A/N: I already said they aren't mine…but oh well! I DON'T OWN THE LORD OF
THE RINGS CHARACTERS!
Chapter 2
Legolas pulled into the hotel and sighed.
"Finally!" he said, beginning to unload the car with Gandalf and Frodo's help.
Once everything was unloaded and stuffed in their huge room, the sun was already setting on the beach, and Frodo decided to take Sam on walk, while Legolas went outside to watch the sun set.
Gandalf stayed behind to act like a psychologist to Aragorn, and make sure Boromir didn't escape.
While walking, Frodo saw Legolas doing something odd. He was talking with a girl who looked like an elf!
The hobbit gasped because he didn't think that elves were living in this area and Sam…well…just peed on a tree.
Phrodo didn't say anything and just went back to the hotel with Sam the Chihuahua.
It was about eight o' clock when Legolas got back to the room, bringing dinner with him…and a Sailor Moon doll for Boromir.
Gandalf finally got tired of Strider's silence and slapped Aragorn across the face with a pillow.
Aragorn suddenly woke up out of his trance and hit Gandalf back, spraying feathers everywhere.
The wizard was about to attack his friend with a pillow again when Strider ducked, making Gandalf hit Frodo instead.
Frodo didn't know who hit him, so grabbed his pillow and hit Legolas over the head.
Legolas leapt in the air (he was sitting on the bed next to Phrodo, watching TV before) and landed, so the fluffy bed made Phrodo bounce high in the air.
Aragorn hit Boromir with a pillow.
Boromir started wailing and hid in the bathroom.
Gandalf 'kidnapped' Sam, and Sam went psycho and almost knocked over the cart with food on it…but the wizard held on tight.
The war went on for about an hour, when all of a sudden there was a knock at the door.
Aragorn went to get it, doing a front flip on the way to avoid a pillow Legolas had thrown at him.
It was Saruman the maid. (Yes, he was wearing the little apron, etc.)
"Oh my!" Saruman cried in a high pitched voice, "You made a meesssssss!"
Boromir stepped out of the bathroom saying, "I tooooooooold you! I had nothing to do with this! I'm leaving!"
So the man left, taking his Sailor Moon doll with him.
While Boromir was leaving, Gandalf shuddered. He swore he saw the Sailor Moon doll grin at him on Boromir's way out.
Saruman the maid shrugged and began cleaning. He told Aragorn, Gandalf, Legolas, Sam the Chihuahua, and Frodo to leave while he cleaned.
When they returned, the room was perfect, and there were even new pillows! The old pillows which they had fought with even were in a little stack with a note on top, saying:
Take these EVIL pillows! Uwah ah ah!
-Saruman the inherently evil maid
P.S.- I will make sure there is a demonic tip!!!!
Legolas shrugged and shoved the pillows into a bag.
"Now! What do you say we eat that dinner?" Aragorn said, advancing toward the cart…
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A MINI ORC BURT INTO THE ROOM AND STOLE ALL OF THE FOOD!
Gandalf was about to attack it, but then he realized that it was just a leprechaun and began watching Princess Mononoke on Cartoon Network. He loved those butt babies, those sweet little kodamas.
Legolas sighed and slumped into a chair.
Could nothing go right on this vacation?
He pulled out his portable CD player and listened to Linkin Park loudly while Frodo called room service for more food.
Legolas began singing along to Linkin Park in that elvish voice of his, so everyone became a trance. (Never mix elvish singing with Linkin Park!)
A/N: *gasp* what will happen? And I'm sorry that I spelled Frodo's name wrong! X_X
I didn't mean to…I remember I had spelled it wrong before, but I couldn't remember if it was PH or F… ^_^' So sorry. And yes, BlueBerryPancakes, it is a Jeep Wrangler (with the top off right now), a CD player, and pretty big off-road tires.
-SummonerChica
Chapter 2
Legolas pulled into the hotel and sighed.
"Finally!" he said, beginning to unload the car with Gandalf and Frodo's help.
Once everything was unloaded and stuffed in their huge room, the sun was already setting on the beach, and Frodo decided to take Sam on walk, while Legolas went outside to watch the sun set.
Gandalf stayed behind to act like a psychologist to Aragorn, and make sure Boromir didn't escape.
While walking, Frodo saw Legolas doing something odd. He was talking with a girl who looked like an elf!
The hobbit gasped because he didn't think that elves were living in this area and Sam…well…just peed on a tree.
Phrodo didn't say anything and just went back to the hotel with Sam the Chihuahua.
It was about eight o' clock when Legolas got back to the room, bringing dinner with him…and a Sailor Moon doll for Boromir.
Gandalf finally got tired of Strider's silence and slapped Aragorn across the face with a pillow.
Aragorn suddenly woke up out of his trance and hit Gandalf back, spraying feathers everywhere.
The wizard was about to attack his friend with a pillow again when Strider ducked, making Gandalf hit Frodo instead.
Frodo didn't know who hit him, so grabbed his pillow and hit Legolas over the head.
Legolas leapt in the air (he was sitting on the bed next to Phrodo, watching TV before) and landed, so the fluffy bed made Phrodo bounce high in the air.
Aragorn hit Boromir with a pillow.
Boromir started wailing and hid in the bathroom.
Gandalf 'kidnapped' Sam, and Sam went psycho and almost knocked over the cart with food on it…but the wizard held on tight.
The war went on for about an hour, when all of a sudden there was a knock at the door.
Aragorn went to get it, doing a front flip on the way to avoid a pillow Legolas had thrown at him.
It was Saruman the maid. (Yes, he was wearing the little apron, etc.)
"Oh my!" Saruman cried in a high pitched voice, "You made a meesssssss!"
Boromir stepped out of the bathroom saying, "I tooooooooold you! I had nothing to do with this! I'm leaving!"
So the man left, taking his Sailor Moon doll with him.
While Boromir was leaving, Gandalf shuddered. He swore he saw the Sailor Moon doll grin at him on Boromir's way out.
Saruman the maid shrugged and began cleaning. He told Aragorn, Gandalf, Legolas, Sam the Chihuahua, and Frodo to leave while he cleaned.
When they returned, the room was perfect, and there were even new pillows! The old pillows which they had fought with even were in a little stack with a note on top, saying:
Take these EVIL pillows! Uwah ah ah!
-Saruman the inherently evil maid
P.S.- I will make sure there is a demonic tip!!!!
Legolas shrugged and shoved the pillows into a bag.
"Now! What do you say we eat that dinner?" Aragorn said, advancing toward the cart…
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A MINI ORC BURT INTO THE ROOM AND STOLE ALL OF THE FOOD!
Gandalf was about to attack it, but then he realized that it was just a leprechaun and began watching Princess Mononoke on Cartoon Network. He loved those butt babies, those sweet little kodamas.
Legolas sighed and slumped into a chair.
Could nothing go right on this vacation?
He pulled out his portable CD player and listened to Linkin Park loudly while Frodo called room service for more food.
Legolas began singing along to Linkin Park in that elvish voice of his, so everyone became a trance. (Never mix elvish singing with Linkin Park!)
A/N: *gasp* what will happen? And I'm sorry that I spelled Frodo's name wrong! X_X
I didn't mean to…I remember I had spelled it wrong before, but I couldn't remember if it was PH or F… ^_^' So sorry. And yes, BlueBerryPancakes, it is a Jeep Wrangler (with the top off right now), a CD player, and pretty big off-road tires.
-SummonerChica