The ambiguously gay duo starring Fred and George Weasly
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The Ambiguously gay duo, the ambiguously gay duo
They are taking on evil, come what may
They are fighting all crime to save the day
They're ambiguously gay, they're ambiguously gay
The ambiguously gay duo...*
Voiceover: The ambiguously gay duo are in a real peril this time. Voldemort has them trapped in a cave tied to one another. Will Fred and George stop the death eaters from sucking all happiness for the school of Hogwarts, or are have their crime stopping days come to a untimely end?
Scene: Fred and George are tied together sitting back to back on the floor of a cave. They are wearing red unitard body suits with a large yellow "F" or "G" on the front with yellow spankie pants over the top, and of course matching yellow capes.
Fred: How are we going to get out of this one?
George: If we could just stand up and get to that jagged bar over there, we could probably use it to cut through these ropes.
Fred: But how are we going to get up? (Fred struggles to stand while still tied to George and finds this very difficult).
George: I know. If we help each other up, we can do it together.
Fred: Great thinking, George. You sit in my hands and I'll sit in yours. Then we'll both stand on the count of three.
They both move about a bit and struggle with the ropes in order to get the others' bum into their hands.
George: Ready: one, two, thee!
They both attempt to stand and do this quite successfully but are still have hold of the others' butt when Voldemort comes in to check on them.
Voldemort: What on earth is going on here? I must know. are you two gay?
Fred and George ignore Voldemort as the move over to the jagged bar on the wall and start to break through their bonds. In the mean time several join Voldemort in watching the duo.
Death Eater 1: I'd heard that they were homosexual, but I wasn't ever sure. Look at what they're doing?
Death Eater 2: I'm not sure if we should leave them here together like that.
Fred and George have now broken free and mounted their broomstick. Fred sits behind George with his hands around his waist. George holds the broom with both hands in front of him. They fly in front of Voldemort when they thrust the broom out forward into Voldemort's face several times getting faster and faster until Voldemort is knocked down.
Death Eater 1: They must be gay.
Voiceover: It looks like Voldemort's plans have been thwarted again as Fred and George fly off into the sunset to secure the happiness back into the school of Hogwarts.
*Music...
The Ambiguously gay duo, the ambiguously gay duo
They are taking on evil, come what may
They are fighting all crime to save the day
They're ambiguously gay, they're ambiguously gay
The ambiguously gay duo...*
*Music...
The Ambiguously gay duo, the ambiguously gay duo
They are taking on evil, come what may
They are fighting all crime to save the day
They're ambiguously gay, they're ambiguously gay
The ambiguously gay duo...*
Voiceover: The ambiguously gay duo are in a real peril this time. Voldemort has them trapped in a cave tied to one another. Will Fred and George stop the death eaters from sucking all happiness for the school of Hogwarts, or are have their crime stopping days come to a untimely end?
Scene: Fred and George are tied together sitting back to back on the floor of a cave. They are wearing red unitard body suits with a large yellow "F" or "G" on the front with yellow spankie pants over the top, and of course matching yellow capes.
Fred: How are we going to get out of this one?
George: If we could just stand up and get to that jagged bar over there, we could probably use it to cut through these ropes.
Fred: But how are we going to get up? (Fred struggles to stand while still tied to George and finds this very difficult).
George: I know. If we help each other up, we can do it together.
Fred: Great thinking, George. You sit in my hands and I'll sit in yours. Then we'll both stand on the count of three.
They both move about a bit and struggle with the ropes in order to get the others' bum into their hands.
George: Ready: one, two, thee!
They both attempt to stand and do this quite successfully but are still have hold of the others' butt when Voldemort comes in to check on them.
Voldemort: What on earth is going on here? I must know. are you two gay?
Fred and George ignore Voldemort as the move over to the jagged bar on the wall and start to break through their bonds. In the mean time several join Voldemort in watching the duo.
Death Eater 1: I'd heard that they were homosexual, but I wasn't ever sure. Look at what they're doing?
Death Eater 2: I'm not sure if we should leave them here together like that.
Fred and George have now broken free and mounted their broomstick. Fred sits behind George with his hands around his waist. George holds the broom with both hands in front of him. They fly in front of Voldemort when they thrust the broom out forward into Voldemort's face several times getting faster and faster until Voldemort is knocked down.
Death Eater 1: They must be gay.
Voiceover: It looks like Voldemort's plans have been thwarted again as Fred and George fly off into the sunset to secure the happiness back into the school of Hogwarts.
*Music...
The Ambiguously gay duo, the ambiguously gay duo
They are taking on evil, come what may
They are fighting all crime to save the day
They're ambiguously gay, they're ambiguously gay
The ambiguously gay duo...*