Xion: ok I'm back and I am happy and confident **sighs and meditates**
Tai: o.O;; um what are you doing....contacting your insurance policy**laughs histaricly*
Xion: no I'm confident that my stories are longer why?
Tai: .;; you look like a banana.....can I eat you?
Xion: o.O;; what the fuck HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!
Tai:*eats a banana* awwwwwwwwwwwwwww man!
Xion: go away you're bugging me......shit head.
Tai: DID I HEAR THAT!!!!!!!
Xion: yea what are you gonna do about it ......... Panzea ass buttmuncher..
Tai: XION'S MOM XION IS CUSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xion's mom: *sleeping*
Tai: uh oh ** turns around and finds an angry xion**
Xion: I AM SO GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Xion:** runs after him and beating the living crap out of him** I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: **runs away with some broken teeth**AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Xion: MY FOOT IS GONNA GO SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THE WORLD ON MY KNEE WILL QUENSH YOUR THIRST!!!!!!!!!!( I got that from Major Payne )
Tai:** still running and hits a giant toilet** how the hell did this get in here.....uh oh.
Xion:**trips over Tai and lands in the toilet then a tin can rolls on the top of the toilet** um uh oh....*then the tin can hits the flusher**OOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**FLUSHE S**
Tai: uh oh HEY I GET TO RUN THE SHOW KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************* WELCOME TO THE XION INTERVIEW SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH SPECIAL GUESTS.......THE SAND STING RAY GANG!!!!!!!!WITH THE BAND LINKIN PARK!!!!!!!ANS HERES OUR HOST THE ONE THE ONLY....XION!!!!!!!
Camera man : um mysterious announcer xion accidentally got in a toilet accident so Tai is our host for today....
Oh.....Well our host is the brat Tai yay yea whatever.*walks off the stage*
Tai: well HI EVERYONE!!!!!!!
Audience:*is sleeping and snoring*
Tai: well o.o ooooooooooookk Our guest today are THE SAND STING RAY GANG!!!!!!!
Mean while Xion was in the giant draing pipe that is in the local sewer.
Xion:man how do I get out of here.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I guess I'll have to walk down his pipe and wonder where it leads.
An Hour Later......
Xion: man I've been walking down this pipe for hours I wonder where I am.Hey is that light**runs down to the end** HELLO FREEDOM!!!!!!! ** is about to fall down a 2000 deep death* WHOA!*gets on top of the pop exit*man that was close * crawls to the street and finds him in LAS VEGAS!!!!!*HOLY HELL!!!!!!Good thing I have a lot of money.:D
Mean while at the show.
Tai: ok the point of this show is I ask answers you tell me questions.
Sand Sting Ray Gang: o.O;; what?
Tai: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!!!!!Ahem.Ok the point of this show is I ask you questions and you tell me answers.
Sand Sting Ray Gang: ok now it makes since.Yep Yep.Hey whats that on the floor.
Tai:o.o ok lemme see hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HEY ITS XION's JOURNEL MWHAHAHAHAHAHA REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xion gets a shock in his neck and getting electro-fried.
Xion:Journal TAMPER!!!!!!!!!!!LOOKY!!!!!!!!!!!!*yells at the top of his lungs*TAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: did I just hear something.*shows a picture of xion and his girlfriend*
Audience get in a shock and start screaming!!!!!
Tai:what is it that bad*looks at it*HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs around in circles*
Sand Sting Ray Gang:*loox at it*what?Why are ya'll running around for its only xion and his dog.*a page flips down**loox at it*HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs and hits a wall*
Tai: OK BACK TO THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: o.o ok?
Sand Sting Ray Gang: o.O
Tai: ^-^
Sand Sting Ray Gang: hey did you come out of a tortise or a camel?
Tai: o.O um I ask the questions here.
Ten Hours Later
Audience is beating up everyone.
Tai: DANGER WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!*is beatin up by a mother fucking monkey*
Random Person: IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other Random Person: no its not its that damn radioactive monkey.
Random Person: o.O * is attacked by radioactive monkey*
Other Random Person: *is too*
Xion is on a truck being driven to Texas.
Xion: HEY RETARTED DRIVER!!!!!!WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!!!!!!!!!!!!*car is hit by a stop sign is knocked unconscious* Xion:*receives CPR from old granny* * wakes up * HOLY HELLLL!!!!!!!!!!*washes his mouth and all that shit and takes away granny lips and saliva**drives the damn truck*
Retarted Driver: DUH HEY!!!!!!!!!Oh forget about ummmmmmmm it.
Xion:*returns and finds his garage totaled**goes over to a beatin up Tai* WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: I don't know *coughs*
Some Person:he brought a radioactive monkey and it crashed your garage.
Xion:*gets pissed and grows a red face with many veins on his forehead*
Some Person:*goes to the tv* please wait for the broadcast signal the next time you'll see his guts splattered on the floor.*is grabbed*
Xion:you too pretty boy.*pulls him in and beats the living crap out of them.*
Camera turns to a waiting broadcast thingy.Thirty minutes later.
Xion is standing in the middle of the totaled garage and all the damage and cameras around him with all the people including the radioactive monkey beatin like a rhino on a stool being fixed like a ball cap.
Xion: as you can see I HAVE BEATIN THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!But the bad thing is so the co-host ,the audience,that damn monkey,the guest, and the band.So that's a bad thing sorry but I don't know what I'm gonna do next so LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: go suck a lemon*is kicked in the ribs*....ugh....
Xion:WAIT WE HAVE EMINEM ....but the singer is gone but ILL FILL IN*grabs the mic*THIS IS FOR YOU HOOBLE!!!!!!!!!!*sings cleanin out my closet**sings just like him*
Tai: O.O
Audience: O.O
Radioactive monkey: O.O
Xion:*Finshes*THANK YOU CLEVELAND!!!!!!!!!*goes out and gets on his harley and puts on his American bandana and puts on his black leather gloves and shades**starts it*
Tai: where the hell did he get a harley?
Random Person:*shrugs*
Dancing Lobsters come in.
Tai: o.O;; what the hell didn't Genkai kill those bitches.
Random Person:*in shrug mode*
Tai:*turns him off*
Random Person: *dies*X_X
Xion:* is at hoobles house*
Tai: doesn't she live in Atlanta Georgia?
Random Person: X_X
Tai:*goes inside and eats a biscuit*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************* Disclaimer:Xion:hehe I made out with Hooble SHES HOT MAN!!!!!!!!
Tai: your sick.
Xion: ok that's it*gets a box and puts tai in it and tapes it and puts in a damn stamp and mails him to the great hooble*MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..I'll make sure she has a hammer.
Tai:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xion: **puts him in a mailbox and he is mailed to the great hooble which on the front it says heres a package from me xion.WITH LOVE,ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai:......this sucks. END
Tai: o.O;; um what are you doing....contacting your insurance policy**laughs histaricly*
Xion: no I'm confident that my stories are longer why?
Tai: .;; you look like a banana.....can I eat you?
Xion: o.O;; what the fuck HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!
Tai:*eats a banana* awwwwwwwwwwwwwww man!
Xion: go away you're bugging me......shit head.
Tai: DID I HEAR THAT!!!!!!!
Xion: yea what are you gonna do about it ......... Panzea ass buttmuncher..
Tai: XION'S MOM XION IS CUSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xion's mom: *sleeping*
Tai: uh oh ** turns around and finds an angry xion**
Xion: I AM SO GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Xion:** runs after him and beating the living crap out of him** I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: **runs away with some broken teeth**AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Xion: MY FOOT IS GONNA GO SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THE WORLD ON MY KNEE WILL QUENSH YOUR THIRST!!!!!!!!!!( I got that from Major Payne )
Tai:** still running and hits a giant toilet** how the hell did this get in here.....uh oh.
Xion:**trips over Tai and lands in the toilet then a tin can rolls on the top of the toilet** um uh oh....*then the tin can hits the flusher**OOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**FLUSHE S**
Tai: uh oh HEY I GET TO RUN THE SHOW KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************* WELCOME TO THE XION INTERVIEW SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH SPECIAL GUESTS.......THE SAND STING RAY GANG!!!!!!!!WITH THE BAND LINKIN PARK!!!!!!!ANS HERES OUR HOST THE ONE THE ONLY....XION!!!!!!!
Camera man : um mysterious announcer xion accidentally got in a toilet accident so Tai is our host for today....
Oh.....Well our host is the brat Tai yay yea whatever.*walks off the stage*
Tai: well HI EVERYONE!!!!!!!
Audience:*is sleeping and snoring*
Tai: well o.o ooooooooooookk Our guest today are THE SAND STING RAY GANG!!!!!!!
Mean while Xion was in the giant draing pipe that is in the local sewer.
Xion:man how do I get out of here.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I guess I'll have to walk down his pipe and wonder where it leads.
An Hour Later......
Xion: man I've been walking down this pipe for hours I wonder where I am.Hey is that light**runs down to the end** HELLO FREEDOM!!!!!!! ** is about to fall down a 2000 deep death* WHOA!*gets on top of the pop exit*man that was close * crawls to the street and finds him in LAS VEGAS!!!!!*HOLY HELL!!!!!!Good thing I have a lot of money.:D
Mean while at the show.
Tai: ok the point of this show is I ask answers you tell me questions.
Sand Sting Ray Gang: o.O;; what?
Tai: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!!!!!Ahem.Ok the point of this show is I ask you questions and you tell me answers.
Sand Sting Ray Gang: ok now it makes since.Yep Yep.Hey whats that on the floor.
Tai:o.o ok lemme see hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HEY ITS XION's JOURNEL MWHAHAHAHAHAHA REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xion gets a shock in his neck and getting electro-fried.
Xion:Journal TAMPER!!!!!!!!!!!LOOKY!!!!!!!!!!!!*yells at the top of his lungs*TAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: did I just hear something.*shows a picture of xion and his girlfriend*
Audience get in a shock and start screaming!!!!!
Tai:what is it that bad*looks at it*HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs around in circles*
Sand Sting Ray Gang:*loox at it*what?Why are ya'll running around for its only xion and his dog.*a page flips down**loox at it*HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs and hits a wall*
Tai: OK BACK TO THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: o.o ok?
Sand Sting Ray Gang: o.O
Tai: ^-^
Sand Sting Ray Gang: hey did you come out of a tortise or a camel?
Tai: o.O um I ask the questions here.
Ten Hours Later
Audience is beating up everyone.
Tai: DANGER WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!*is beatin up by a mother fucking monkey*
Random Person: IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other Random Person: no its not its that damn radioactive monkey.
Random Person: o.O * is attacked by radioactive monkey*
Other Random Person: *is too*
Xion is on a truck being driven to Texas.
Xion: HEY RETARTED DRIVER!!!!!!WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!!!!!!!!!!!!*car is hit by a stop sign is knocked unconscious* Xion:*receives CPR from old granny* * wakes up * HOLY HELLLL!!!!!!!!!!*washes his mouth and all that shit and takes away granny lips and saliva**drives the damn truck*
Retarted Driver: DUH HEY!!!!!!!!!Oh forget about ummmmmmmm it.
Xion:*returns and finds his garage totaled**goes over to a beatin up Tai* WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: I don't know *coughs*
Some Person:he brought a radioactive monkey and it crashed your garage.
Xion:*gets pissed and grows a red face with many veins on his forehead*
Some Person:*goes to the tv* please wait for the broadcast signal the next time you'll see his guts splattered on the floor.*is grabbed*
Xion:you too pretty boy.*pulls him in and beats the living crap out of them.*
Camera turns to a waiting broadcast thingy.Thirty minutes later.
Xion is standing in the middle of the totaled garage and all the damage and cameras around him with all the people including the radioactive monkey beatin like a rhino on a stool being fixed like a ball cap.
Xion: as you can see I HAVE BEATIN THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!But the bad thing is so the co-host ,the audience,that damn monkey,the guest, and the band.So that's a bad thing sorry but I don't know what I'm gonna do next so LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: go suck a lemon*is kicked in the ribs*....ugh....
Xion:WAIT WE HAVE EMINEM ....but the singer is gone but ILL FILL IN*grabs the mic*THIS IS FOR YOU HOOBLE!!!!!!!!!!*sings cleanin out my closet**sings just like him*
Tai: O.O
Audience: O.O
Radioactive monkey: O.O
Xion:*Finshes*THANK YOU CLEVELAND!!!!!!!!!*goes out and gets on his harley and puts on his American bandana and puts on his black leather gloves and shades**starts it*
Tai: where the hell did he get a harley?
Random Person:*shrugs*
Dancing Lobsters come in.
Tai: o.O;; what the hell didn't Genkai kill those bitches.
Random Person:*in shrug mode*
Tai:*turns him off*
Random Person: *dies*X_X
Xion:* is at hoobles house*
Tai: doesn't she live in Atlanta Georgia?
Random Person: X_X
Tai:*goes inside and eats a biscuit*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************* Disclaimer:Xion:hehe I made out with Hooble SHES HOT MAN!!!!!!!!
Tai: your sick.
Xion: ok that's it*gets a box and puts tai in it and tapes it and puts in a damn stamp and mails him to the great hooble*MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..I'll make sure she has a hammer.
Tai:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xion: **puts him in a mailbox and he is mailed to the great hooble which on the front it says heres a package from me xion.WITH LOVE,ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai:......this sucks. END