Authors note: I'm going to use some newsies twice because they make the
story flow better. Mandi is my friend from school. Christine, Europa,
Mandi, and anybody else that I use don't take this story personally. If I
make you bitchy it doesn't mean you are bitchy in real life. I'm just
trying to make a joke okay so don't freak out at me. The only person that I
am offending is Grace. PLEASE REVIEW.
Welcome to the dating game here's your host Yanchi.
Yanchi: Hello and welcome to another exciting game. Today's guest comes all the way from Torrance, California. She is a professional dancer she has appeared in many movies and television series. She enjoys dancing and hopes she can teach others to dance. Awww please give a warm welcome for Mandi.
Mandi dances on stage.
Mandi: Thank you Yanchi
Yanchi: I have to ask what movies have you been in?
Mandi: hmmmmm, let me think Gone with the Wind 2, Newsies 2, Save the last dance 2, Breakdown my Palace, and I appeared on Boston Public
Yanchi: You don't have to name them all
Mandi: Actually that's all I've done
Yanchi: Oh, well it also says here that you teach young kids to dance
Mandi: ummm actually no, it says I hope to teach others to dance
Yanchi: okay
Mandi: Yeah
Yanchi: So what do you actually do?
Mandi: I actually dance
Yanchi: I think we know that, but do you go to school or have a job
Mandi: Yeah I use to go to school, but I figured why should I go it's pointless (laughs)just kidding, got yeah their
Yanchi: Yeah you got me (pretends to smile)
Mandi: yeah I go to school, I'm currently attending Yale University
Yanchi: oooooo Yale
Mandi: Yeah, I got a full scholarship
Yanchi: Scholarship oooooo impressive
Crowd: oooooooooo
Mandi: Yeah
Yanchi: Well let's start the game
Mandi walks to her seat
Mandi: Okay Bachelors the first question is Have you seen any of the movies I mentioned earlier? Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1:huh, what, Sorry what I wasn't paying attention
Mandi: It would be a good idea if you start paying attention, okay Have you seen any of the movies I mentioned earlier
Bachelor #1: ummmm yeah of course (has no clue what movies she mentioned, remember he wasn't paying attention)
Mandi: oh really, name one
Bachelor #1: ummmmm Newsies 2
Mandi: Okay so you where paying attention earlier
Bachelor #1: phew, close one
Mandi: Bachelor #2 same question
Bachelor #2: What's a movie?
Yanchi: You may know it as a flicker
Bachelor #2: Oh that why didn't you say so, I've never seen a flicker before so I haven't seen any of them
Mandi: How come (sounds angry)
Bachelor #2: I'm a newspaper boy miss, I don't get paid much
Mandi: Get a better job then, Bachelor #3 what's your answer
Bachelor #3: I snuck into a flicker once so yeah I saw one of them
Mandi: ……… okay
(silence)
Yanchi: ummm are you going to ask another guestion
Mandi: No
Yanchi: Well are you going to pick a bachelor
Mandi: No
Yanchi: Then what are you going to do
Mandi: Dance (starts dancing)
Crowd: oooooooo aaawwwwwww
Yanchi: Somebody get her off the stage
Mandi starts dancing away from the security people
Crowd: hahahahahahahaha
Yanchi: Well that's it for this episode of Yanchi's dating game. I need a drink, can somebody get me a martini
Three bachelors come over and guess who they are. Bachelor #1: Maurice, Bachelor #2: Boots, Bachelor #3: Mush
Mush, Maurice, and boots: Hey we got jipped we don't have any dates.
Yanchi: I think some my assistants need dates
Mush: So yanchi You got a boy friend
Yanchi: uhhhhh no, and I'd like to keep it that way
Mush: Are you sure (starts taking his shirt off)
Yanchi: (Stares at his nice body for a while then snaps out of it) Sec… sec… security
Security hauls him off
Mush: I'll call you
Yanchi: (blushes)
Welcome to the dating game here's your host Yanchi.
Yanchi: Hello and welcome to another exciting game. Today's guest comes all the way from Torrance, California. She is a professional dancer she has appeared in many movies and television series. She enjoys dancing and hopes she can teach others to dance. Awww please give a warm welcome for Mandi.
Mandi dances on stage.
Mandi: Thank you Yanchi
Yanchi: I have to ask what movies have you been in?
Mandi: hmmmmm, let me think Gone with the Wind 2, Newsies 2, Save the last dance 2, Breakdown my Palace, and I appeared on Boston Public
Yanchi: You don't have to name them all
Mandi: Actually that's all I've done
Yanchi: Oh, well it also says here that you teach young kids to dance
Mandi: ummm actually no, it says I hope to teach others to dance
Yanchi: okay
Mandi: Yeah
Yanchi: So what do you actually do?
Mandi: I actually dance
Yanchi: I think we know that, but do you go to school or have a job
Mandi: Yeah I use to go to school, but I figured why should I go it's pointless (laughs)just kidding, got yeah their
Yanchi: Yeah you got me (pretends to smile)
Mandi: yeah I go to school, I'm currently attending Yale University
Yanchi: oooooo Yale
Mandi: Yeah, I got a full scholarship
Yanchi: Scholarship oooooo impressive
Crowd: oooooooooo
Mandi: Yeah
Yanchi: Well let's start the game
Mandi walks to her seat
Mandi: Okay Bachelors the first question is Have you seen any of the movies I mentioned earlier? Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1:huh, what, Sorry what I wasn't paying attention
Mandi: It would be a good idea if you start paying attention, okay Have you seen any of the movies I mentioned earlier
Bachelor #1: ummmm yeah of course (has no clue what movies she mentioned, remember he wasn't paying attention)
Mandi: oh really, name one
Bachelor #1: ummmmm Newsies 2
Mandi: Okay so you where paying attention earlier
Bachelor #1: phew, close one
Mandi: Bachelor #2 same question
Bachelor #2: What's a movie?
Yanchi: You may know it as a flicker
Bachelor #2: Oh that why didn't you say so, I've never seen a flicker before so I haven't seen any of them
Mandi: How come (sounds angry)
Bachelor #2: I'm a newspaper boy miss, I don't get paid much
Mandi: Get a better job then, Bachelor #3 what's your answer
Bachelor #3: I snuck into a flicker once so yeah I saw one of them
Mandi: ……… okay
(silence)
Yanchi: ummm are you going to ask another guestion
Mandi: No
Yanchi: Well are you going to pick a bachelor
Mandi: No
Yanchi: Then what are you going to do
Mandi: Dance (starts dancing)
Crowd: oooooooo aaawwwwwww
Yanchi: Somebody get her off the stage
Mandi starts dancing away from the security people
Crowd: hahahahahahahaha
Yanchi: Well that's it for this episode of Yanchi's dating game. I need a drink, can somebody get me a martini
Three bachelors come over and guess who they are. Bachelor #1: Maurice, Bachelor #2: Boots, Bachelor #3: Mush
Mush, Maurice, and boots: Hey we got jipped we don't have any dates.
Yanchi: I think some my assistants need dates
Mush: So yanchi You got a boy friend
Yanchi: uhhhhh no, and I'd like to keep it that way
Mush: Are you sure (starts taking his shirt off)
Yanchi: (Stares at his nice body for a while then snaps out of it) Sec… sec… security
Security hauls him off
Mush: I'll call you
Yanchi: (blushes)