Capri: Ok know it's time for chapter 2. Thanx to anyone that reviewed. Congratulations to anyone who got out of the fic alive.
Destiny: You're KIDDING!! People actually reviewed? OMG she might actually have some talent!! *looks up at the pitiful number of reviews* Might, but probably doesn't.
Capri: Riiight. Whatever oh annoying one. Um to anyone who is as picky about the details as I am, Tentomon's shirt is supposed to be green. And as for Hawkmon's appearance, I don't give whether it's right or not. *gets flamed badly by all Hawkmon fans* Also, I made six different couplings in this story. Let's see which ones you can guess correctly by only reading this far!!!! Also, it's just something for you ta do. Three of the couplings are with the Digidestined, and the other three are substitutes. As in, there are too many boys and the girls can't get them all without cheating! Can you guess which three are Digidestined couplings and which three are future humanized digimon couplings? (C'mon, it ain't THAT hard!) The lucky six are: Daikari (Davis x Kari/Vee n Gato) Jyoumi (Joe x Mimi/Goma n Pal) Mishouro (Izzy x Mimi/Tento n Pal) Sorato (Matt x Sora/Gabu n Biyo) Taiora (Tai x Sora/Agu n Biyo) Takari (TK x Kari/Pata n Gato). Those are the couplings! Good luck y'all!
Disclaimer- I DON'T OWN THE FRIGGIN' SHOW ALREADY!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Destiny: Are you done?
Capri: Yup. The fic must go on!
Chapter 2
A Night of Planning & Other Interesting Happenings
"Okay, what we really need now is a plan," announced Augumon. "Any ideas? Anyone?" Gomamon shrugged, "Well not too many people are quite used to digimon, and this is weird enough to freak anyone out, so I think we should start with names." No one else had a better idea, so we spent about thirty minutes figuring out names for each other. Five of these minutes were used getting the names and the other twenty-five were contributed to arguing. Finally, we got it all straightened out. Our new names were as follows:
Me: Kitty
Augumon: Andrew
Biyomon: Bebe
Gabumon: Gabe
Palmon: Sally
Tentomon: Trent
Gomamon: John
Patamon: Pat
Veemon: Vee (he refused to change his name; how stubborn!)
Hawkmon: Hawkin
Wormmon: Whey (A/N if this is either not really a name, or actually a girl's name, I don't care! I made these up on the spot!!)
Armadillomon: Dill
(A/N these will be the names I will be using for a majority of the time in the dialog and eventually maybe, MAYBE the entire thing, kay? Hopefully we will both remember who's who.) "Well that's over with, now what?" asked Hawkmon/Hawkin. Before any of us could say a word, Tentomon/Trent's laptop beeped. "What the...where'd you get that from?" asked Gabumon/Gabe. Tentomon grinned slightly," Well, it's not like Izzy really needs it right now, right?" He somehow managed to find out who was emailing us. It turned out to be...Gennai! "Well I'm not entirely sure who is reading this, but in any case I hope everyone is there. As you probably know there is a new evil power out there. I was just surfing the net, when, what do you know? I found a prophecy that concerns this matter. It's a bit cryptic, but I think you can figure it out.
An ancient evil shall return for revenge
And the Chosen Children shall be rendered helpless
The guardians of the crests will take on new appearances
And must overcome all do achieve their goal
The guardians must not let their true identities be known
For evil will use that knowledge well
The crests must reawaken for the final battle
The Chosen and the guardians must unite to destroy this power
Though Light and Kindness will be strained
Destiny and Spirit must find aid them all
For they play a vital role
You still need to recycle, the three "Rs" man!
Good luck! I'd ignore the last line if I were you; I think it's rather like what happened last time. Good bye!"
"Um, okay now what?" asked Biyomon/Bebe. I noticed that for some reason, everyone had a backpack. "Well unless anyone can think of a better idea, I say we pack up and head back to the digital world." We all got whatever we needed (fortunately, whoever had done this to us had also managed to supply us with money), Tentomon set down Izzy's laptop. Veemon, being rather like his partner, immediately took charge and opened the digiport. "Digiport op-" "Wait!" We all turned to look at Wormmon. "Um, don't you think it's going a little dark?" he said cautiously. The rest of us digimon stared at him. BBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!!!! "Oh great," said Tentomon, looking at the computer. "the battery just ran out!" "Okay, any bright ideas?" asked Veemon sarcastically. "Thanks to your little distraction, we can't get back to the Digital World!" he added to Wormmon. "Stop blaming him for something that wasn't his fault, VEE!" I snapped, emphasizing on the other's new name. "Well sorry, KITTY, if I want to help our friends out!" "Yelling at someone is helping the Digidestined? Ya could've fooled me!" As the two of us yelled each other hoarse, everyone else tried to plan. "Well, maybe if we go to our partners' houses..." No, then we'd have to explain to their parents, and what a scene that would make..." "We can't go to the Digital World, we don't have access to a computer..." "I got it!" said Armadillomon excitedly. "We can go to a hotel!" The rest of us stared at him. The little humanized digimon shrugged. "It's just one night so that Trent's computer can recharge, right?" Tentomon nodded. "Yeah, we can rent two rooms for a day. It might be cramped but we don't have much money left and we should save SOME of it, right?" None of us had a better plan, so it was off to a hotel we went. One room contained on two-person bed and a couch, plus some chairs. The other was nearly the same, except that instead of a couch there was a second two-person bed. We split up randomly into the two rooms. Six of us went into the first room, and the rest of us, including Veemon and myself (oh great!) went into the other room. There wasn't much else to do, so I flopped down on one of the beds. I kicked off my shoes and placed my D-3, D-Terminal, gloves, and headband on the nightstand. "Making yourself right at home, huh?" Patamon teased gently. "Shut up, I'm tired." I buried my head in the pillow and listened to the others talk. Eventually, I fell asleep.
I awoke to the see the sunlight streaming through the windows. Unlike some people sometimes do, I was perfectly aware of where I was and everything. I felt, and heard, someone beside me. Of course, the others weren't about to let me have the bed for myself. I closed my eyes for a second and yawned. Then I turned over and opened them again, revealing my partner to be... "VEE?!" I yelled in shock and fell out of the bed, somehow getting tangled in the sheets and bringing them with me. The blue-haired boy's eyes snapped open. "Wha..." he yawned, then spotted me on the floor and glared at a chair. "JOHN...." I looked over at the occupant of the chair, who was snickering uncontrollably. "The looks on your faces, it was priceless," he said, grinning. (A/N If you haven't figured it out by now, the digimon are using the made up names to get used to using them, even when no one is around.) "What does he have to do with any of this?" I asked curiously. "I couldn't sleep, so I stayed up for a while, and wandered around. Well, I was tired all right when I came back and Goma-erm, John I guess, told me that the bed was empty. Being tired I believed him. Sorry, trust me, I would NOT do that normally." "I should HOPE not!" I said crossly, getting back up. Then, looking at the pillows a minute, I was struck by inspiration. "Oh John," I sang. "It's the return of the Dark Masters!" The former digimon looked at me blankly. "What?" "PILLOW PUMMEL!" I yelled and threw a pillow at him. Veemon caught on. "And Myotismon! CRIMSON PILLOW!" Both the pillows hit Gomamon. "You two are nuts! But three can play at this game! GIGA PILLOW!" He threw one at me. "PILLOW OF POWER!" He aimed the other at Veemon. "And for the record," he said, scrambling over to the other bed and grabbing both of its pillows, "TRUMP PILLOW!" Unfortunately for Gomamon, we now had all the ammunition. I whispered something to Veemon. "Gotcha." "PILLOW ANNIHILATION!" we yelled at the same time and threw all of them at the now defenseless 'boy'. (A/N For the sake of making this longer, I'm going to tell you who did each attack. The first was a messed up version of Puppetmon's attack, Puppet Pummel. The second, Malomyotismon, Crimson Mist. The third attack was Machinedramon's or whatever his name was' attack, Giga Cannon. The fourth was MetalSeadramon and his River of Power attack. The next was Trump Sword, Piedmon's attack. The final pillow attack came from Apocalymon and his Total Annihilation. Done with making the chapter longer! Thank you for listening to this semi-educational moment! Aw, who am I fooling...) "Okay, I surrender! For hating each other so much, you two make a good team!" The three of us got everything fix up and left the room to rejoin the others. (In case you didn't notice, every else was already up and about!) After eating a short breakfast, Tentomon got out the laptop. "Everyone ready?" asked Veemon. "Digiport open!"
Capri: Short? Oh yes! Cliffhanger? I couldn't help it! Insanity? That's just what I do!
Destiny: What's with the pillow thing?
Capri: Couldn't help it! Insanity is inevitable with me!
Destiny: Right. What ever you say. Just don't go near anything sharp...