Kenshin: ORO? CHAPTER SEVEN IN A LORD OF THE RINGS VACATION?!
Me: Yes, my friend. Chapter SEVEN.
Disclaimer: Rock on, JRR. I don't own Lord of the Rings, the song lyrics in here.
-------------------SAM THE CHIHUAHUA AND THE RABID SQUIRREL------------
Rabid Squirrel: squeakity squack Sam
Sam: pant pant whine whine smile smile RS
(Translation: Rabid Squirrel: I love you, Chihuahua Sam Sam: I love you too, RS)
Rabid Squirrel: squeaker smack chew drool (Let's get married)
Sam: burp *wag, rolls around on back*
(Okay then)
So those two ran off smiling because they were married
(hey, things work differently in this animal world, a proposition automatically means you're married without a ceremony etc.)
-------------In the hotel room---------- *both singing off tune* Legolas: Drink and Drink and Drink and Drink and fight!
Frodo: And now I see a pretty girl and sleep with her tonight!
Legolas: Drink and Drink and Drink and Drink and fight!
Frodo: Okay, we've sung that song fifteen times let's think of a new one. How about Dixie Chicks?
Legolas: Mary Ann and Wanda were the best of friends all through their high school days, both members of the 4H club, both active in the FFA
Frodo: After graduation, Mary Ann went out lookin' for a brand new world. Wanda looked all around this town and all she found was Earl.
-------------The closest beach------------
Aragorn: But I love you, Arwie poo!
Arwen: I love you too, Araaaaagoooooorn!
*hug eachother*
Random group of people: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Aragorn: *picks up Arwen* come on, let's go to the movies!
Arwen: It's four in the morning. What movies are open?
Aragorn: Good point. Let's go sightseeing.
They ended up seeing a public bathroom, casino, pigeon, McDonalds, and the Dancewraiths and Sauron parading in to Victoria's Secret (they didn't know what it was) then come running out with bags of stuff, security guard in tow. Aragorn and Arwen went back on to the beach to watch the sun rise, then went back to the hotel room to find Legolas and Frodo playing strip go fish.
Legolas was down to his plaid boxers, Frodo was down to one sock, black boxers, and beater.
Arwen: I guess you should go home soon.
Frodo: But we have to get Gandalf from the insane asylum.
Aragorn: I won't go without you!
Arwen: Okay, I'll quit my job as a street janitor and come back with you!
Frodo: But we have to get Gandalf from the insane asylum.
Legolas: I don't think they heard you. We'll let them be happy and go out and get him.
----------------Insane asylum----------
Gandalf: So your parents rejected you, Gayrond?
Gayrond: And then.and then-Elrond stole my pretty purple leotard!
Gandalf: It's okay, Gayrond, It's all over now. Look how successful you are!
Gayrond: Do you really think so?
Gandalf: Yeah! Of course I do!
Employee #4: Okay, Mr. Gandalf, you're free to go.
Gandalf: Yay! Can he come with me?
Employee number 4: Of course he can.
Gayrond: Yay!
Frodo: Gandalf! You're free! And you found-Elrond?
Gayrond: GAYROND!
Legolas and Frodo: *snicker snicker*
Gayrond: Shut up!
--------------in the streets-------------
Gollum: Puppyyyyyyyyyy!!!
He then saw Gandalf, Gayrond, Legolas, and Frodo coming out of the insane asylum.
Gollum: *runs up to them* Take us hooooooooome! Take us wiiiiithh youuuuuuuu!
Frodo: Okay!
Legolas: This is going to be a very cramped trip back.
END CHAPTER 7
A/N: So their vacation is drawing to an end. If you guys want me 2 I can make a sequel.But this story is gonna end next chapter. Hope you liked it, R&R.
Me: Yes, my friend. Chapter SEVEN.
Disclaimer: Rock on, JRR. I don't own Lord of the Rings, the song lyrics in here.
-------------------SAM THE CHIHUAHUA AND THE RABID SQUIRREL------------
Rabid Squirrel: squeakity squack Sam
Sam: pant pant whine whine smile smile RS
(Translation: Rabid Squirrel: I love you, Chihuahua Sam Sam: I love you too, RS)
Rabid Squirrel: squeaker smack chew drool (Let's get married)
Sam: burp *wag, rolls around on back*
(Okay then)
So those two ran off smiling because they were married
(hey, things work differently in this animal world, a proposition automatically means you're married without a ceremony etc.)
-------------In the hotel room---------- *both singing off tune* Legolas: Drink and Drink and Drink and Drink and fight!
Frodo: And now I see a pretty girl and sleep with her tonight!
Legolas: Drink and Drink and Drink and Drink and fight!
Frodo: Okay, we've sung that song fifteen times let's think of a new one. How about Dixie Chicks?
Legolas: Mary Ann and Wanda were the best of friends all through their high school days, both members of the 4H club, both active in the FFA
Frodo: After graduation, Mary Ann went out lookin' for a brand new world. Wanda looked all around this town and all she found was Earl.
-------------The closest beach------------
Aragorn: But I love you, Arwie poo!
Arwen: I love you too, Araaaaagoooooorn!
*hug eachother*
Random group of people: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Aragorn: *picks up Arwen* come on, let's go to the movies!
Arwen: It's four in the morning. What movies are open?
Aragorn: Good point. Let's go sightseeing.
They ended up seeing a public bathroom, casino, pigeon, McDonalds, and the Dancewraiths and Sauron parading in to Victoria's Secret (they didn't know what it was) then come running out with bags of stuff, security guard in tow. Aragorn and Arwen went back on to the beach to watch the sun rise, then went back to the hotel room to find Legolas and Frodo playing strip go fish.
Legolas was down to his plaid boxers, Frodo was down to one sock, black boxers, and beater.
Arwen: I guess you should go home soon.
Frodo: But we have to get Gandalf from the insane asylum.
Aragorn: I won't go without you!
Arwen: Okay, I'll quit my job as a street janitor and come back with you!
Frodo: But we have to get Gandalf from the insane asylum.
Legolas: I don't think they heard you. We'll let them be happy and go out and get him.
----------------Insane asylum----------
Gandalf: So your parents rejected you, Gayrond?
Gayrond: And then.and then-Elrond stole my pretty purple leotard!
Gandalf: It's okay, Gayrond, It's all over now. Look how successful you are!
Gayrond: Do you really think so?
Gandalf: Yeah! Of course I do!
Employee #4: Okay, Mr. Gandalf, you're free to go.
Gandalf: Yay! Can he come with me?
Employee number 4: Of course he can.
Gayrond: Yay!
Frodo: Gandalf! You're free! And you found-Elrond?
Gayrond: GAYROND!
Legolas and Frodo: *snicker snicker*
Gayrond: Shut up!
--------------in the streets-------------
Gollum: Puppyyyyyyyyyy!!!
He then saw Gandalf, Gayrond, Legolas, and Frodo coming out of the insane asylum.
Gollum: *runs up to them* Take us hooooooooome! Take us wiiiiithh youuuuuuuu!
Frodo: Okay!
Legolas: This is going to be a very cramped trip back.
END CHAPTER 7
A/N: So their vacation is drawing to an end. If you guys want me 2 I can make a sequel.But this story is gonna end next chapter. Hope you liked it, R&R.