Authors note: Yes I'm still going to do Yanchi's dating game. Me and my
friend are having a little compotition. Whoever gets the most reviews wins
so please review my story. I promise I'll make the story's funnier than
ever.
Couple of months later
Phone starts ringing "ring ring ring"
Yanchi: I'm coming, I'm coming (picks up the phone) "hello"
Agent: Yanchi baby, how you been.
Yanchi: What do you want Charlie (Yanchi's new agent)
Charlie: Hey is that anyway to treat your buddy
Yanchi: I'm hanging up
Charlie: okay, okay I'll cut to the chase, Fox wants you to do Yanchi's Dating show
Yanchi: What
Charlie: What do you think
Yanchi: I think no
Charlie: Come on Yanchi, this is going to be better than ever
Yanchi: Hello, I almost got killed
Charlie: But you didn't, come on what do you say, huh, Their going to double your pay
Yanchi: double huh, no
Charlie: come on what do you want, you haven't had a real gig in months
Yanchi: True, but I make enough to survive
Charlie: don't you want to see your name in lights, you'll be big I tell yah
Yanchi: I'll tell yah what if they triple it I'll do it
Charlie: I don't think they'll want to do that, you know how cheap fox is
Yanchi: Triple or nothing
Charlie: I guess I can persuade them
Yanchi: That's what I pay you to do (hangs up)
Charlie: Hello……….Hello, Actors can't live with them but can't live without them
Yanchi: Agents can't live with them or without them
Couple of hours later
Phone rings
Mush: (picks up the phone) Hello
Charlie: Your not Yanchi
Mush: I know
Charlie: Where's Yanchi
Mush: not home
Charlie: Who are you
Mush: her boyfriend
Charlie: She doesn't have a boyfriend
Mush: uh I got to go (hangs up)
Charlie calls Yanchi's cell phone
Yanchi: Yanchi here
Charlie: Yanchi baby, I called your house but your boyfriend hung up on me
Yanchi: what are you talking about
Charlie: You tell me
Yanchi: I don't have a boyfriend
Charlie: Well if that isn't your boyfriend then who was that on the phone
Yanchi turns her car around towards home
Yanchi: Charlie I'll call you back
Charlie: Yanchi don't hang up, just call the cops
Yanchi hangs up
Charlie: Dam (gets in his car and drives to Yanchi's house)
Yanchi: Who the hell could be at my house
Pulls up in the drive way and opens her door to find Mush
Yanchi: Who the hell are you
Mush: don't you recognize me
Yanchi: Mush, what the hell are you doing in my house
Mush: Your maid let me in, I guess she couldn't resist my hot muscular body
Yanchi: She did what
Mush: I've been waiting for hours, I was wondering when you where going to come home
Yanchi: Get out of my house
Charlie ruches in
Charlie: (breathing hard) Is that…………. Your………….. boyfriend
Mush: Hi yeah I'm her boyfriend
Yanchi: (looks at Mush) I am not your girlfriend, Charlie call the cops
Charlie: What's the number
Yanchi: (glares at Charlie) 911
Charlie: right (dials 911)
Mush: come on Yanchi, I know you want me, why haven't you called
Yanchi: If I where you I would start running
Mush: come on baby
Cops come
Cops: what's the problem, you again
Same cops that helped arrest Allison in the last chapter
Yanchi; huh, what
Cops: We helped you when you where held hostage by that looney guest
Yanchi: oh right, anyway officer..
Cops: just call me bob and this is my partner Red
Red: how you do mam
Yanchi: okay can we please stick to the situation, this man broke into my house
The cops look at Charlie
Charlie: what
Yanchi: no not him, him (points at Mush), arrest him
Mush: I wasn't doing anything wrong I just wanted Yanchi to like me
Bob: nice story, but breaking in entering is against the law, Red read him his rights
Red reads him his rights (come on people how do I know what the rights are)
Bob: don't worry mam this criminal will be locked far away from you (takes Mush away in cuffs)
Yanchi: Thank god
Charlie: Anyway Yanchi fox says they'll do it, they'll give you triple the amount, just sign here (hands Yanchi a staclk of papers)
Yanchi: This is not the right time Charlie
Charlie: okay then I'll call you (walks out of the house)
Several days later
Charlie: sign here and here and here
Yanchi signs the contract to do Yanchi's dating game on fox
Yanchi: I can't believe I'm doing this, remind me again why I'm doing this
Charlie: For the money
Yanchi: right
Authors note: I'm not going to write for a little bit so that my friend can catch up on her fan fic. Please check up in a little bit and review my story.
Couple of months later
Phone starts ringing "ring ring ring"
Yanchi: I'm coming, I'm coming (picks up the phone) "hello"
Agent: Yanchi baby, how you been.
Yanchi: What do you want Charlie (Yanchi's new agent)
Charlie: Hey is that anyway to treat your buddy
Yanchi: I'm hanging up
Charlie: okay, okay I'll cut to the chase, Fox wants you to do Yanchi's Dating show
Yanchi: What
Charlie: What do you think
Yanchi: I think no
Charlie: Come on Yanchi, this is going to be better than ever
Yanchi: Hello, I almost got killed
Charlie: But you didn't, come on what do you say, huh, Their going to double your pay
Yanchi: double huh, no
Charlie: come on what do you want, you haven't had a real gig in months
Yanchi: True, but I make enough to survive
Charlie: don't you want to see your name in lights, you'll be big I tell yah
Yanchi: I'll tell yah what if they triple it I'll do it
Charlie: I don't think they'll want to do that, you know how cheap fox is
Yanchi: Triple or nothing
Charlie: I guess I can persuade them
Yanchi: That's what I pay you to do (hangs up)
Charlie: Hello……….Hello, Actors can't live with them but can't live without them
Yanchi: Agents can't live with them or without them
Couple of hours later
Phone rings
Mush: (picks up the phone) Hello
Charlie: Your not Yanchi
Mush: I know
Charlie: Where's Yanchi
Mush: not home
Charlie: Who are you
Mush: her boyfriend
Charlie: She doesn't have a boyfriend
Mush: uh I got to go (hangs up)
Charlie calls Yanchi's cell phone
Yanchi: Yanchi here
Charlie: Yanchi baby, I called your house but your boyfriend hung up on me
Yanchi: what are you talking about
Charlie: You tell me
Yanchi: I don't have a boyfriend
Charlie: Well if that isn't your boyfriend then who was that on the phone
Yanchi turns her car around towards home
Yanchi: Charlie I'll call you back
Charlie: Yanchi don't hang up, just call the cops
Yanchi hangs up
Charlie: Dam (gets in his car and drives to Yanchi's house)
Yanchi: Who the hell could be at my house
Pulls up in the drive way and opens her door to find Mush
Yanchi: Who the hell are you
Mush: don't you recognize me
Yanchi: Mush, what the hell are you doing in my house
Mush: Your maid let me in, I guess she couldn't resist my hot muscular body
Yanchi: She did what
Mush: I've been waiting for hours, I was wondering when you where going to come home
Yanchi: Get out of my house
Charlie ruches in
Charlie: (breathing hard) Is that…………. Your………….. boyfriend
Mush: Hi yeah I'm her boyfriend
Yanchi: (looks at Mush) I am not your girlfriend, Charlie call the cops
Charlie: What's the number
Yanchi: (glares at Charlie) 911
Charlie: right (dials 911)
Mush: come on Yanchi, I know you want me, why haven't you called
Yanchi: If I where you I would start running
Mush: come on baby
Cops come
Cops: what's the problem, you again
Same cops that helped arrest Allison in the last chapter
Yanchi; huh, what
Cops: We helped you when you where held hostage by that looney guest
Yanchi: oh right, anyway officer..
Cops: just call me bob and this is my partner Red
Red: how you do mam
Yanchi: okay can we please stick to the situation, this man broke into my house
The cops look at Charlie
Charlie: what
Yanchi: no not him, him (points at Mush), arrest him
Mush: I wasn't doing anything wrong I just wanted Yanchi to like me
Bob: nice story, but breaking in entering is against the law, Red read him his rights
Red reads him his rights (come on people how do I know what the rights are)
Bob: don't worry mam this criminal will be locked far away from you (takes Mush away in cuffs)
Yanchi: Thank god
Charlie: Anyway Yanchi fox says they'll do it, they'll give you triple the amount, just sign here (hands Yanchi a staclk of papers)
Yanchi: This is not the right time Charlie
Charlie: okay then I'll call you (walks out of the house)
Several days later
Charlie: sign here and here and here
Yanchi signs the contract to do Yanchi's dating game on fox
Yanchi: I can't believe I'm doing this, remind me again why I'm doing this
Charlie: For the money
Yanchi: right
Authors note: I'm not going to write for a little bit so that my friend can catch up on her fan fic. Please check up in a little bit and review my story.