Authors note: In the last chapter I accidentally put Mush instead of
Bumlets. Sorry about that. I don't own the Newsies only Yanchi, which is a
made up character. Grace is this girl that I really dislike.
Welcome to the dating game here's your host Yanchi.
Yanchi: Thank you, thank you. Looks like a full house tonight. (Looks out at the crowd).
Well tonight's guest comes from the upper side of town. She enjoys shopping and studying for school. Give a warm welcome for Grace.
Grace: Thank you Yanchi (shakes hands with Yanchi)
Yanchi: Do you have a job because it isn't mentioned on my card?
Grace: Who needs a job when your fathers the mayor of New York. (Laughs)
Yanchi: So you're the mayor's daughter
Grace: What do you think?
Yanchi: So how's it like being the mayor's daughter.
Grace: Well it's not an easy job like everybody thinks it is.
Yanchi: Really can you tell us what you do in an average day?
Grace: Well I wake up and get ready for school, then I get a ride in my limo to school, I talk to my friends and attended my classes, then I come home in my limo, do my homework, go down for dinner, talk to my friends on the phone, study for any test that I have, then I go to sleep. So see I have a lot of work to do. Oh yeah did I mention that I do television appearances.
Yanchi: ………okay, it also says here that you enjoy shopping.
Grace: Shopping is my life. I at least need to spend a thousand or more each month or my daddy gets mad.
Yanchi: Shouldn't that money be going to homeless kids on street or to orphanages?
Grace: Why would the money go there? When it can be used for me.
Yanchi: Isn't that a selfish thing to say. Don't you care about the homeless kids?
Grace: (rolls her eyes) If they worked as hard as me then they wouldn't be on the streets in the first place.
Crowd: booooooooooooo
Grace: what it's true. Don't be a hater.
Yanchi: well that's enough about you lets start the game shall we.
Grace heads to her seat
Grace: Where would you take me on our first date? Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: To a casino.
Grace: Why would you take me to a casino? (Cold tone)
Bachelor #1: casinos are fun. Hey if you don't like the casino then we can go to the racetrack, huh baby.
Grace: First off it's Grace and no we will not go to a casino or a racetrack.
Bachelor #1: fine (mumbles something that sounded like bitch)
Grace: Bachelor #2?
Bachelor #2: Hey sweet face, I'd take yah back to my place with me bother and hang out.
Grace: First off it's with my brother and why would I want to go hang out with your brother?
Bachelor #2: I don't know, it was just…
Grace: just what, huh
Bachelor #2: Nothing
Grace: That's what I thought. Bachelor #3.
Bachelor #3: I'd take you to a nice restraunt then a walk on the Manhattan bridge. I'd give you my jacket and a kiss goodnight.
Grace: oh how sweet, you other two Bachelors could learn a thing or two from Bachelor #3.
(Bachelor #3 grins)
Grace: How would you make my father like you? Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: I'd play cards with him, if I win your mine if he wins I get lost.
Grace: What are you some kind of gamble-holic.
Bachelor #1: Hey, I like to call it entertainment
Grace: Whatever, Bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: I'd give him to the count of three to let me date you or else he'll get one in the eye.
Grace: What do you mean one to the eye?
Bachelor #2: You know a punch in the face
Grace: I don't think so, Bachelor #3
Bachelor #3: I'd show him that I wasn't a good guy by joining your family for dinner so they would get to know me.
Grace: (blushes)
Yanchi: Well who is it going to be Bachelor #1, 2, or 3?
Crowd: I feel sorry for the sucker who dates her
Grace: Who else, but three.
Yanchi: come on over Bachelor #3
Bachelor #3 comes over and guess who it is les, yes les
Grace: (mouth drops) What, I'm not dating a little boy
Les: Hey I'm not little; I'm 15 years old
Grace: Your short and you look like a baby
Les: I'm not a baby
Bachelor #1, and 2 come over. Bachelor #1 is no other than racetrack. Bachelor #3 is Oscar one of the Delancy brothers
Racetrack: Should have picked me sweetie, but I wouldn't have dated you.
Grace: why not
Racetrack: Well first off you're a bitch, second of all you talked bad about casinos and racetracks
Grace: am not
Oscar: Racetracks right for once you are a bitch
Crowd: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
Grace: noooooooo (starts crying)
Yanchi: well that's if for Yanchi's dating game. Please join me next time. Somebody get the crybaby out of here.
Welcome to the dating game here's your host Yanchi.
Yanchi: Thank you, thank you. Looks like a full house tonight. (Looks out at the crowd).
Well tonight's guest comes from the upper side of town. She enjoys shopping and studying for school. Give a warm welcome for Grace.
Grace: Thank you Yanchi (shakes hands with Yanchi)
Yanchi: Do you have a job because it isn't mentioned on my card?
Grace: Who needs a job when your fathers the mayor of New York. (Laughs)
Yanchi: So you're the mayor's daughter
Grace: What do you think?
Yanchi: So how's it like being the mayor's daughter.
Grace: Well it's not an easy job like everybody thinks it is.
Yanchi: Really can you tell us what you do in an average day?
Grace: Well I wake up and get ready for school, then I get a ride in my limo to school, I talk to my friends and attended my classes, then I come home in my limo, do my homework, go down for dinner, talk to my friends on the phone, study for any test that I have, then I go to sleep. So see I have a lot of work to do. Oh yeah did I mention that I do television appearances.
Yanchi: ………okay, it also says here that you enjoy shopping.
Grace: Shopping is my life. I at least need to spend a thousand or more each month or my daddy gets mad.
Yanchi: Shouldn't that money be going to homeless kids on street or to orphanages?
Grace: Why would the money go there? When it can be used for me.
Yanchi: Isn't that a selfish thing to say. Don't you care about the homeless kids?
Grace: (rolls her eyes) If they worked as hard as me then they wouldn't be on the streets in the first place.
Crowd: booooooooooooo
Grace: what it's true. Don't be a hater.
Yanchi: well that's enough about you lets start the game shall we.
Grace heads to her seat
Grace: Where would you take me on our first date? Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: To a casino.
Grace: Why would you take me to a casino? (Cold tone)
Bachelor #1: casinos are fun. Hey if you don't like the casino then we can go to the racetrack, huh baby.
Grace: First off it's Grace and no we will not go to a casino or a racetrack.
Bachelor #1: fine (mumbles something that sounded like bitch)
Grace: Bachelor #2?
Bachelor #2: Hey sweet face, I'd take yah back to my place with me bother and hang out.
Grace: First off it's with my brother and why would I want to go hang out with your brother?
Bachelor #2: I don't know, it was just…
Grace: just what, huh
Bachelor #2: Nothing
Grace: That's what I thought. Bachelor #3.
Bachelor #3: I'd take you to a nice restraunt then a walk on the Manhattan bridge. I'd give you my jacket and a kiss goodnight.
Grace: oh how sweet, you other two Bachelors could learn a thing or two from Bachelor #3.
(Bachelor #3 grins)
Grace: How would you make my father like you? Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: I'd play cards with him, if I win your mine if he wins I get lost.
Grace: What are you some kind of gamble-holic.
Bachelor #1: Hey, I like to call it entertainment
Grace: Whatever, Bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: I'd give him to the count of three to let me date you or else he'll get one in the eye.
Grace: What do you mean one to the eye?
Bachelor #2: You know a punch in the face
Grace: I don't think so, Bachelor #3
Bachelor #3: I'd show him that I wasn't a good guy by joining your family for dinner so they would get to know me.
Grace: (blushes)
Yanchi: Well who is it going to be Bachelor #1, 2, or 3?
Crowd: I feel sorry for the sucker who dates her
Grace: Who else, but three.
Yanchi: come on over Bachelor #3
Bachelor #3 comes over and guess who it is les, yes les
Grace: (mouth drops) What, I'm not dating a little boy
Les: Hey I'm not little; I'm 15 years old
Grace: Your short and you look like a baby
Les: I'm not a baby
Bachelor #1, and 2 come over. Bachelor #1 is no other than racetrack. Bachelor #3 is Oscar one of the Delancy brothers
Racetrack: Should have picked me sweetie, but I wouldn't have dated you.
Grace: why not
Racetrack: Well first off you're a bitch, second of all you talked bad about casinos and racetracks
Grace: am not
Oscar: Racetracks right for once you are a bitch
Crowd: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
Grace: noooooooo (starts crying)
Yanchi: well that's if for Yanchi's dating game. Please join me next time. Somebody get the crybaby out of here.