think you'll need it.
Harry: A milking stool. You shouldn't have.