Authors Note: Cecily this for you. Lol. Please review and read. In that
order. Lol. I don't own the newsies or ever will. I wish I owned Spot.
Juliet and jean are my sisters
Welcome to Yanchi's Dating game here is your host Yanchi.
Yanchi: Thank you, Thank you we have a great show for you. Today's guest comes from England she works as a medical scientist. Whoa. She lovers knowing that someday she'll find a cure for cancer and other deadly diseases. Please give a warm welcome for Cecily.
Cecily walks out and waves to the crowd
Cecily: Hello Yanchi
Yanchi: Hi, wow so you're a medical scientist
Cecily: that's right
Yanchi: So do you think humans will soon find the cure for everything
Cecily: at this rate………. No, but science becomes more advanced each day
Yanchi: that's good to hear
Cecily: yeah it is, but then again a lot of new diseases are found each day
Yanchi: uhhhhhh okay
Cecily: then again we will probably find a cure for those diseases
Yanchi: alright
Cecily: then again we might not
Yanchi: I think that' enough
Cecily: oh sorry
Yanchi: okay, lets just get on with the game
Cecily: okay (walks to her seat) alright let me see, (reads the cards) ooo ooo this is a good question, okay bachelors If I was sitting at a café all alone what would you say to get my attention? Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: I'd walk over bend down and kiss you
Cecily: yeah that would get my attention, bachelor #2
Bachelor #1: I'm gonna win (Cecily doesn't hear)
Bachelor #2: (gives a mean look to Bachelor #1) I'd walk over and ask if I could sit down and start up a friendly conversation
Cecily: Bachelor #1 you could learn a thing or two from Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3
Bachelor #2: I'm gonna win
Bachelor #1: (shocked look on his face) grrrrrrr
Bachelor #3: your not a killer right
Cecily: uh no
Bachelor #3: good, the last time I was on a girl tried to kill me
Cecily: okay (weird look on her face)
Bachelor: I'd probably say one of my pick up lines
Cecily: like what
Bachelor #3: uhhhhh (thinks for a minute) what's it like being the most beautiful girl in the café?
Cecily: what's it like being the biggest liar in the world
Crowd: oooo, you got dissed
Cecily: take it from me pick up lines don't work
Bachelor #1 & 2: ooooo, hahahaha, what a loser
Bachelor #3: (blushes)
Cecily: okay next question, What's your favorite fruit, Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: a strawberry
Cecily: why
Bachelor #1: because it reminds me of you baby, sweet and sexy
Cecily: You think a strawberry is sexy
Bachelor #1: no I meant that you where sexy
Cecily: so why did you say a strawberry then
Bachelor #1: because it's red and red is a sexy color
Cecily: nice save, Bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: Mango
Cecily: why
Bachelor #2: cause mangos are soft and their sweet and their color is unique
Cecily: lol that rhymes, Bachelor #3
Bachelor #3: I'd say you where a orange
Cecily: why
Bachelor #3: cause I like oranges
Cecily: (silence) and
Bachelor #3: and… I think oranges are good
Cecily: okay, uh lets move on to the next question, Do you wear boxers or briefs? Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: what are boxers and briefs
Crowd: underwear you moron
Bachelor #1: what is this underwear
Cecily: uh I'll take that as neither
Bachelor #1: oh your asking if I'm wearing any under garments, well let me check (pulls down his pants
Crowd: hahahahaha, ewwwwwww
Bachelor #1: nope
Cecily: did you just take off your pants
Bachelor #1: well their on know
Cecily: that's just gross
Yanchi: please try to restrain yourself from doing that again
Cecily: bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: I really don't think that it is any of your business to know what I'm wearing
Cecily: your right it isn't, it's good to know that somebody has some kind of pride
Bachelor #1: you mean it was a trick question
Cecily: yeah, Yanchi I think I found the perfect guy, Bachelor #2
Bachelor #3: hey I didn't get to answer the question
Cecily: you where off my list a long time ago
Bachelor #3: oh
Yanchi: okay then bachelor #2 come on over
Guess who comes over, none other than Itey (he's sort of unknown)
Itey: hey thanks for picking me
Cecily: so what's your name
Itey: Itey
Cecily: wow that's a unique name, like mine
Yanchi: you two must be made for each other
Bachelor #1 comes over and it's Oscar
Oscar: to bad you didn't pick me, we could have had a really great time, if you know what I mean
Cecily: I don't even want to know what you mean
Yanchi: neither do I
Bachelor #3 comes over and it's Blink, he's fake crying
Blink: you didn't even give me a chance
Cecily: you know you can get a fake eye
Blink: (stops fake crying) Yeah I know, but they look scary
Yanchi: well I guess that's the end of this episode please join me again next time
Yanchi goes backstage
Assistant: Yanchi you got a phone call it's on line one
Yanchi: okay thank you, (grabs the phone) hello
Mush: hey Yanchi baby
Yanchi: mush what do you want
Mush: I was wondering if you wanted to go to dinner
Yanchi: if I say yes will you leave me alone
Mush: yeah sure that is if you don't like tonight
Yanchi: fine I'll go, what time
Mush: I'll pick you up at eight okay
Yanchi: okay, (puts down the phone), hey uh what's your name can you get Juliet on the phone
Assistant: it's Jean, remember your sister
Yanchi: oh right sorry Jean
Jean: it's okay, here's the number
Yanchi: thank you (starts dialing the number)
Juliet: hello,
Yanchi: Juliet are you busy tonight
Juliet: no, but I have a felling that I will be
Yanchi: okay well theirs this guy that keeps stalking me and I need you to go on a date with him
Juliet: why me, oh is it because I kind of look like you
Yanchi: amazing it's like you can read minds or something
Juliet: yeah
Yanchi: will you do it
Juliet: how much
Yanchi: 500 bucks, this means dinner a kiss you know the whole thing
Juliet: okay, so when should I come over
Yanchi: right know, my hair dresser, make up designer, and wardrobe assistant will be there
Juliet: okay I'm leaving right know
A/N: to find out what happens tune in for the next chapter. Lol. I'm evil to make you people wait.
Welcome to Yanchi's Dating game here is your host Yanchi.
Yanchi: Thank you, Thank you we have a great show for you. Today's guest comes from England she works as a medical scientist. Whoa. She lovers knowing that someday she'll find a cure for cancer and other deadly diseases. Please give a warm welcome for Cecily.
Cecily walks out and waves to the crowd
Cecily: Hello Yanchi
Yanchi: Hi, wow so you're a medical scientist
Cecily: that's right
Yanchi: So do you think humans will soon find the cure for everything
Cecily: at this rate………. No, but science becomes more advanced each day
Yanchi: that's good to hear
Cecily: yeah it is, but then again a lot of new diseases are found each day
Yanchi: uhhhhhh okay
Cecily: then again we will probably find a cure for those diseases
Yanchi: alright
Cecily: then again we might not
Yanchi: I think that' enough
Cecily: oh sorry
Yanchi: okay, lets just get on with the game
Cecily: okay (walks to her seat) alright let me see, (reads the cards) ooo ooo this is a good question, okay bachelors If I was sitting at a café all alone what would you say to get my attention? Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: I'd walk over bend down and kiss you
Cecily: yeah that would get my attention, bachelor #2
Bachelor #1: I'm gonna win (Cecily doesn't hear)
Bachelor #2: (gives a mean look to Bachelor #1) I'd walk over and ask if I could sit down and start up a friendly conversation
Cecily: Bachelor #1 you could learn a thing or two from Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3
Bachelor #2: I'm gonna win
Bachelor #1: (shocked look on his face) grrrrrrr
Bachelor #3: your not a killer right
Cecily: uh no
Bachelor #3: good, the last time I was on a girl tried to kill me
Cecily: okay (weird look on her face)
Bachelor: I'd probably say one of my pick up lines
Cecily: like what
Bachelor #3: uhhhhh (thinks for a minute) what's it like being the most beautiful girl in the café?
Cecily: what's it like being the biggest liar in the world
Crowd: oooo, you got dissed
Cecily: take it from me pick up lines don't work
Bachelor #1 & 2: ooooo, hahahaha, what a loser
Bachelor #3: (blushes)
Cecily: okay next question, What's your favorite fruit, Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: a strawberry
Cecily: why
Bachelor #1: because it reminds me of you baby, sweet and sexy
Cecily: You think a strawberry is sexy
Bachelor #1: no I meant that you where sexy
Cecily: so why did you say a strawberry then
Bachelor #1: because it's red and red is a sexy color
Cecily: nice save, Bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: Mango
Cecily: why
Bachelor #2: cause mangos are soft and their sweet and their color is unique
Cecily: lol that rhymes, Bachelor #3
Bachelor #3: I'd say you where a orange
Cecily: why
Bachelor #3: cause I like oranges
Cecily: (silence) and
Bachelor #3: and… I think oranges are good
Cecily: okay, uh lets move on to the next question, Do you wear boxers or briefs? Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: what are boxers and briefs
Crowd: underwear you moron
Bachelor #1: what is this underwear
Cecily: uh I'll take that as neither
Bachelor #1: oh your asking if I'm wearing any under garments, well let me check (pulls down his pants
Crowd: hahahahaha, ewwwwwww
Bachelor #1: nope
Cecily: did you just take off your pants
Bachelor #1: well their on know
Cecily: that's just gross
Yanchi: please try to restrain yourself from doing that again
Cecily: bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: I really don't think that it is any of your business to know what I'm wearing
Cecily: your right it isn't, it's good to know that somebody has some kind of pride
Bachelor #1: you mean it was a trick question
Cecily: yeah, Yanchi I think I found the perfect guy, Bachelor #2
Bachelor #3: hey I didn't get to answer the question
Cecily: you where off my list a long time ago
Bachelor #3: oh
Yanchi: okay then bachelor #2 come on over
Guess who comes over, none other than Itey (he's sort of unknown)
Itey: hey thanks for picking me
Cecily: so what's your name
Itey: Itey
Cecily: wow that's a unique name, like mine
Yanchi: you two must be made for each other
Bachelor #1 comes over and it's Oscar
Oscar: to bad you didn't pick me, we could have had a really great time, if you know what I mean
Cecily: I don't even want to know what you mean
Yanchi: neither do I
Bachelor #3 comes over and it's Blink, he's fake crying
Blink: you didn't even give me a chance
Cecily: you know you can get a fake eye
Blink: (stops fake crying) Yeah I know, but they look scary
Yanchi: well I guess that's the end of this episode please join me again next time
Yanchi goes backstage
Assistant: Yanchi you got a phone call it's on line one
Yanchi: okay thank you, (grabs the phone) hello
Mush: hey Yanchi baby
Yanchi: mush what do you want
Mush: I was wondering if you wanted to go to dinner
Yanchi: if I say yes will you leave me alone
Mush: yeah sure that is if you don't like tonight
Yanchi: fine I'll go, what time
Mush: I'll pick you up at eight okay
Yanchi: okay, (puts down the phone), hey uh what's your name can you get Juliet on the phone
Assistant: it's Jean, remember your sister
Yanchi: oh right sorry Jean
Jean: it's okay, here's the number
Yanchi: thank you (starts dialing the number)
Juliet: hello,
Yanchi: Juliet are you busy tonight
Juliet: no, but I have a felling that I will be
Yanchi: okay well theirs this guy that keeps stalking me and I need you to go on a date with him
Juliet: why me, oh is it because I kind of look like you
Yanchi: amazing it's like you can read minds or something
Juliet: yeah
Yanchi: will you do it
Juliet: how much
Yanchi: 500 bucks, this means dinner a kiss you know the whole thing
Juliet: okay, so when should I come over
Yanchi: right know, my hair dresser, make up designer, and wardrobe assistant will be there
Juliet: okay I'm leaving right know
A/N: to find out what happens tune in for the next chapter. Lol. I'm evil to make you people wait.