Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't LOTR, and, hmm… if you
do…YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUCKY!
A/N: ^_^ Okay, I'm thinking of wrapping this thing up sometime soon…unless I get reviews that tell me otherwise! ^_~'
Chapter 4!!!!!!!
Sure enough, the Fellowship sued the people who made 'Behind the Movies'…and here is the day they go to court. They're suing for 100,000,000,000 dollars! *GUWAH AH AH!*
Legolas walked in wearing a tight gray suit, Gandalf wearing his usual clothes, Frodo wearing a light blue tuxedo, and Sam the Chihuahua wore a fluffy pink sweater. (Like in Legally Blonde!)
Frodo looked at Legolas with his big blue eyes.
"I wonder if master Strider is EVER going to arrive!" he said.
The elf just shrugged and looked around. It was the ranger's lawsuit, they were just supporting him!
Just then Aragorn ran in wearing a pink-and-white striped leotard.
"I apologize!" he cried.
"What happened to you?" said Gandalf.
"Someone stole my clothes!"
Suddenly, Saruman the inherently evil made burst in.
"I STOLE YOUR CLOTHES! AND I SPILLED RED KOOL-AID ON THEM!" Saruman the White shouted.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Dunadan (Aragorn, Strider, WHATEVER THE HECK YOU WANT TO SAY!) cried.
"YES! THAT! AND THE TRUTH IS THAT…I'M YOUR BROTHER'S UNCLE'S COUSIN'S NEPHEW'S FORMER ROOMMATE!"
A/N: Is that what it is? Something like that…ANYWAY!
*gasps are heard all over the court room*
"What does that make us?" Strider asked.
"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! WHICH IS WHAT THESE STAINS ARE ABOUT TO BECOME!"
Saruman then suddenly was on his own infomercial.
"Sauron's stain away REALLY works! See this awful stains, red kool-aid never comes out! OR SO YOU THOUGHT! GUWAH AH AH!"
He then dipped it in a bucket and pulled it out…
"CONFOUND THIS!" he said. The clothes had disintegrated in the solution.
"Made of 10% Legolas's shampoo, and 90% Orc urine!" the announcer said in that fake-sounding voice that most announcers have.
"How'd they get my shampoo?!?!?" Legolas cried, "OH THE HUMANITY!"
Legolas then passed out, and Frodo just stood there, trying to wake the elf by kicking him.
Frodo then looked up with an angry expression on his face.
"Let me have my vacation," he hissed at Saruman the inherently evil maid.
Frodo then pulled out Sting and tried to attack the maid.
Security Guard Merry and Security Guard Pippin restrained Frodo and Security Guard Gollum threw Saruman out of the courtroom.
Then, the defendants walked in.
They were…Randy S., Will Ferrel, Mrs. Tiggywinkle the hedgehog, Cool Spot, and a hamster named Phil.
A/N: I don't own them either! Although I thought of the hamster named Phil…so he's mine! ^_^ *I'll explain who the other people are later!
"All rise for the honorable Judge Elrond!" a military-ish voice said automatically.
And Elrond walked in, just as Legolas was awoken.
"Look at my spiffy pants!" Elrond said, holding up a pair of gold shiny plastic pants for all to see.
Frodo then came up with a very bright idea.
"I KNOW! FORGET THE COURTROOM! WE CAN SETTLE THIS ON JERRY SPRINGER!" he shouted.
Legolas looked at the halfling with approval. He was one smart little bugger.
Everybody murmured approvals…and so…since I don't want to make a huge chapter…in the next and *gasp* possibly final chapter of this fanfic there will be the JERRY SPRINGER SHOW!!!! -also isn't mine
A/N: Okay, I told you I'd tell you about the defendants…Randy is my sister's boyfriend (who I despise, so I can have a lot of fun with him on the Jerry Springer show!), and I think you all know who Will Ferrel is, I thought of Phil the hamster, and Cool Spot is the old 7up logo, (He's really cute!) and alas, there is Mrs. Tiggywinkle. A very sad story. It was my sister's friend's hamster who was so sweet. But, sadly, she died a few years back. Write more later!
-SummonerChica
A/N: ^_^ Okay, I'm thinking of wrapping this thing up sometime soon…unless I get reviews that tell me otherwise! ^_~'
Chapter 4!!!!!!!
Sure enough, the Fellowship sued the people who made 'Behind the Movies'…and here is the day they go to court. They're suing for 100,000,000,000 dollars! *GUWAH AH AH!*
Legolas walked in wearing a tight gray suit, Gandalf wearing his usual clothes, Frodo wearing a light blue tuxedo, and Sam the Chihuahua wore a fluffy pink sweater. (Like in Legally Blonde!)
Frodo looked at Legolas with his big blue eyes.
"I wonder if master Strider is EVER going to arrive!" he said.
The elf just shrugged and looked around. It was the ranger's lawsuit, they were just supporting him!
Just then Aragorn ran in wearing a pink-and-white striped leotard.
"I apologize!" he cried.
"What happened to you?" said Gandalf.
"Someone stole my clothes!"
Suddenly, Saruman the inherently evil made burst in.
"I STOLE YOUR CLOTHES! AND I SPILLED RED KOOL-AID ON THEM!" Saruman the White shouted.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Dunadan (Aragorn, Strider, WHATEVER THE HECK YOU WANT TO SAY!) cried.
"YES! THAT! AND THE TRUTH IS THAT…I'M YOUR BROTHER'S UNCLE'S COUSIN'S NEPHEW'S FORMER ROOMMATE!"
A/N: Is that what it is? Something like that…ANYWAY!
*gasps are heard all over the court room*
"What does that make us?" Strider asked.
"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! WHICH IS WHAT THESE STAINS ARE ABOUT TO BECOME!"
Saruman then suddenly was on his own infomercial.
"Sauron's stain away REALLY works! See this awful stains, red kool-aid never comes out! OR SO YOU THOUGHT! GUWAH AH AH!"
He then dipped it in a bucket and pulled it out…
"CONFOUND THIS!" he said. The clothes had disintegrated in the solution.
"Made of 10% Legolas's shampoo, and 90% Orc urine!" the announcer said in that fake-sounding voice that most announcers have.
"How'd they get my shampoo?!?!?" Legolas cried, "OH THE HUMANITY!"
Legolas then passed out, and Frodo just stood there, trying to wake the elf by kicking him.
Frodo then looked up with an angry expression on his face.
"Let me have my vacation," he hissed at Saruman the inherently evil maid.
Frodo then pulled out Sting and tried to attack the maid.
Security Guard Merry and Security Guard Pippin restrained Frodo and Security Guard Gollum threw Saruman out of the courtroom.
Then, the defendants walked in.
They were…Randy S., Will Ferrel, Mrs. Tiggywinkle the hedgehog, Cool Spot, and a hamster named Phil.
A/N: I don't own them either! Although I thought of the hamster named Phil…so he's mine! ^_^ *I'll explain who the other people are later!
"All rise for the honorable Judge Elrond!" a military-ish voice said automatically.
And Elrond walked in, just as Legolas was awoken.
"Look at my spiffy pants!" Elrond said, holding up a pair of gold shiny plastic pants for all to see.
Frodo then came up with a very bright idea.
"I KNOW! FORGET THE COURTROOM! WE CAN SETTLE THIS ON JERRY SPRINGER!" he shouted.
Legolas looked at the halfling with approval. He was one smart little bugger.
Everybody murmured approvals…and so…since I don't want to make a huge chapter…in the next and *gasp* possibly final chapter of this fanfic there will be the JERRY SPRINGER SHOW!!!! -also isn't mine
A/N: Okay, I told you I'd tell you about the defendants…Randy is my sister's boyfriend (who I despise, so I can have a lot of fun with him on the Jerry Springer show!), and I think you all know who Will Ferrel is, I thought of Phil the hamster, and Cool Spot is the old 7up logo, (He's really cute!) and alas, there is Mrs. Tiggywinkle. A very sad story. It was my sister's friend's hamster who was so sweet. But, sadly, she died a few years back. Write more later!
-SummonerChica