Disclaimer: I do not own Weiss Kreuz.
Author's notes:
I'd love to thank all of my reviewers, especially those who keep coming back to review each chapter. ^__^ Kachikara, Renchan, Keeshe Ka'daka(You have the most awesome name X_X), Koyuki Aode, Silver Angel, Chen-Too… and other people. X_X Sorry if I missed you… *glomps* I love you all! ^__^
Quick rant:
Microsoft word sucks. It thinks it knows everything. According to word,
Schuldich = Childish
Naoe Nagi = Nape Nagy
Fujimiya Aya = Bulimia Aye
Kudou Yohji = Kudu Ohio
Hidaka Ken = Hitachi Ken
And Takatori Reiji = Amatory Reign.
Oh yeah. I love this program. *pats paper clip affectionately*
"But, I Can't Help It!"
Chapter 5: 6 Minutes, 69 Seconds.
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And so, Weiss was going on its mission. Its very first mission since the insanity hit. They didn't know their target, they didn't know how to kill, and they didn't know how to be quiet.
And it was at a nuclear waste site.
Joy, oh joy.
"Why'd I get stuck doin' this…" Leon wondered as the brawny blonde chewed his cheeseburger. He had been asked to accompany the group in case something should happen.
"In case". Yeah, right. So far the American detective had been doing all the work, shooting down guards at every corner.
Aya shuddered and wrapped his arms around himself, twitching. "So… dirty… nuclear… waste… must…. clean…"
"Shh, Aya-kun, be quiet! If the boogie man hears you…" Omi sniffled in worry, "the boogie man…!!"
"SHUT UP!" Leon silenced a bit too loudly. "We're here to get this Takashita Mondai person because he's the cause of your stupid disease thing! He injected the Count's pets with some evil stuff, so that's why we have to kill him!"
"Only if I get to take care of his body at the morgue afterward." Aya added smugly.
Leon began to twitch. Glancing to the side he witnessed Yotan about to do the stupidest thing he'd ever seen.
"Mmmnnn… This green stuff must be warm… hot, and gooey…"
The American threw himself at the blonde, effectively knocking him to the floor. "That's worse than the pie in American Pie II!!"
He really was not enjoying this whole "babysitting" thing.
"Look, everyone! It's a soccer ball!" Ken grinned stupidly. He ran to kick a bucket of waste, knocking it over and spilling its contents everywhere.
"Meeeeeep!" Omi clung to Yohji. "Meep." The boy quickly detached himself from the blonde, who had taken complete advantage of having the petite brunette on his chest.
"So, you all were sent to kill me?" A well-built man of about 35, with short black hair, stood at the door. Takashita Mondai. He closed his eyes and chuckled. "How idiotic, attempting such a thing when you are infected." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a hose. Yes, a hose.
Yohji ran to touch it.
Leon held him back. "Idiot! It's just a hose!"
Aya drooled. Hoses contained water.
"FLOOD! IT'S GOING TO FLOOD!" Raved Omi.
Ken grinned even wider. "Soccer ball!"
Takashita turned on the hose, spraying out a smelly rainbow-colored liquid. "Take a taste of my latest creation! You'll all be so insane soon you'll be forced into a looney bin!" Mondai cackled.
Everyone began running/hopping/skipping/dribbling to the exit, totally drenched in the concoction. And thus ended Weiss' shortest mission, of 6 minutes and 69 seconds.
Leon twitched uncontrollably.
"Oh God."
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I apologize for the long break between updates. I apologize for the length of this chapter. I apologize of the lack of plot. I apologize for the lack of humor. I apologize for my lack of writing skill. I apologize for my existence. X_X *commits hara kiri*
Anou… review, onegai? ^_^'