Sorry about the lack of length in the last chapter. I wanted to put more
fluff in it, but if I did have Inu Yasha sweep her off her feet and wisk
her away to a room upstairs, it would've totally ruined the cool ending I
had planned. Which is sadly in this chapter. WAAAAHHH!!! ..^_^ Already an
idea for a sequel! HAI HAI!!!
Chapter 9: That's How The Quiet Ones Are...
"WHAT??" Shippou shouted with his ear phones on, for the eighth time.
"I SAID KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR ANE! WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF!?!?" She shouted with no patience left.
Inu Yasha was holding Sango, who had passed out in between chapters. He looked down at her then at Kagome, "How long do I have to hold this boozer?"
"OH I DON'T CARE!" Kagome shouted in frustration. "Give her to Miroku!"
Sango opened her eyes for a second and looked up at Inu Yasha, "Santa?" then her head fell back and she was out again. Inu Yasha looked at her with a sweatdrop then at Miroku who was still in a deck chair.
"Here." Inu Yasha said and dunped her into his lap. Miroku looked at Inu Yasha then grabbed Sango's face and looked at it. "Sango, you're smashed." he said. He looked up at Kagome who was having a three-way argument with Inu Yasha and Shippou. Then looked back at Sango, "Would you like me to take care of you?" he asked.
Sango hugged him in her sleep and said, "Just what I always wanted, a china doll. Thank you, Santa." Miroku picked her up and walked off somewhere.
All of a sudden Inu Yasha thrust his coat over Kagome's shoulders, "We're going home right now and I'm going to shred that dress!" They both were quiet and blushing for a second. Then he ran his fingers through his hair and said, "Okay, that didn't come out right."
Suddenly Ane came up and stood six feet away with her hands on her hips. Kagome turned to glare at her. They stood staring at each other, standing in gunmen's stance.
Pati came out of the bathroom with a red face, she hung her glasses on the side of her shirt and she knew she must've looked terrible. All of a sudden she heard Kagome say, "You were the one who invited all of these strangers to Pati's house, didn't you?!"
Pati turned to see Kagome and Pati. She hid somewhere where they couldn't see her, but she could hear and see them.
"Is it really any of your business?" Ane said.
"Pati's my friend and I can't just stand by when a friend's friend makes a fool of their friend while that friend..wait a minute.well you get it." ;;;;;
"You think I'm bad?" Ane said. "This isn't the first time I've done this. Do you remember Kancho Ato? He was one of the shyest kids in our school, then I invighted a couple of the coolest party animals, and he became a legend on his back."
"I remember him," Kagome said. "His parents scolded him because he had never done anything so bad. The cops came and arrested him, then his parents sent him to military school."
Ane shrugged, "A small price to pay for fame. It's the same each time I go. I find a shy kid with potential, urge them to have a house party, then I put them on the map! And since Pati has this nice pad, she was perfect! Plus the fact that she's a cream puff. It's not like she's going to do anything about all of this, she's a frickn' doormat!" then she laughed.
"You're insane!" Kagome shouted.
Pati gasped in anger, "DOOR MAT!" she frowned and wiped the remaining tears from her face. Then she walked over and stood infront of Ane. Ane was taller, and older then Pati was, but Pati looked up at her without fear. "Get rid of them all now." She said in flat anger.
Pati looked around and said, "Did you hear something? Oh, because I thought I head a quiet little mouse try to stand up to me!" Ane said.
Pati turned her head and spit then looked back at Pati. Kagome could feel her angry vibrations and shivered. Pati walked over to the snack table and climbed on top of it. A could of partiers glanced at her, then went back to what they were doing, assuming Pati was drunk. She didn't really have anyone's attention but Kagome, Ane, Inu Yasha and Shippou's. Pati looked at Karai was turned off the music then she turned her head to look at Samui who turned off the brightest lights and put a spotlight on Pati.
Pati cleared her throat and shouted, "HEY!" Kagome and Inu Yasha flinched at her the new found aggressiveness in her voice. Everyone looked uo at her. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!" Some people started to leave. The guy with the pink Mohawk went up to the snack table and said, "I promised my boys they could come over later! You can't just end it now!"
Pati jumped off the table and punched the guy in the face. "GET LOST FURBIE WANNABE!!" she shouted. The guy was knocked back into his friends and they decided to leave before she got over excited. Pati looked at her fist. She whimpered and started sucking on her knuckles.
Kagome and the others started leaving. "Wait!" Pati said, "Kagome and Kagome's friends, Karai, Samui, and especially ANE! Please stay."
Ane had tried to blend with the crowd and sneak out. Suddenly she felt someone grab the back of her vest. She turned her head to see Inu Yasha. He glared at her, he lifted her of the ground, walked over, and set her in front of Pati.
"Since you like Parties so much," Pati said nonchalantly. "You can help me clean this all up."
"Yeah right." Pati said. She turned to leave but Inu Yasha and Shippou stood there. "You think you can make me?" Ane said. "Little mousy girl gonna have her friends make me?"
That comment didn't seem to bother Pati. She put her glasses back on and said, "Have you ever heard of the parental ring? When my parents come home and see this mess, I'll have to tell them how my dear ex-friend Ane invited all of the kids in Tokyo over to my house."
"You can't prove anything." Ane said.
"Maybe I don't have proof, but I can look pretty pathetic." Suddenly Pati's lip started to quiver, her eyes became puppy dog like and tears streamed from her eyes. "I'M SORRY MOM AND DAD!" She sobbed hysterically. "I didn't mean to! I invited a few friends.Maybe Ane knows! I saw her putting up flyers and making phone calls.Oh wait a minute.." Pati said going back to normal. "I DO have proof!" she held up a flyer that said, "PARTY AT PATI O' FURNITURE'S HOUSE!" then it had Ane's cell number right under it.
Ane glared with a sweatdrop on her forehead. Pati handed her a broom and waved her off. Kagome stared at her four-eyed friend in wonder. Pati turned to her, "Thank you Kagome, and your little friends too."
"Oh, it's-no big deal." She said. "Would you like us to help you clean up?" "Nooooo, were fine." Pati said. "You've done enough good will today, besides I've already got two great cleaners and there's not that much mess." Ane was sweeping and right next to her Zori was sweeping with two cotton balls stuffed into his nostrils. Inu Yasha snorted in victory as they passed him on the way out.
"Well I'm still freaked out!" Kagome said too herself, "It was like Pati went through a complete change of character!"
"Oh, she's always been like that." Zori said in a nasal voice, "She just has to be provoked." They looked up at Pati who had an Inu Yasha type smirk on her face.
So they started their walk to Kagome's house under the bright streetlights. Inu Yasha walked next to Kagome and made sure she kept his jacket wrapped around her the whole time. "They do some weird things in your time." He said.
"It's not weird!" she said. "It's normal!"
"Yeah, right." He said.
Kagome laughed to herself. "What's so funny?" he asked.
"When you gave Zori that broken nose." She said. "Maybe his fast-to- bed technique may go unpunished, there's always a price to pay."
"Amen to that, Lady Kagome." Miroku said. He was right behind them carrying Sango. Both of their hair was wet and messed up. Miroku had a bright smile on his face. "So where did you two go, huh?" Kagome asked.
Miroku's smile became wider and Kagome sweatdropped. O_o "Do I wanna know?" she asked.
"I brought her to the kitchen and made her Tabasco and eggs, so she won't have a hangover, then when we were coming out, some men up stairs dumped brightly colored balls on us that were filled with cold water. They seemed to find a lot of pleasure in it." Kagome sighed.
Shippou was dancing around at the end of the little parade with his headphones on. He sang along with the music.
"Saturday, cooking up the party fever!
Boys say, "I can't believe her! 'Cause I was hanging out just acting cool and fine,
When suddenly a boy asked me, "What's your siiiiiiggggn.!"
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Whew!!!!! Yes! Got a million more ideas! Counting the sequel! *_~
Ane-sister (older)
Samui-cold (weather)
Karai-hot (spicy)
Pati-party
Zori-sandals (Japanese)
Chapter 9: That's How The Quiet Ones Are...
"WHAT??" Shippou shouted with his ear phones on, for the eighth time.
"I SAID KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR ANE! WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF!?!?" She shouted with no patience left.
Inu Yasha was holding Sango, who had passed out in between chapters. He looked down at her then at Kagome, "How long do I have to hold this boozer?"
"OH I DON'T CARE!" Kagome shouted in frustration. "Give her to Miroku!"
Sango opened her eyes for a second and looked up at Inu Yasha, "Santa?" then her head fell back and she was out again. Inu Yasha looked at her with a sweatdrop then at Miroku who was still in a deck chair.
"Here." Inu Yasha said and dunped her into his lap. Miroku looked at Inu Yasha then grabbed Sango's face and looked at it. "Sango, you're smashed." he said. He looked up at Kagome who was having a three-way argument with Inu Yasha and Shippou. Then looked back at Sango, "Would you like me to take care of you?" he asked.
Sango hugged him in her sleep and said, "Just what I always wanted, a china doll. Thank you, Santa." Miroku picked her up and walked off somewhere.
All of a sudden Inu Yasha thrust his coat over Kagome's shoulders, "We're going home right now and I'm going to shred that dress!" They both were quiet and blushing for a second. Then he ran his fingers through his hair and said, "Okay, that didn't come out right."
Suddenly Ane came up and stood six feet away with her hands on her hips. Kagome turned to glare at her. They stood staring at each other, standing in gunmen's stance.
Pati came out of the bathroom with a red face, she hung her glasses on the side of her shirt and she knew she must've looked terrible. All of a sudden she heard Kagome say, "You were the one who invited all of these strangers to Pati's house, didn't you?!"
Pati turned to see Kagome and Pati. She hid somewhere where they couldn't see her, but she could hear and see them.
"Is it really any of your business?" Ane said.
"Pati's my friend and I can't just stand by when a friend's friend makes a fool of their friend while that friend..wait a minute.well you get it." ;;;;;
"You think I'm bad?" Ane said. "This isn't the first time I've done this. Do you remember Kancho Ato? He was one of the shyest kids in our school, then I invighted a couple of the coolest party animals, and he became a legend on his back."
"I remember him," Kagome said. "His parents scolded him because he had never done anything so bad. The cops came and arrested him, then his parents sent him to military school."
Ane shrugged, "A small price to pay for fame. It's the same each time I go. I find a shy kid with potential, urge them to have a house party, then I put them on the map! And since Pati has this nice pad, she was perfect! Plus the fact that she's a cream puff. It's not like she's going to do anything about all of this, she's a frickn' doormat!" then she laughed.
"You're insane!" Kagome shouted.
Pati gasped in anger, "DOOR MAT!" she frowned and wiped the remaining tears from her face. Then she walked over and stood infront of Ane. Ane was taller, and older then Pati was, but Pati looked up at her without fear. "Get rid of them all now." She said in flat anger.
Pati looked around and said, "Did you hear something? Oh, because I thought I head a quiet little mouse try to stand up to me!" Ane said.
Pati turned her head and spit then looked back at Pati. Kagome could feel her angry vibrations and shivered. Pati walked over to the snack table and climbed on top of it. A could of partiers glanced at her, then went back to what they were doing, assuming Pati was drunk. She didn't really have anyone's attention but Kagome, Ane, Inu Yasha and Shippou's. Pati looked at Karai was turned off the music then she turned her head to look at Samui who turned off the brightest lights and put a spotlight on Pati.
Pati cleared her throat and shouted, "HEY!" Kagome and Inu Yasha flinched at her the new found aggressiveness in her voice. Everyone looked uo at her. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!" Some people started to leave. The guy with the pink Mohawk went up to the snack table and said, "I promised my boys they could come over later! You can't just end it now!"
Pati jumped off the table and punched the guy in the face. "GET LOST FURBIE WANNABE!!" she shouted. The guy was knocked back into his friends and they decided to leave before she got over excited. Pati looked at her fist. She whimpered and started sucking on her knuckles.
Kagome and the others started leaving. "Wait!" Pati said, "Kagome and Kagome's friends, Karai, Samui, and especially ANE! Please stay."
Ane had tried to blend with the crowd and sneak out. Suddenly she felt someone grab the back of her vest. She turned her head to see Inu Yasha. He glared at her, he lifted her of the ground, walked over, and set her in front of Pati.
"Since you like Parties so much," Pati said nonchalantly. "You can help me clean this all up."
"Yeah right." Pati said. She turned to leave but Inu Yasha and Shippou stood there. "You think you can make me?" Ane said. "Little mousy girl gonna have her friends make me?"
That comment didn't seem to bother Pati. She put her glasses back on and said, "Have you ever heard of the parental ring? When my parents come home and see this mess, I'll have to tell them how my dear ex-friend Ane invited all of the kids in Tokyo over to my house."
"You can't prove anything." Ane said.
"Maybe I don't have proof, but I can look pretty pathetic." Suddenly Pati's lip started to quiver, her eyes became puppy dog like and tears streamed from her eyes. "I'M SORRY MOM AND DAD!" She sobbed hysterically. "I didn't mean to! I invited a few friends.Maybe Ane knows! I saw her putting up flyers and making phone calls.Oh wait a minute.." Pati said going back to normal. "I DO have proof!" she held up a flyer that said, "PARTY AT PATI O' FURNITURE'S HOUSE!" then it had Ane's cell number right under it.
Ane glared with a sweatdrop on her forehead. Pati handed her a broom and waved her off. Kagome stared at her four-eyed friend in wonder. Pati turned to her, "Thank you Kagome, and your little friends too."
"Oh, it's-no big deal." She said. "Would you like us to help you clean up?" "Nooooo, were fine." Pati said. "You've done enough good will today, besides I've already got two great cleaners and there's not that much mess." Ane was sweeping and right next to her Zori was sweeping with two cotton balls stuffed into his nostrils. Inu Yasha snorted in victory as they passed him on the way out.
"Well I'm still freaked out!" Kagome said too herself, "It was like Pati went through a complete change of character!"
"Oh, she's always been like that." Zori said in a nasal voice, "She just has to be provoked." They looked up at Pati who had an Inu Yasha type smirk on her face.
So they started their walk to Kagome's house under the bright streetlights. Inu Yasha walked next to Kagome and made sure she kept his jacket wrapped around her the whole time. "They do some weird things in your time." He said.
"It's not weird!" she said. "It's normal!"
"Yeah, right." He said.
Kagome laughed to herself. "What's so funny?" he asked.
"When you gave Zori that broken nose." She said. "Maybe his fast-to- bed technique may go unpunished, there's always a price to pay."
"Amen to that, Lady Kagome." Miroku said. He was right behind them carrying Sango. Both of their hair was wet and messed up. Miroku had a bright smile on his face. "So where did you two go, huh?" Kagome asked.
Miroku's smile became wider and Kagome sweatdropped. O_o "Do I wanna know?" she asked.
"I brought her to the kitchen and made her Tabasco and eggs, so she won't have a hangover, then when we were coming out, some men up stairs dumped brightly colored balls on us that were filled with cold water. They seemed to find a lot of pleasure in it." Kagome sighed.
Shippou was dancing around at the end of the little parade with his headphones on. He sang along with the music.
"Saturday, cooking up the party fever!
Boys say, "I can't believe her! 'Cause I was hanging out just acting cool and fine,
When suddenly a boy asked me, "What's your siiiiiiggggn.!"
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Whew!!!!! Yes! Got a million more ideas! Counting the sequel! *_~
Ane-sister (older)
Samui-cold (weather)
Karai-hot (spicy)
Pati-party
Zori-sandals (Japanese)