Scene 3: Wayne's World

Scene: On a gorgeous plaid couch rescued from curbside garbage collection sit
Harry and Ron wearing ripped wizard robes playing air drums with their wands.

It's Harry's World
Harry's World
Party Time
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Harry: Welcome to Harry's World. I'm your excellent host Harry Potter and this
is Ron.

Ron: Hello.

Harry: On today's show, we have a most excellent top five list. Shall we just
move on to that, Ron?

Ron: Move on, Harry.

It's Harry's World, top five, most excellent, choices for, Defense Against the
Dark Arts, professor!!!

Harry: Number five--Al Gore.

Ron: Excellent choice, Harry. Al Gore informed the world about the chad.

Harry: Indeed. He also invented the Internet. Very important.

Ron: And, he invented Harry Potter. We couldn't do much without him.

Harry: Number four--Frosty the Snowman.

Ron: Bogus!

Harry: Frosty will last longer than any of our other DADA teachers.

Ron: Number three--a Hungarian Horntail.

Harry: Very Cool!

Ron: Excellent!

Harry: Ok, number two, from Star Trek: Voyager, Seven of Nine.

Ron: Logical, intelligent, and...

Both: SCH-WING!!!!

Harry: And finally, number one, drum roll please, Ron...Professor Remus Lupin.

Ron: The best. Most Excellent!

Harry: Well, that's all for today. EXTREME CLOSE UP!

WAA! WAA!

It's Harry's World
Harry's World
Party Time
Excellent
Do loo do do Do loo do do Do loo do do