Chapter 2. Fun on the Faarm
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"Wor aarv we yer then, Jess? Looks loike they be stuck in this yer mud, eh? Wor say we try an' 'elp 'em ou' loike? I'll go fetch us some ropes an' a traactor, an' we'll see wor like we caan do for 'em!"
Aragorn's eyes shot open as the jeep suddenly jerked backwards. They had all fallen asleep after finding there was no way they could get the car out in the pitch dark.
"Arghhh!!!!!! There's a huge metal monster trying to eat us!!!" screamed Legolas clambering over the seat in front and landing on some unsuspecting hobbits.
"Arghhh!!!!! Some one dropped an elf on me!!!!" cried Merry
"Arghhh!!!!! We're outa Cheese 'n' onion!!!!!" shouted Gimli in horror.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GUNA DIE, WE'RE ALL GUNA DIE!!!!!" cried Boromir.
Then, a tall, dark stranger appeared at the passenger window, and gave a polite knock. Aragorn wound it down.
"Well hello there young sir's, wor brings you all out yer to the faarm? You loose yer way p'raaps? 'Ow's 'bout you come over to the co'age an' aarva nice cuppa tea an' a bickie, while I gets the laads to hose-down yer caar?"
"FOOD!!!!" cried the hobbits as they raced out of the jeep, knocking Legolas onto the floor in the process.
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At the Cottage: ~
"My, you lot look loike you 'aven't ate for daays!" chuckled the farmer as he watched the hobbits devour the mountain of food in front of them.
"I don' 'spect you be gettin' any scraaps yer me love!" he said patting Jess who was sat by his chair looking up at him with big puppy-dog eyes.
"Thanks again for helping us out of the mud, Farmer Potter," said Gandalf, sipping his tea.
"Thaat be okaay, wor were 'eading for any'ow? Oh, an' caall me 'aarry," he said.
"Well, Harry, that's just it, we're not sure where were heading. We haven't got anywhere to stay at the moment and we need work aswell," answered Boromir.
"I Know! Why don' you stay yer on the faarm! Wer aalways looking for 'elpers wor with the laads baack to school next week an' all. We got plen'y 'a' room in yer!" he offered happily.
"Yay!!! We're gunna live in the country! We gunna live in the country!! In your face Gimli!!" sang Legolas, jumping up and down on his chair.
"Hmph!" Gimli grunted folding his arms over his chest and sinking into his chair.
"So what's first?" asked Merry when his plate was empty.
"I'll set you all aarea's of the faarm to look aafter I think. It woudn't be doin' to aarv you all trippin' o'er each others feet all the time. So:
Gandalf you be lookin aafter the cows,
Aragorn will look aafter the sheep,
Merry an' Pippin can work the corn field,
Frodo an' Sam can look aafter the chickens,
Legolas an' Boromir be working at the stables,
And Gimli can muck out the pigs.
Roight then, ev'ry one got tha'? Good. I'll be comin' 'round to see 'ow you's gettin' on later, so work 'aard till then, an' make me proud!"
With that they marched out the door, and into the yard.
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"Wor aarv we yer then, Jess? Looks loike they be stuck in this yer mud, eh? Wor say we try an' 'elp 'em ou' loike? I'll go fetch us some ropes an' a traactor, an' we'll see wor like we caan do for 'em!"
Aragorn's eyes shot open as the jeep suddenly jerked backwards. They had all fallen asleep after finding there was no way they could get the car out in the pitch dark.
"Arghhh!!!!!! There's a huge metal monster trying to eat us!!!" screamed Legolas clambering over the seat in front and landing on some unsuspecting hobbits.
"Arghhh!!!!! Some one dropped an elf on me!!!!" cried Merry
"Arghhh!!!!! We're outa Cheese 'n' onion!!!!!" shouted Gimli in horror.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GUNA DIE, WE'RE ALL GUNA DIE!!!!!" cried Boromir.
Then, a tall, dark stranger appeared at the passenger window, and gave a polite knock. Aragorn wound it down.
"Well hello there young sir's, wor brings you all out yer to the faarm? You loose yer way p'raaps? 'Ow's 'bout you come over to the co'age an' aarva nice cuppa tea an' a bickie, while I gets the laads to hose-down yer caar?"
"FOOD!!!!" cried the hobbits as they raced out of the jeep, knocking Legolas onto the floor in the process.
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At the Cottage: ~
"My, you lot look loike you 'aven't ate for daays!" chuckled the farmer as he watched the hobbits devour the mountain of food in front of them.
"I don' 'spect you be gettin' any scraaps yer me love!" he said patting Jess who was sat by his chair looking up at him with big puppy-dog eyes.
"Thanks again for helping us out of the mud, Farmer Potter," said Gandalf, sipping his tea.
"Thaat be okaay, wor were 'eading for any'ow? Oh, an' caall me 'aarry," he said.
"Well, Harry, that's just it, we're not sure where were heading. We haven't got anywhere to stay at the moment and we need work aswell," answered Boromir.
"I Know! Why don' you stay yer on the faarm! Wer aalways looking for 'elpers wor with the laads baack to school next week an' all. We got plen'y 'a' room in yer!" he offered happily.
"Yay!!! We're gunna live in the country! We gunna live in the country!! In your face Gimli!!" sang Legolas, jumping up and down on his chair.
"Hmph!" Gimli grunted folding his arms over his chest and sinking into his chair.
"So what's first?" asked Merry when his plate was empty.
"I'll set you all aarea's of the faarm to look aafter I think. It woudn't be doin' to aarv you all trippin' o'er each others feet all the time. So:
Gandalf you be lookin aafter the cows,
Aragorn will look aafter the sheep,
Merry an' Pippin can work the corn field,
Frodo an' Sam can look aafter the chickens,
Legolas an' Boromir be working at the stables,
And Gimli can muck out the pigs.
Roight then, ev'ry one got tha'? Good. I'll be comin' 'round to see 'ow you's gettin' on later, so work 'aard till then, an' make me proud!"
With that they marched out the door, and into the yard.