Disclaimer: No matter how much I love my lil Inuyasha and his ears he is not mine. ( So I am not claiming him as my own or nothing Neither any of the characters except Mina. She is me ^_^

Chapter Three: Search For The Purple Squirrel (Sesshoumaru Makes A BIG Boo- Boo) ~~

Sesshoumaru "This. is SO stupid."

Mina: * ahem * "A flower bursts out of Sesshoumaru's shoulder"

Sesshoumaru: "hey!" rips it out

Mina: "It grows back"

Sesshoumaru: Rips it out

Mina: "it grows back"

Sesshoumaru: rips it out

Mina: "It grows back"

Sesshoumaru: -_- leaves the flower, and smacks his head

Inuyasha: "HAHAHA LOSER! Flowers!"

Sesshoumaru: growls and prepares to attack with his claws

Mina: "NO!"

Sesshoumaru: stops

Mina: "Don't try it or I'll bring out the screaming fan girls!"

Sesshoumaru: stops dead

Mina: "there!" ^_^

Inuyasha: "haha! You listen to her?"

Mina: "You would too!"

Inuyasha: rolls his eyes

Mina: chuckles and holds out tape recorder

Inuyasha: "so?"

Mina: "heh heh" presses the play button

Narrator: "The black tape recorder plays kagome's voice saying 'sit'"

Inuyasha: Smashes into the ground

Sesshoumaru: "HAHAHA"

Mina: "Don't make me make you one!:

Sesshoumaru: O.O;; is quiet

Narrator: "Now! For the fourth time, they all begin to walk through the woods."

Sesshoumaru: walks far behind Inuyasha and Mina.

___________O____O___________________________________________O_________ Inuyasha^ ^Mina Sesshoumaru^

Mina: turns around to face Sesshoumaru "hurry up!"

Sesshoumaru: U_U "yeah yeah"

Inuyasha: A little ahead looking for the purple squirrel

Narrator: "Suddenly there is a rustle in the trees."

Sesshoumaru: Jumps up killing whatever it was

Inuyasha "THAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE FUCKING SQUIRREL"

Sesshoumaru: U_U shrugs "What are the chances of that?"

Narrator: "Whatever Sesshoumaru killed fell from the tree. The purple squirrel lay motionless"

Inuyasha: "oh my fucking god!" smacks his head

Sesshoumaru: "now like I said what was the chance of that happening?"

Inuyasha: Jumps to slash at Sesshoumaru

Narrator: "But is stopped!"

Inuyasha: "huh?"

Mina: grabs Inuyasha's sleeve as he runs by "leave him"

Inuyasha: "NO!"

Mina: holds onto his arm "we can find the nuts calm down,"

Sesshoumaru: smirks

Mina: whispers to Inuyasha "Let me handle this"

Inuyasha: raises an eyebrow as mina walks over to Sesshoumaru

Mina: "Hey Sesshoumaru, you just made my job a lot harder!" smacks him across the face

Narrator: "A red hand mark is left on his face"

Sesshoumaru: "I don't take crap like that from any human," Leaps at Mina

Narrator: "Seconds before Sesshoumaru slashes Mina he is thrown back by a force to his gut as Inuyasha drives his elbow into Sesshoumaru and throws him back"

Mina: looks back "."

Inuyasha: "What out! Geese you're a stupid person if I've ever seen one!"

Mina: "I knew he was coming."

Narrator: "I saw him."

Inuyasha: -_-*

Sesshoumaru: stands up glaring

Mina: "Sesshoumaru turns into a pink bunny" ! ! Sesshoumaru: * hop hop * =(^.^)=

(o o)o Mina: picks it up and throws it on the ground as it turns back into Sesshoumaru "come on!"

Inuyasha: "What the hell do we do? The fucking squirrel is dead!" growls

Narrator: "A purple squirrel hops out of the trees"

Mina: "Look!"

Inuyasha: Watches as the squirrel walks slowly to a tree and up the branches to a hole in the trunk.

Mina: "I'm not climbing up that tree in a skirt... Why am I even wearing this?" -_-*

Sesshoumaru: "No way, I don't climb trees"

Inuyasha: Already up the tree shoveling nuts into his pockets, he drops one"

Mina: picks it up

Narrator: "The nut is purple and orange and resembles an acorn"

Inuyasha: jumps down "now what?"

Mina: "We have to find a crocodile!"