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Welcome to the new and improved Yanchi's Dating Game here's your host Yanchi
Crowd cheers
Yanchi: Thank you, thank you I'm glad to be back in business.
Crowd: we love you Yanchi
Yanchi: I love you too. Today's guest comes from right here in Los Angeles. She works as a choreographer for the movie industry please welcome Gabi to the show.
Gabi walks out
Yanchi: Haven't you been on this show before
Gabi: (looks at her weird) no
Yanchi: I swear I've seen you before, oh well it says here that you work as a choreographer
Gabi: that's correct
Yanchi: how's it working for the stars?
Gabi: well I can tell you that it aren't a easy job
Crowd: laughs
Yanchi: Yes I suppose it wouldn't
Gabi: Yeah I usually get stars that whine a lot and are hard to work with
Yanchi: can you tell us names?
Gabi: sorry I'm under a contract and am not liable to say
Crowd: awwwwwwwww, boooooo
Yanchi: Well let's get this show on the road shall we; here are your cards (hands Gabi a set of cards)
Gabi: (takes them and goes to her seat) Alright Bachelors If I where sick from the flu and had to stay home, what would you do Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: I'd hop over to your place with a teddy bear and a get well card, that is if I can carry it
Gabi: (doesn't really get the joke, but thinks it's sweet anyways) Awwwwww how sweet, Bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: I'd walk over to your place carrying a dozen roses, teddy bear, a get well card and nice bowl of chicken soup. Made from the heart
Yanchi: wow that would make anybody feel like a princess
Gabi: I know, how sweet, Bachelor #3
Bachelor #3: well I'd get you 2 dozen roses, a humongous teddy bear, a get well card, a tub of chicken soup, and one of those black things that have flickers on them, so we can watch it together.
Gabi: how sweet, awww Next question if I had to work late with an actor and had to cancel our date what would you do? Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: I'd hop over with a basket full of your favorite foods. Then set up a candle lit dinner.
Gabi: awwwwww how sweet and thoughtful, Bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: Why would be with an actor late
Gabi: sometimes I get caught up in my work and stay after
Bachelor #2: likely story, I'd run over there and slug the actor in the face for being with my girl
Gabi: what why would you do that for
Bachelor #2: nobody touches my girl but me
Gabi: moving on bachelor #3
Bachelor #3: well I'd bring a basket full of your favorite food plus a dozen roses. Then we would sit by the window over looking the city and cuddle. Then I'd give you a sweet kiss.
Gabi: (blushes) okay next question if an actor was giving me trouble what would you do
Bachelor #1: I'd ask him to stop and ask why he was giving you trouble.
Gabi: how sweet
Bachelor #2: like I said nobody messes with my girl, I'd soak him
Gabi: violence is not the answer
Bachelor #2: how else are yah going to make them listen
Gabi: maybe by talking
Bachelor #2: okay whatever you say sweet heart
Bachelor #3: I'd ask the actor to leave you alone and ask why he was causing you trouble, then I'd bring you a dozen roses to make you feel better
Gabi: how nice
Yanchi: have you reached a decision?
Gabi: well their all great, but I'm going to have to say…
Bachelor #3: smiles
Gabi: #1
Bachelor #3: what
Gabi: sorry your answers where a little fakes basically you just took the other bachelors answers and just added on extra stuff.
Yanchi: Bachelor #1 come on over
Crutchy hops over
Gabi: (looks a little shocked but smiles) hi
Crutchy: (sits next to Gabi) hiya
Yanchi: lets see our other bachelors
Bachelor #2 comes over and it's racetrack
Racetrack: tough luck you could have had this mighty warrior to protect you
Gabi: (looks a little disappointed at her choice)
Bachelor #3 comes over and it's boots
Boots: fake I aen't no fake, I just get a little nervous that's all
Gabi: yeah right
Crutchy: Ready to go Gabi
Gabi: uh I change my mind
Yanchi: what
Gabi: yeah I want racetrack
Crutchy: its cause I'm a gimp right, that's it isn't it
Gabi: (tries to look innocent) No
Yanchi: umm I guess it's all right as long as racetracks okay with it
Racetrack runs over to Gabi
Racetrack: hiya sweet heart (grabs Gabi and kisses her)
Crutchy: hey I'm not okay with it
Racetrack: Crutchy sorry, but Gabi wants to go with me
Gabi: I'm sorry I'm sure you'll meet a nice girl someday
Crutchy: I thought I did but obviously I was wrong
Racetrack: are you talking smack about my girl
Crutchy: that's right, what are you going to do about it
Racetrack: I'll show yah what I'll do (punches crutchy in the eye)
Crutchy: is that all you got
Racetrack: (knocks crutchy to the floor and starts beating him up) Take that you lousy rat
Yanchi: Security
Gabi: boys stop it, (looks at boots and decides to go with him)
Boots: see yah fellows
Both Crutchy and Racetrack see Gabi leave the stage with Boots
Crutchy: why that lousy ……….
Racetrack: bastard
Security: break it up, break it up
Yanchi: a little late don't you think?
Security: no mam it's never to late to stop a fight
Crutchy: sorry racetrack
Racetrack: no I should be the one saying sorry, lets promise never to fight over a girl again
Crutchy: yeah I promise
Racetrack and Crutchy walk off the stage together
Yanchi: okay well that's it for this weird episode of Yanchi's dating game. Charlie can I have a word with you.
Charlie: oh shit
Welcome to the new and improved Yanchi's Dating Game here's your host Yanchi
Crowd cheers
Yanchi: Thank you, thank you I'm glad to be back in business.
Crowd: we love you Yanchi
Yanchi: I love you too. Today's guest comes from right here in Los Angeles. She works as a choreographer for the movie industry please welcome Gabi to the show.
Gabi walks out
Yanchi: Haven't you been on this show before
Gabi: (looks at her weird) no
Yanchi: I swear I've seen you before, oh well it says here that you work as a choreographer
Gabi: that's correct
Yanchi: how's it working for the stars?
Gabi: well I can tell you that it aren't a easy job
Crowd: laughs
Yanchi: Yes I suppose it wouldn't
Gabi: Yeah I usually get stars that whine a lot and are hard to work with
Yanchi: can you tell us names?
Gabi: sorry I'm under a contract and am not liable to say
Crowd: awwwwwwwww, boooooo
Yanchi: Well let's get this show on the road shall we; here are your cards (hands Gabi a set of cards)
Gabi: (takes them and goes to her seat) Alright Bachelors If I where sick from the flu and had to stay home, what would you do Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: I'd hop over to your place with a teddy bear and a get well card, that is if I can carry it
Gabi: (doesn't really get the joke, but thinks it's sweet anyways) Awwwwww how sweet, Bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: I'd walk over to your place carrying a dozen roses, teddy bear, a get well card and nice bowl of chicken soup. Made from the heart
Yanchi: wow that would make anybody feel like a princess
Gabi: I know, how sweet, Bachelor #3
Bachelor #3: well I'd get you 2 dozen roses, a humongous teddy bear, a get well card, a tub of chicken soup, and one of those black things that have flickers on them, so we can watch it together.
Gabi: how sweet, awww Next question if I had to work late with an actor and had to cancel our date what would you do? Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: I'd hop over with a basket full of your favorite foods. Then set up a candle lit dinner.
Gabi: awwwwww how sweet and thoughtful, Bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: Why would be with an actor late
Gabi: sometimes I get caught up in my work and stay after
Bachelor #2: likely story, I'd run over there and slug the actor in the face for being with my girl
Gabi: what why would you do that for
Bachelor #2: nobody touches my girl but me
Gabi: moving on bachelor #3
Bachelor #3: well I'd bring a basket full of your favorite food plus a dozen roses. Then we would sit by the window over looking the city and cuddle. Then I'd give you a sweet kiss.
Gabi: (blushes) okay next question if an actor was giving me trouble what would you do
Bachelor #1: I'd ask him to stop and ask why he was giving you trouble.
Gabi: how sweet
Bachelor #2: like I said nobody messes with my girl, I'd soak him
Gabi: violence is not the answer
Bachelor #2: how else are yah going to make them listen
Gabi: maybe by talking
Bachelor #2: okay whatever you say sweet heart
Bachelor #3: I'd ask the actor to leave you alone and ask why he was causing you trouble, then I'd bring you a dozen roses to make you feel better
Gabi: how nice
Yanchi: have you reached a decision?
Gabi: well their all great, but I'm going to have to say…
Bachelor #3: smiles
Gabi: #1
Bachelor #3: what
Gabi: sorry your answers where a little fakes basically you just took the other bachelors answers and just added on extra stuff.
Yanchi: Bachelor #1 come on over
Crutchy hops over
Gabi: (looks a little shocked but smiles) hi
Crutchy: (sits next to Gabi) hiya
Yanchi: lets see our other bachelors
Bachelor #2 comes over and it's racetrack
Racetrack: tough luck you could have had this mighty warrior to protect you
Gabi: (looks a little disappointed at her choice)
Bachelor #3 comes over and it's boots
Boots: fake I aen't no fake, I just get a little nervous that's all
Gabi: yeah right
Crutchy: Ready to go Gabi
Gabi: uh I change my mind
Yanchi: what
Gabi: yeah I want racetrack
Crutchy: its cause I'm a gimp right, that's it isn't it
Gabi: (tries to look innocent) No
Yanchi: umm I guess it's all right as long as racetracks okay with it
Racetrack runs over to Gabi
Racetrack: hiya sweet heart (grabs Gabi and kisses her)
Crutchy: hey I'm not okay with it
Racetrack: Crutchy sorry, but Gabi wants to go with me
Gabi: I'm sorry I'm sure you'll meet a nice girl someday
Crutchy: I thought I did but obviously I was wrong
Racetrack: are you talking smack about my girl
Crutchy: that's right, what are you going to do about it
Racetrack: I'll show yah what I'll do (punches crutchy in the eye)
Crutchy: is that all you got
Racetrack: (knocks crutchy to the floor and starts beating him up) Take that you lousy rat
Yanchi: Security
Gabi: boys stop it, (looks at boots and decides to go with him)
Boots: see yah fellows
Both Crutchy and Racetrack see Gabi leave the stage with Boots
Crutchy: why that lousy ……….
Racetrack: bastard
Security: break it up, break it up
Yanchi: a little late don't you think?
Security: no mam it's never to late to stop a fight
Crutchy: sorry racetrack
Racetrack: no I should be the one saying sorry, lets promise never to fight over a girl again
Crutchy: yeah I promise
Racetrack and Crutchy walk off the stage together
Yanchi: okay well that's it for this weird episode of Yanchi's dating game. Charlie can I have a word with you.
Charlie: oh shit