A/N: Blah blah blah don't own blah blah
Chapter 3
Back to where we left the fellowship…
Legolas began hopping around, half dancing to Linkin Park. Of course, this made his CD skip…so Gandalf, Frodo, Aragorn, and Sam the Chihuahua were going in and out of trances.
When the CD ended, Gandalf slapped the elf.
"Dude, you slapped me!"
"Dude! You deserved it!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude! What's that?" Gandalf cried as ten shadows crept past the window.
*Knock knock knock*
Sam the Chihuahua growled as Frodo crawled toward the door and opened it.
Standing there (looking rather silly) was Sauron wearing a fluffy pink tutu, and behind him stood the nine wraiths wearing fruity pink cloaks.
"I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!" Sauron shouted, "WRAITHS! DO YOUR JOB!"
The nine just stood there, hissing among themselves.
"DARN YOU, YOU DUMB DANCEWRAITHS! I SAID DO YOUR JOB! DANCE!" Sauron yelled at his 'evil' minions.
"What's up with this fruit?" Wraith # 1 hissed.
"He used to be cool!" Wraith #2 agreed.
Sauron pulled out something to threaten the wraiths with…THE WIGGLES DANCE PARTY!!!!!
"I love The Wiggles!" Sauron said as he hugged the tape.
The wraiths suddenly broke into a very complicated ballet.
"UWAH AH AH! I AM NOW THE LORD OF THE DANCE!"
Aragorn fainted.
Gandalf ran and hid in the bathroom.
Frodo held Sam the Chihuahua tight.
Legolas covered his eyes.
And Sam, well…peed where he was, so Frodo found a 'mysterious wet spot' on his cloak later on.
"GIVE ME THE CRYSTAL!" shouted Sauron.
"Okay honey poo!" Frodo said.
Legolas gave Frodo a dirty look and Frodo just shrugged.
"It seemed the right thing to say," he said, defending him self.
Aragorn suddenly awoke and said, "I have to peeeeeeeeee!"
He then ran to the bathroom and after a few seconds, there came the sound of Gandalf's scream.
The wizard ran out of the bathroom, staff in hand.
"Disgusting! Absolutely disgusting!" he muttered, but then (only Legolas heard this part because of his groovy elf ears) he whispered, "At first I thought he was a woman, but same with that elf thing over there."
The wraiths continued their dance and Sauron stood there impatiently.
" I said hand me the crystal!" he whined.
All of a sudden, Gollum burst into the room, and as soon as he saw Sam the Chihuahua, fell in love. He just didn't understand that Sam was a GUY.
So this continued for about an hour, when Aragorn walked out of the bathroom aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand…laughed at what Legolas was leading Gandalf and Frodo in…yoga.
Though Aragorn didn't know what it was, so he tapped the elf on the shoulder and asked, "Whatcha dooooooooooin'?"
"Yoga."
"No. There is another. Yoda, man! That's crazy! But you do have the pointy ears…just like the little green chickpea…"
Legolas gave up, when Frodo came up with an idea.
Sauron and the wraiths kept on dancing…
And Frodo just shut the door on them and locked it.
Gollum fled after being slapped by Sam (Chihuahua slapped!).
Gandalf grumbled and hopped into bed. Aragorn put on Cartoon Network and saw Sailor Moon was on.
"Ooooooooooooh! Short skirrrrrrrrrrts!" Strider said.
Frodo slapped Strider upside the head for saying that.
"Can't you get the true meaning?" Frodo cried.
*Get ready for a big speech*
"Can't you see that they are soldiers who (much like the Power Rangers) fight under the moonlight for the power of love? They protect the world though they are all you girls and…"
*Radio gets turned up*
SHUT UP! SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YOU! SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!
"Legolas! Turn down that funky music!" Gandalf said, sitting up angrily, "Or I'll trim that hair! Now go to sleep! Punk kids…"
Legolas looked extremely hurt and went to sleep.
Frodo looked suspiciously at Strider. He had switched the TV to MTV.
On the TV…
The announcer smiled and said, "NOW, FOR BEHIND THE MOVIES…LORD OF THE RINGS!"
"Huh?!?!?!?!?!??!" Frodo cried.
"Groovy. All those chickpeas doin' a show about us…it's groovy, man!" Aragorn said.
Sam looked up, thinking, 'Dumb humans, they spend all their time watching TV and not thinking about the meaning of life which they all know…and all dogs know…because it is…'
*Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
'Oh crap. I just wet the floor.'
"Sam! Shush! The groovy dudes are talkin'!"
The announcer continued…
"So, here we view Elijah Wood, Orlando Bloom, and Ian McKellen (or whatever the actor's name is that plays Gandalf) doing their late night activities…"
"Orlando Bloom has first agreed to do an interview," Lucy Lu the reporter said.
Now we view Legolas strapped down in a chair, trying to escape.
"So, Orlando Bloom, what was it like acting with Ian and Elijah and Agent Smith (Elrond)?"
"WHO THE HECK IS THIS "ORLANDO" PERSON YOU KEEP BABBLING ON ABOUT, YOU CRAZY WOMAN! I TOLD YOU MY NAME IS LEGOLAS!" Legolas shouted insanely. He then wigged out again and tried to escape.
He succeeded and all of the security goons popped out and began chasing him.
Now we view Legolas running in the woods, several tranquilizer darts in his butt.
He escapes and then it goes to Frodo…in a shower…
"THIS IS TERRIBLY EMBARRASSING!" Frodo shouted.
"Law suit!" Strider shouted, and was attacked by lightning bolts for waking Gandalf up.
A/N: You all get the Sam the Chihuahua thing, right? I was making fun of Sam's loyal doggedness to Frodo. Sorry about the long chapter…and I bet it's sorda boring…but I have some stuff coming up! ^_^ Pleeeeeeeeeeeease review! I have currently 13 reviews… Oh! And, by the way, you'l get the crystal thing if you've seen Cool World. @_@ Well, I'm off to grab some Gummi Bears and listen to Jimmy Eat World…
Ciao.
-SummonerChica
Chapter 3
Back to where we left the fellowship…
Legolas began hopping around, half dancing to Linkin Park. Of course, this made his CD skip…so Gandalf, Frodo, Aragorn, and Sam the Chihuahua were going in and out of trances.
When the CD ended, Gandalf slapped the elf.
"Dude, you slapped me!"
"Dude! You deserved it!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude! What's that?" Gandalf cried as ten shadows crept past the window.
*Knock knock knock*
Sam the Chihuahua growled as Frodo crawled toward the door and opened it.
Standing there (looking rather silly) was Sauron wearing a fluffy pink tutu, and behind him stood the nine wraiths wearing fruity pink cloaks.
"I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!" Sauron shouted, "WRAITHS! DO YOUR JOB!"
The nine just stood there, hissing among themselves.
"DARN YOU, YOU DUMB DANCEWRAITHS! I SAID DO YOUR JOB! DANCE!" Sauron yelled at his 'evil' minions.
"What's up with this fruit?" Wraith # 1 hissed.
"He used to be cool!" Wraith #2 agreed.
Sauron pulled out something to threaten the wraiths with…THE WIGGLES DANCE PARTY!!!!!
"I love The Wiggles!" Sauron said as he hugged the tape.
The wraiths suddenly broke into a very complicated ballet.
"UWAH AH AH! I AM NOW THE LORD OF THE DANCE!"
Aragorn fainted.
Gandalf ran and hid in the bathroom.
Frodo held Sam the Chihuahua tight.
Legolas covered his eyes.
And Sam, well…peed where he was, so Frodo found a 'mysterious wet spot' on his cloak later on.
"GIVE ME THE CRYSTAL!" shouted Sauron.
"Okay honey poo!" Frodo said.
Legolas gave Frodo a dirty look and Frodo just shrugged.
"It seemed the right thing to say," he said, defending him self.
Aragorn suddenly awoke and said, "I have to peeeeeeeeee!"
He then ran to the bathroom and after a few seconds, there came the sound of Gandalf's scream.
The wizard ran out of the bathroom, staff in hand.
"Disgusting! Absolutely disgusting!" he muttered, but then (only Legolas heard this part because of his groovy elf ears) he whispered, "At first I thought he was a woman, but same with that elf thing over there."
The wraiths continued their dance and Sauron stood there impatiently.
" I said hand me the crystal!" he whined.
All of a sudden, Gollum burst into the room, and as soon as he saw Sam the Chihuahua, fell in love. He just didn't understand that Sam was a GUY.
So this continued for about an hour, when Aragorn walked out of the bathroom aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand…laughed at what Legolas was leading Gandalf and Frodo in…yoga.
Though Aragorn didn't know what it was, so he tapped the elf on the shoulder and asked, "Whatcha dooooooooooin'?"
"Yoga."
"No. There is another. Yoda, man! That's crazy! But you do have the pointy ears…just like the little green chickpea…"
Legolas gave up, when Frodo came up with an idea.
Sauron and the wraiths kept on dancing…
And Frodo just shut the door on them and locked it.
Gollum fled after being slapped by Sam (Chihuahua slapped!).
Gandalf grumbled and hopped into bed. Aragorn put on Cartoon Network and saw Sailor Moon was on.
"Ooooooooooooh! Short skirrrrrrrrrrts!" Strider said.
Frodo slapped Strider upside the head for saying that.
"Can't you get the true meaning?" Frodo cried.
*Get ready for a big speech*
"Can't you see that they are soldiers who (much like the Power Rangers) fight under the moonlight for the power of love? They protect the world though they are all you girls and…"
*Radio gets turned up*
SHUT UP! SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YOU! SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!
"Legolas! Turn down that funky music!" Gandalf said, sitting up angrily, "Or I'll trim that hair! Now go to sleep! Punk kids…"
Legolas looked extremely hurt and went to sleep.
Frodo looked suspiciously at Strider. He had switched the TV to MTV.
On the TV…
The announcer smiled and said, "NOW, FOR BEHIND THE MOVIES…LORD OF THE RINGS!"
"Huh?!?!?!?!?!??!" Frodo cried.
"Groovy. All those chickpeas doin' a show about us…it's groovy, man!" Aragorn said.
Sam looked up, thinking, 'Dumb humans, they spend all their time watching TV and not thinking about the meaning of life which they all know…and all dogs know…because it is…'
*Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
'Oh crap. I just wet the floor.'
"Sam! Shush! The groovy dudes are talkin'!"
The announcer continued…
"So, here we view Elijah Wood, Orlando Bloom, and Ian McKellen (or whatever the actor's name is that plays Gandalf) doing their late night activities…"
"Orlando Bloom has first agreed to do an interview," Lucy Lu the reporter said.
Now we view Legolas strapped down in a chair, trying to escape.
"So, Orlando Bloom, what was it like acting with Ian and Elijah and Agent Smith (Elrond)?"
"WHO THE HECK IS THIS "ORLANDO" PERSON YOU KEEP BABBLING ON ABOUT, YOU CRAZY WOMAN! I TOLD YOU MY NAME IS LEGOLAS!" Legolas shouted insanely. He then wigged out again and tried to escape.
He succeeded and all of the security goons popped out and began chasing him.
Now we view Legolas running in the woods, several tranquilizer darts in his butt.
He escapes and then it goes to Frodo…in a shower…
"THIS IS TERRIBLY EMBARRASSING!" Frodo shouted.
"Law suit!" Strider shouted, and was attacked by lightning bolts for waking Gandalf up.
A/N: You all get the Sam the Chihuahua thing, right? I was making fun of Sam's loyal doggedness to Frodo. Sorry about the long chapter…and I bet it's sorda boring…but I have some stuff coming up! ^_^ Pleeeeeeeeeeeease review! I have currently 13 reviews… Oh! And, by the way, you'l get the crystal thing if you've seen Cool World. @_@ Well, I'm off to grab some Gummi Bears and listen to Jimmy Eat World…
Ciao.
-SummonerChica