Authors note: I don't own the Newsies although I do wish I owned spot.
Europa is my friend at school. Please read and review thank you.
Welcome to the dating game here's your host Yanchi.
Yanchi runs out and waves at the crowd
Yanchi: Thank you, Today's show we have a young women from Manhattan, New York. She works or is a butcher and owns her own butcher shop. She loves cooking, figures, and enjoys horror movies. All right please welcome Europa to the show.
Europa walks out wearing a German army jacket over a bowling shirt with dickies and converse shoes on.
Europa: Thank you Yanchi is it.
Yanchi: Yeah (gives a weird look), ummm so Europa it says here you're a butcher.
Europa: That's right.
Yanchi: so can you tell us something about being a butcher?
Europa: sure
Yanchi:……………………okay
Europa: oh now
Yanchi: Yes now. (Getting a little annoyed)
Europa: Well let's see, I basically butcher or cut up meat and sell it.
Yanchi: how interesting (She really doesn't think it's interesting at all)
Europa: Yeah it is, I recommend everybody to become a butcher.
Yanchi: Wouldn't that be nice, okay anyway it also says here you like cooking and watching horror movies, is that right.
Europa: Dam straight, cooking is something I love to do. The only thing I love more than cooking is probably eating my own cooking.
Yanchi and audience laugh.
Europa: No seriously.
Yanchi: so you like watching scary movies.
Europa: Yeah especially when theirs a lot of blood and stuff.
Yanchi: (gives a weird look) Yeah well okay I think we should start the game.
Europa slowly walks to her seat. (She does it just to annoy Yanchi)
Europa: okay (reads the questions to herself)
Yanchi: ummmmmm okay
Europa: oh, you want me to read it out loud, gotcha. If I where a meat what type of meat would I be? Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: That's a weird question to ask.
Europa: Why's it weird.
Bachelor #1: oh no I'm just saying that it sort of is, don't take it personally.
Europa: Too late for that isn't it. I think my fist wants to meet your face after the show.
Bachelor #1: What, stop taking it personally,
Europa: Bachelor #2 same question?
Bachelor #2:…………………………. (Silence)
Europa: Hello, Bachelor #2 answers the question.
Bachelor #2: (silence)
Europa: okay Bachelor #3
Bachelor #3: Hiya doll face, I'd say you're a nice juicy piece of steak
Europa: What's that supposed to mean are you calling me fat, cause I'm not fat okay
Bachelor #3: what, you asked what type of meat you where and I told you
Europa: That was a trick question. Strike one for you
Bachelor #3: What, forget it
Europa: Next Question If I needed help at my butcher shop would you help me? Bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: (silence)
Bachelor #1: Hey you skipped me.
Europa: I wonder why. Bachelor # 3
Bachelor #3: You know I would help you with anything, like taking your bra off or helping me take my shirt off.
Europa: (lifts one eyebrow) Excuse me
Bachelor #3: That's right baby you can have this package for only five easy payments of Kisses.
Europa: I don't think so.
Bachelor #3: I know you want me, every women wants me. I'm gods gift to women.
Europa: okay………… You know what Yanchi I already decided who I'm going to pick
Yanchi: Oh I wonder who. (Tries to look shocked)
Europa: Defiantly Bachelor #2,
Crowd: What!!!!!!!!!
Bachelor #3: What!!!!!!
Yanchi: (really looks shocked)
Europa: That's right
Yanchi: okay Bachelor #2 come on over
Oh behold it's its Bumlets, That's right people.
Yanchi: May I ask why Bumlets
Europa: He's so sweet and kind.
(Silence)
Bachelor #3 who is spot stomps over to Europa
Spot: I'm gods gift to women look at me I'm gorgeous
Europa: (Looks at him, then turns to Bumlets) Like I was saying he's sweet and kind and cute.
Bumlets: (silence)
Spot: I'm gods gift I tell yah, nobody says no to spot colons. Nobody
Europa: where's that Bachelor #1, I have something for him
Bachelor #1 comes out and who is none other than blink.
Europa: come here Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: What, oh no.
Europa: My fist needs a little talk with your face
Blink starts running around the set chased by Europa
Bumlets: (silence)
Spot: I'm gods gift I tell you, gods gift
Yanchi: Well that's it for this episode of Yanchi's dating game please join me next time hopefully with normal people. That's it where's my agent.
Welcome to the dating game here's your host Yanchi.
Yanchi runs out and waves at the crowd
Yanchi: Thank you, Today's show we have a young women from Manhattan, New York. She works or is a butcher and owns her own butcher shop. She loves cooking, figures, and enjoys horror movies. All right please welcome Europa to the show.
Europa walks out wearing a German army jacket over a bowling shirt with dickies and converse shoes on.
Europa: Thank you Yanchi is it.
Yanchi: Yeah (gives a weird look), ummm so Europa it says here you're a butcher.
Europa: That's right.
Yanchi: so can you tell us something about being a butcher?
Europa: sure
Yanchi:……………………okay
Europa: oh now
Yanchi: Yes now. (Getting a little annoyed)
Europa: Well let's see, I basically butcher or cut up meat and sell it.
Yanchi: how interesting (She really doesn't think it's interesting at all)
Europa: Yeah it is, I recommend everybody to become a butcher.
Yanchi: Wouldn't that be nice, okay anyway it also says here you like cooking and watching horror movies, is that right.
Europa: Dam straight, cooking is something I love to do. The only thing I love more than cooking is probably eating my own cooking.
Yanchi and audience laugh.
Europa: No seriously.
Yanchi: so you like watching scary movies.
Europa: Yeah especially when theirs a lot of blood and stuff.
Yanchi: (gives a weird look) Yeah well okay I think we should start the game.
Europa slowly walks to her seat. (She does it just to annoy Yanchi)
Europa: okay (reads the questions to herself)
Yanchi: ummmmmm okay
Europa: oh, you want me to read it out loud, gotcha. If I where a meat what type of meat would I be? Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: That's a weird question to ask.
Europa: Why's it weird.
Bachelor #1: oh no I'm just saying that it sort of is, don't take it personally.
Europa: Too late for that isn't it. I think my fist wants to meet your face after the show.
Bachelor #1: What, stop taking it personally,
Europa: Bachelor #2 same question?
Bachelor #2:…………………………. (Silence)
Europa: Hello, Bachelor #2 answers the question.
Bachelor #2: (silence)
Europa: okay Bachelor #3
Bachelor #3: Hiya doll face, I'd say you're a nice juicy piece of steak
Europa: What's that supposed to mean are you calling me fat, cause I'm not fat okay
Bachelor #3: what, you asked what type of meat you where and I told you
Europa: That was a trick question. Strike one for you
Bachelor #3: What, forget it
Europa: Next Question If I needed help at my butcher shop would you help me? Bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: (silence)
Bachelor #1: Hey you skipped me.
Europa: I wonder why. Bachelor # 3
Bachelor #3: You know I would help you with anything, like taking your bra off or helping me take my shirt off.
Europa: (lifts one eyebrow) Excuse me
Bachelor #3: That's right baby you can have this package for only five easy payments of Kisses.
Europa: I don't think so.
Bachelor #3: I know you want me, every women wants me. I'm gods gift to women.
Europa: okay………… You know what Yanchi I already decided who I'm going to pick
Yanchi: Oh I wonder who. (Tries to look shocked)
Europa: Defiantly Bachelor #2,
Crowd: What!!!!!!!!!
Bachelor #3: What!!!!!!
Yanchi: (really looks shocked)
Europa: That's right
Yanchi: okay Bachelor #2 come on over
Oh behold it's its Bumlets, That's right people.
Yanchi: May I ask why Bumlets
Europa: He's so sweet and kind.
(Silence)
Bachelor #3 who is spot stomps over to Europa
Spot: I'm gods gift to women look at me I'm gorgeous
Europa: (Looks at him, then turns to Bumlets) Like I was saying he's sweet and kind and cute.
Bumlets: (silence)
Spot: I'm gods gift I tell yah, nobody says no to spot colons. Nobody
Europa: where's that Bachelor #1, I have something for him
Bachelor #1 comes out and who is none other than blink.
Europa: come here Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: What, oh no.
Europa: My fist needs a little talk with your face
Blink starts running around the set chased by Europa
Bumlets: (silence)
Spot: I'm gods gift I tell you, gods gift
Yanchi: Well that's it for this episode of Yanchi's dating game please join me next time hopefully with normal people. That's it where's my agent.