A/N: Happy Easter!
A/N: I am so sick of writing the whole, "I don't own them!" thing, but there ya go. None of the stuff mentioned in this WHOLE fanfic is mine (though I wish Legolas was mine!) except for the hamster. Though I do own a piece of crap computer that always manages to mess SOMETHING up. And, by the way, the quotes/ideas with Gandalf aren't mine either. Ooh.rain and thunder! I'm changing the style I'm writing it in.you'll see what I mean.it's like the scripty thing.
Chapter 6
*Starts out with Frodo and Legolas playing You Don't Know Jack in the Hotel Room*
Frodo: *laughs evilly* BOOYA! I beat you fifteen times in a row! Uh-huh, uh- huh, Who's your daddy?!
Legolas: *staring at computer screen* Plaaaaaaaaaay.
Frodo: *glances at clock* It's two AM, I'm just going to go get a snack.
Legolas: It wantssssssssss to getttssssssssss itssssssssssself a sssssssssnack, shall we let it, my precioussssssssssssssssss? Eh?
Frodo: *reaches over to laptop and presses the OFF button*
Legolas: *does the evil face thing Bilbo does in the movie*
Frodo: *Grabs Sam the Chihuahua, runs out of the hotel room* I'M GOING BACK! MERRY! PIPPIN! I'M COMING HOME!
Legolas: *shrugs* What was up with him? Oh, cool! You Don't Know Jack!
*Gandalf in the insane asylum*
Employee #1: Okay, Mr. Anderson. Now, it appears that you have two lives. One where you are Mr. Anderson, a regular man who pays his taxes, goes to work, and helps his landlady take out the garbage. Then you have a second life, where you are a wizard named Gandalf.
Gandalf: I know my rights. I want my phone call!
Employee #1: My name is Agent Smith!
Gandalf: What does that have to do with anything?!
Agent Smith: I dunno. Just sounded cool. Now we can do this the hard way or the easy way. You're going to help us out whether you want to or not, Mr. Anderson.
Gandalf: How about I give you the finger.and you give me my phone call? *flicks 'Agent Smith' off*
Gandalf: Give me my phone call!
Agent Smith: What good is a phone.if you can't speak?.
*Two other employees walk up, and pin Gandalf to the table.*
Agent Smith: You will be laughing too hard!
*All begin tickling his stomach*
Agent Smith: Oh, who's got a pudgy tum-tum?
Gandalf: Dear god, I'm too old for this. *laughs insanely as they tickle him*
Employee #2: Oh, he's a clever one!
Agent Smith: Yes he is!
Employee #2: *explodes*
Agent Smith: Oh my! Agent Nesbit exploded!
Gandalf: Don't be so sentimental, Smith-boy, things explode every day.
*Aragorn and Arwen*
Aragorn: Awwwwwwww, snchnooky-pie, I wuv you!
Jessica (my sister): *walks into restaurant and sees Aragorn and pushes Arwen out of the way*
Jessica: You and Randy are hot-hunks-o-man!
Arwen: *pushes Jessica away* My Tooshy Pie!
Jessica: Mine! Wait a sec, you call your boyfriend Tooshy Pie too?!
Arwen: Yeah! I called him that fiiirst!
Jessica: Did not!
Aragorn: * Watches the two people fight over him happily*
Aragorn: Aw yeah, I'm DA man! I'm a chick magnet. Nobody can resist.SUPER SCHNOOKUMS! *flexes abs and rips shirt*
Arwen: I finally got rid of her!
Aragorn: Well, there's something I've been wanting to ask you.
Arwen: Yeah?
Aragorn: Yes.you know how you're giving up your immortality to me?
Arwen: Yes.
Aragorn: Well, can I HAVE your immortality?
Arwen: No! Now I know why I end up loving someone else in the end! (Faramir??? I think.)
Arwen: *Storms out*
*Gollum* A/N: This part's gonna be sad, then cute, so, it may change how you feel about Gollum.
Gollum; *Walking in an alley.alone* Why does everybody hate Smeagol? Smeagol just wants to have a friend! The ring was nice to meeeeeeeeeeee, usually.
*stray dog wanders up to him*
Gollum: Hello! Will you be my friend?
Dog: *wags tail*
Gollum: You areeeeeeeeeeee ssssssssssso cute! *hugs the dog*
Dog: *wags tail*
Gollum: Let'ssssssss go to my housssssssssssssssssse! The Princess Bride is on tonight!
Dog: *wags tail*
Gollum: Yay!
A/N: Dear god, what am I writing? How the HECK did this story end up like this?
*Sam the Chihuahua*
Frodo: *runs, holding Sam the Chihuahua*
*The rabid squirrel runs by*
Sam: *Whines to get to the squirrel*
Frodo: *Looks from squirrel to Sam and gets an extremely cute look in his eyes, puts Sam down and Sam runs to the squirrel*
Frodo: Goodbye, Sam. I'll miss you. Have a good life. *Gets all teary-eyed and slumps back to the hotel room*
*Back to Gandalf*
Gandalf: *Passes out from lack of air because he's laughing so hard*
Agent Smith: Tee-hee!
Gandalf: *dies*
Employee #3: Oh.we killed him.
Gandalf: *comes back to life* Agent Smith: *gasp*
Gandalf: I know why you look so familiar! You're Elrond!
Agent Smith: No! I'm his twin brother, Gayrond!
Gandalf: Eew.
--------------------A & A---------------- Aragorn: Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
----------------------------Legolas----------
Legolas: *playing chutes and ladders with Frodo* Frodo: Wow, this author is totally running out of ideas. Legolas: You bet.
END CHAPTER 6
A/N: O_O
A/N: I am so sick of writing the whole, "I don't own them!" thing, but there ya go. None of the stuff mentioned in this WHOLE fanfic is mine (though I wish Legolas was mine!) except for the hamster. Though I do own a piece of crap computer that always manages to mess SOMETHING up. And, by the way, the quotes/ideas with Gandalf aren't mine either. Ooh.rain and thunder! I'm changing the style I'm writing it in.you'll see what I mean.it's like the scripty thing.
Chapter 6
*Starts out with Frodo and Legolas playing You Don't Know Jack in the Hotel Room*
Frodo: *laughs evilly* BOOYA! I beat you fifteen times in a row! Uh-huh, uh- huh, Who's your daddy?!
Legolas: *staring at computer screen* Plaaaaaaaaaay.
Frodo: *glances at clock* It's two AM, I'm just going to go get a snack.
Legolas: It wantssssssssss to getttssssssssss itssssssssssself a sssssssssnack, shall we let it, my precioussssssssssssssssss? Eh?
Frodo: *reaches over to laptop and presses the OFF button*
Legolas: *does the evil face thing Bilbo does in the movie*
Frodo: *Grabs Sam the Chihuahua, runs out of the hotel room* I'M GOING BACK! MERRY! PIPPIN! I'M COMING HOME!
Legolas: *shrugs* What was up with him? Oh, cool! You Don't Know Jack!
*Gandalf in the insane asylum*
Employee #1: Okay, Mr. Anderson. Now, it appears that you have two lives. One where you are Mr. Anderson, a regular man who pays his taxes, goes to work, and helps his landlady take out the garbage. Then you have a second life, where you are a wizard named Gandalf.
Gandalf: I know my rights. I want my phone call!
Employee #1: My name is Agent Smith!
Gandalf: What does that have to do with anything?!
Agent Smith: I dunno. Just sounded cool. Now we can do this the hard way or the easy way. You're going to help us out whether you want to or not, Mr. Anderson.
Gandalf: How about I give you the finger.and you give me my phone call? *flicks 'Agent Smith' off*
Gandalf: Give me my phone call!
Agent Smith: What good is a phone.if you can't speak?.
*Two other employees walk up, and pin Gandalf to the table.*
Agent Smith: You will be laughing too hard!
*All begin tickling his stomach*
Agent Smith: Oh, who's got a pudgy tum-tum?
Gandalf: Dear god, I'm too old for this. *laughs insanely as they tickle him*
Employee #2: Oh, he's a clever one!
Agent Smith: Yes he is!
Employee #2: *explodes*
Agent Smith: Oh my! Agent Nesbit exploded!
Gandalf: Don't be so sentimental, Smith-boy, things explode every day.
*Aragorn and Arwen*
Aragorn: Awwwwwwww, snchnooky-pie, I wuv you!
Jessica (my sister): *walks into restaurant and sees Aragorn and pushes Arwen out of the way*
Jessica: You and Randy are hot-hunks-o-man!
Arwen: *pushes Jessica away* My Tooshy Pie!
Jessica: Mine! Wait a sec, you call your boyfriend Tooshy Pie too?!
Arwen: Yeah! I called him that fiiirst!
Jessica: Did not!
Aragorn: * Watches the two people fight over him happily*
Aragorn: Aw yeah, I'm DA man! I'm a chick magnet. Nobody can resist.SUPER SCHNOOKUMS! *flexes abs and rips shirt*
Arwen: I finally got rid of her!
Aragorn: Well, there's something I've been wanting to ask you.
Arwen: Yeah?
Aragorn: Yes.you know how you're giving up your immortality to me?
Arwen: Yes.
Aragorn: Well, can I HAVE your immortality?
Arwen: No! Now I know why I end up loving someone else in the end! (Faramir??? I think.)
Arwen: *Storms out*
*Gollum* A/N: This part's gonna be sad, then cute, so, it may change how you feel about Gollum.
Gollum; *Walking in an alley.alone* Why does everybody hate Smeagol? Smeagol just wants to have a friend! The ring was nice to meeeeeeeeeeee, usually.
*stray dog wanders up to him*
Gollum: Hello! Will you be my friend?
Dog: *wags tail*
Gollum: You areeeeeeeeeeee ssssssssssso cute! *hugs the dog*
Dog: *wags tail*
Gollum: Let'ssssssss go to my housssssssssssssssssse! The Princess Bride is on tonight!
Dog: *wags tail*
Gollum: Yay!
A/N: Dear god, what am I writing? How the HECK did this story end up like this?
*Sam the Chihuahua*
Frodo: *runs, holding Sam the Chihuahua*
*The rabid squirrel runs by*
Sam: *Whines to get to the squirrel*
Frodo: *Looks from squirrel to Sam and gets an extremely cute look in his eyes, puts Sam down and Sam runs to the squirrel*
Frodo: Goodbye, Sam. I'll miss you. Have a good life. *Gets all teary-eyed and slumps back to the hotel room*
*Back to Gandalf*
Gandalf: *Passes out from lack of air because he's laughing so hard*
Agent Smith: Tee-hee!
Gandalf: *dies*
Employee #3: Oh.we killed him.
Gandalf: *comes back to life* Agent Smith: *gasp*
Gandalf: I know why you look so familiar! You're Elrond!
Agent Smith: No! I'm his twin brother, Gayrond!
Gandalf: Eew.
--------------------A & A---------------- Aragorn: Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
----------------------------Legolas----------
Legolas: *playing chutes and ladders with Frodo* Frodo: Wow, this author is totally running out of ideas. Legolas: You bet.
END CHAPTER 6
A/N: O_O