Scene 4: Roxbury Guys
Music: What is Love?
Scene: Malfoy and Goyle riding broomsticks bobbing their heads to the music.
Scene: Interior of Hogwart's Great Hall decked out for the Yule Ball. Several
young witches
and wizards are dancing in front of a long table. The crowd parts and Malfoy
and Goyle are
bobbing their heads to the music. In unison, they both run their hands through
their hair.
Goyle: (to Lavender) Are those space pants you're wearing? 'Cause your bootie
is out of this
world.
Lavender: (with a sneer) I'm not wearing pants. (storms off)
Goyle runs his fingers through his hair and joins Malfoy bobbing his head to the
music.
Malfoy: (to Hermione) Even if you were a Quidditch game, I wouldn't play you.
Hermione: So.
Malfoy: So, umm you wanna dance? (Points at Hermione and then himself mouthing
you and
me)
Hermione: (rolls her eyes) No. (walks away)
Goyle and Malfoy dance up to Ginny, one standing on each side of her.
Goyle: Let's go up to the Slytherin common room and do the things we're going
to tell
everyone we did anyway.
Ginny screams, struggles from between them and runs. Goyle runs after her and
traps her in a
corner.
Goyle: I may not be the most gorgeous guy in this room (winks at Draco) but I'm
the only guy
talking to you.
Ginny slaps him, then seeing Neville; she runs over and grabs Neville's hand and
leads/drags
him outside.
Malfoy: (shoves Goyle) You couldn't get a girl to dance with you if she were
stupefied and
under a 10X strength love potion.
Scene: Malfoy and Goyle alone in the Slytherin common room punching each other
in rhythm
with the music.