School starts tomorrow. Sigh
Poor me, a new school, and it's like a huge maze. But I'll tell you one thing, Hamilton Southeast has a lot of hot guys! I went there for orientation, and I didn't see one guy I couldn't call eyecandy.
Okay, ya' know what?! I've never been to a house party! THERE I SAID IT! I hate when my readers try to guess and intimidate me! I know what goes on at them, I'm just trying to make it a little more interesting. OK?!?
Chapter 7: Teacakes and Pimpmaster Miroku
"By the way, what's your name brother?"
"I am Miroku, a servant of Buddha." Miroku said to his new friend in the pink jacket.
He was stuck on the strange name for a second, then shook Miroku's hand and said, "Sup, my name's Teacakes."
Miroku was stuck on his name then smiled and said, "What an interesting name you have Mr. Cakes."
"Nah no, just Teacakes, my man." The pimp said. He led Miroku into the house where the party was also going on. There was a group of people next to the stairs talking. A boy was leading a girl upstairs, a guy was guzzeling beer and a crowd of other guys were standing around him shouting, "GO! GO! GO! GO-!"
They walked into the den. About six girls where sitting on two green couches that made a right angle. They saw the two guys come in and all at the same time the girls said, "Hi, Teacakes!"
Miroku stared in wonder. Teacakes walked over and sat in a recliner chair. Two girls came and sat on either side of his chair. "So? What do you think?" he asked Miroku. Miroku was still frozen in shock. Teacakes raised an eyebrow and asked, "You okay, Marko?"
Six lose women from the future, skimpy clothes, it seemed too good to be true. Miroku smiled and said, "Cool."
Teacakes sighed and rubbed his hands together. "Yeah! Which one do you want?"
Miroku looked at each girl then back to teacakes, "Can I have all of them?" Miroku asked.
"Oh! I've never had a customer with needs like you!" Dollar signs grew in Teacake's eyes. Then he must've had the dough to back it up with. "All yours Morocco!" he said. The girls walked up to Miroku. He decided to ask each of them to bear his child, one at a time. "I think I'll try that one first." He pointed to a short blonde haired one that reminded him of Sango.
She shook nervously, she had only started working for Teacakes that afternoon and this would be her first time. She looked up nervously at Miroku and shivered. He noticed how scared she was. "Are you okay?" he asked.
She turned around and walked back to the rest of the girls, "No! I've changed my mind! I can't do this!" she said. Teacakes frowned and went over to her.
Her friends tried to comfort her. "It's not that bad, Jasmine, don't be scared. Then Teacakes loomed over her.
"Jasmine you're being paid by the hour! Get to work!" he growled at her.
One of the girls, probably Jasmin's sister stood infront of her. "Please Teacakes! She's new! Don't be so hard on her.
The pimp shoved her out of the way, "Stay out of this, Diamond!" he glared at Jasmine. "Do you want to go back on the street?" he hissed. She looked up at him scared. "Then you'd better do whatever Make-up says or I'll just dump you back in the gutter where you belong!" he pushed her onto the ground in front of Miroku. Miroku helped her up and glared at Teacakes. "That is no way to treat a lady!" he said trying to keep his voice from rising.
"These aren't ladies! They're hookers, man!" Teacakes said. The girls shrank away from the pimp.
"They are human women and don't deserve to be treated that way!" Miroku said. Teacakes looked at him in disbelief then his mouth became a straight line and his eyes narrowed at the monk. "So I guess a loser like you is going to tell me how to run my game?"
"He's not a loser!" Jasmine stood bravely in front of Miroku.
"Stay out of this Hoe!" Teacakes said.
"I'm not a hoe and my name isn't Jasmine!" she said. She pulled off the blonde wig and had short black hair, "It's Beth."
Teacakes glared at her and the other five girls got behind Miroku. Miroku glared at Teacakes and said, "I suggest you leave."
He growled at Miroku, through his feathered hat on the ground and stomped away. Jasmine picked up the hat and looked at it. "I'm sorry." Miroku said. He did the one handed prayer thing and said, "You don't have a job now. I just thought-"
"YAY!" the girls screamed. Jasmine tossed the hat onto Miroku's head and they all threw their arms around him.
"Three cheers for pimp master Miroku!" Beth shouted.
"Hipp hop horray! Hip hop woohoo! Hip hop YAAAAAYYYY!"
Sango leaned against the snack table. Suddenly a boy walked up to her and said, "Oh no, someone call the police! This girl has just stolen my heart!" he put an arm around her shoulder. Sango looked up at him and in her drunk vision, he looked like Miroku. She snorted and smacked his arm off, "Get away from me!" she snapped.
Suddenly another Miroku walked up to her and handed her a sugar packet, "Excuse me," he said. "You dropped your name tag." She tossed it over her shoulder and glared at the two. Then two more Miroku's walked up. "Hey, do you know what I'd do if I could change the alphabet?" one said. "I'd put U and I together."
The other one asked, "Do you have a phone number?"
Sango growled and shouted, "Get away from me, Houshi's!"
"Ooooh! Feisty!" Miroku #2 said.
"Looking for a boyfriend?" Miroku #3 said.
` Sango looked at all ofthem wide eyed then did the first thing that came into her head. She ran (or stumbled) away screaming.
Kagome walked through the crowd and saw Miroku. He was sitting on the end of a picnic table with two prostitutes sitting on each side of him. The rest were just sitting around him. He was wearing a large feathered hat. Kagome sighed and rolled her eyes. She walked over to him.
"Yeah the water demon was pretty bad but what can I say?" Miroku sniffed proudly and flicked his pimp hat, "I was just bader!" He glanced at each girl and said, "So would anyone of you ladies like to bear my-"
"MIROKU!" Kagome stood next to the table glaring at him.
His eyes widened when he saw her, "My, Lady Kagome! That dress is slimming on you!"
"Who are they?" Kagome asked disgustedly.
"Well that's Beth, that's Heather, that's Amber-"
Kagome grabbed his ear and dragged him off to the snack table, "You're lucky I'm not Sango!"
Kagome sat him in a deck chair and told him to stay there. All of a sudden she was glomped around the waist. She looked down to see Sango shivering. "Sango?"
Sango looked up at her with terrified eyes. "You've gotta help me Mr. Easter bunny! The Miroku's! They're multiplying!" Miroku leaned forward in his deck chair and said, "Hi Sango!"
They both stared at him for a few seconds, then Sango ran off screaming again. Kagome sweatdropped and turned to Shippou who had just walked up to the snack table. "Would you go get her, Shippou? I have to find Inu Yasha." Then she disappeared into the crowd.
Shippou looked at Miroku and lifted one of his headphones. "What did she say?"
Miroku waved goodbye to his girlfriends and looked at Shippou, "What did who say?"
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Well that was a fun chapter. But I've been waiting, (And I know you've been waiting too) for the moment Inu Yasha sees Kagome. HOOHAH!!
Poor me, a new school, and it's like a huge maze. But I'll tell you one thing, Hamilton Southeast has a lot of hot guys! I went there for orientation, and I didn't see one guy I couldn't call eyecandy.
Okay, ya' know what?! I've never been to a house party! THERE I SAID IT! I hate when my readers try to guess and intimidate me! I know what goes on at them, I'm just trying to make it a little more interesting. OK?!?
Chapter 7: Teacakes and Pimpmaster Miroku
"By the way, what's your name brother?"
"I am Miroku, a servant of Buddha." Miroku said to his new friend in the pink jacket.
He was stuck on the strange name for a second, then shook Miroku's hand and said, "Sup, my name's Teacakes."
Miroku was stuck on his name then smiled and said, "What an interesting name you have Mr. Cakes."
"Nah no, just Teacakes, my man." The pimp said. He led Miroku into the house where the party was also going on. There was a group of people next to the stairs talking. A boy was leading a girl upstairs, a guy was guzzeling beer and a crowd of other guys were standing around him shouting, "GO! GO! GO! GO-!"
They walked into the den. About six girls where sitting on two green couches that made a right angle. They saw the two guys come in and all at the same time the girls said, "Hi, Teacakes!"
Miroku stared in wonder. Teacakes walked over and sat in a recliner chair. Two girls came and sat on either side of his chair. "So? What do you think?" he asked Miroku. Miroku was still frozen in shock. Teacakes raised an eyebrow and asked, "You okay, Marko?"
Six lose women from the future, skimpy clothes, it seemed too good to be true. Miroku smiled and said, "Cool."
Teacakes sighed and rubbed his hands together. "Yeah! Which one do you want?"
Miroku looked at each girl then back to teacakes, "Can I have all of them?" Miroku asked.
"Oh! I've never had a customer with needs like you!" Dollar signs grew in Teacake's eyes. Then he must've had the dough to back it up with. "All yours Morocco!" he said. The girls walked up to Miroku. He decided to ask each of them to bear his child, one at a time. "I think I'll try that one first." He pointed to a short blonde haired one that reminded him of Sango.
She shook nervously, she had only started working for Teacakes that afternoon and this would be her first time. She looked up nervously at Miroku and shivered. He noticed how scared she was. "Are you okay?" he asked.
She turned around and walked back to the rest of the girls, "No! I've changed my mind! I can't do this!" she said. Teacakes frowned and went over to her.
Her friends tried to comfort her. "It's not that bad, Jasmine, don't be scared. Then Teacakes loomed over her.
"Jasmine you're being paid by the hour! Get to work!" he growled at her.
One of the girls, probably Jasmin's sister stood infront of her. "Please Teacakes! She's new! Don't be so hard on her.
The pimp shoved her out of the way, "Stay out of this, Diamond!" he glared at Jasmine. "Do you want to go back on the street?" he hissed. She looked up at him scared. "Then you'd better do whatever Make-up says or I'll just dump you back in the gutter where you belong!" he pushed her onto the ground in front of Miroku. Miroku helped her up and glared at Teacakes. "That is no way to treat a lady!" he said trying to keep his voice from rising.
"These aren't ladies! They're hookers, man!" Teacakes said. The girls shrank away from the pimp.
"They are human women and don't deserve to be treated that way!" Miroku said. Teacakes looked at him in disbelief then his mouth became a straight line and his eyes narrowed at the monk. "So I guess a loser like you is going to tell me how to run my game?"
"He's not a loser!" Jasmine stood bravely in front of Miroku.
"Stay out of this Hoe!" Teacakes said.
"I'm not a hoe and my name isn't Jasmine!" she said. She pulled off the blonde wig and had short black hair, "It's Beth."
Teacakes glared at her and the other five girls got behind Miroku. Miroku glared at Teacakes and said, "I suggest you leave."
He growled at Miroku, through his feathered hat on the ground and stomped away. Jasmine picked up the hat and looked at it. "I'm sorry." Miroku said. He did the one handed prayer thing and said, "You don't have a job now. I just thought-"
"YAY!" the girls screamed. Jasmine tossed the hat onto Miroku's head and they all threw their arms around him.
"Three cheers for pimp master Miroku!" Beth shouted.
"Hipp hop horray! Hip hop woohoo! Hip hop YAAAAAYYYY!"
Sango leaned against the snack table. Suddenly a boy walked up to her and said, "Oh no, someone call the police! This girl has just stolen my heart!" he put an arm around her shoulder. Sango looked up at him and in her drunk vision, he looked like Miroku. She snorted and smacked his arm off, "Get away from me!" she snapped.
Suddenly another Miroku walked up to her and handed her a sugar packet, "Excuse me," he said. "You dropped your name tag." She tossed it over her shoulder and glared at the two. Then two more Miroku's walked up. "Hey, do you know what I'd do if I could change the alphabet?" one said. "I'd put U and I together."
The other one asked, "Do you have a phone number?"
Sango growled and shouted, "Get away from me, Houshi's!"
"Ooooh! Feisty!" Miroku #2 said.
"Looking for a boyfriend?" Miroku #3 said.
` Sango looked at all ofthem wide eyed then did the first thing that came into her head. She ran (or stumbled) away screaming.
Kagome walked through the crowd and saw Miroku. He was sitting on the end of a picnic table with two prostitutes sitting on each side of him. The rest were just sitting around him. He was wearing a large feathered hat. Kagome sighed and rolled her eyes. She walked over to him.
"Yeah the water demon was pretty bad but what can I say?" Miroku sniffed proudly and flicked his pimp hat, "I was just bader!" He glanced at each girl and said, "So would anyone of you ladies like to bear my-"
"MIROKU!" Kagome stood next to the table glaring at him.
His eyes widened when he saw her, "My, Lady Kagome! That dress is slimming on you!"
"Who are they?" Kagome asked disgustedly.
"Well that's Beth, that's Heather, that's Amber-"
Kagome grabbed his ear and dragged him off to the snack table, "You're lucky I'm not Sango!"
Kagome sat him in a deck chair and told him to stay there. All of a sudden she was glomped around the waist. She looked down to see Sango shivering. "Sango?"
Sango looked up at her with terrified eyes. "You've gotta help me Mr. Easter bunny! The Miroku's! They're multiplying!" Miroku leaned forward in his deck chair and said, "Hi Sango!"
They both stared at him for a few seconds, then Sango ran off screaming again. Kagome sweatdropped and turned to Shippou who had just walked up to the snack table. "Would you go get her, Shippou? I have to find Inu Yasha." Then she disappeared into the crowd.
Shippou looked at Miroku and lifted one of his headphones. "What did she say?"
Miroku waved goodbye to his girlfriends and looked at Shippou, "What did who say?"
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Well that was a fun chapter. But I've been waiting, (And I know you've been waiting too) for the moment Inu Yasha sees Kagome. HOOHAH!!