MA: hey peoples. Right now we have a big fight between David and tike.
Takato: can't we go one chapter without two people having a go at it?
(Obi-wan and yoda enter.)
MA: what are you two doing here?
Obi-wan: we are here to defend justice and fight the dark side for all.
MA: I see.
Obi-wan: and put 500 on David.
Yoda: mmm. 500 on tike I put. Kick ass he does.
MA: ok you do that. While they watch the fight, I'm doing the corner. Well this is a first since I have been doing this that I've got a request for someone who's been dead but you wanted it, you got it. She is the mother of David and Davis' future wife, here's Alice.
Alice: great to be here.
MA: now tell me about yourself.
Alice: well my full name is Alice two-feathers of the Sioux tribe. I met Davis during the world tour and we remained close during the war and we got married later and had David.
MA: now I have to ask what people are right now wondering: what the hell do you see in Davis?!
Alice: well, he's handsome and caring and I loved his idea of owning his own noodle stand. Do you know where my son is?
David: BANNNNZAIIIIIIIIIII!
Alice: what was that?
MA: nothing. Could you please do the disclaimer?
Alice: of course. Ma doesn't own digimon or dbz. Now what's going on in there?
David: MOMMY!
Alice: son?
MA: uh.. On with the fic?
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
CLASH OF THE ELITIST
The tension in the apartment could be cut with a knife as the reaming group waited for any news. They had arrived two hours ago and, with the report from Russell and Otto, they had a reason to be worried.
" Man this sucks!" stated kazu as he and Henry played chess.
" I know but max told us to stay behind so we stay behind until we hear something." Henry said as he moved.
" Damn man! You're too calm about this." Said kenta.
" Calm? I'm far from it. I'm five minutes away from pissing my pants but that won't help things will it?"
Meanwhile, tike cussed as he put on the new outfit that shinmon gave him in place of torn ones; a orange gi with a dark blue long sleeve undershirt, orange pants, and black shoes.
" Well?" he asked his best friend and sister.
" Looks good on you bro."
" Would look better on me."
" Shut up!"
" Do you think they are ok, David?"
" Let's see: your cousin has gone to fight with an alien digimon and his brother who use to be a digimon to fight a wizard with the power to control evil digimon and make them stronger so he can bring a digimon who can, in theory, wipe out all life in the digital universe."
" Yeah, lucky bastard."
" Can I sit with you guys?" asked jeri as she walked onto the balcony. Sora, keke, and rika sat, watching the horizon as if waiting for a sign.
" Pull up a chair." Said sora as jeri sat down.
" Do you really think they can win?"
" Max will win jeri. He know he can't afford to lose." Said keke.
" I don't know. That daburamon guy sounds pretty scary." Stated rika.
" Max doesn't care. It just another challenge to him."
" To both of them." Added sora.
" Hey, I want to know something; what do you think of pikkan?" asked jeri.
" Pikkan? The guy's a jerk!" said rika.
" You mean it?"
" He is kind of arrogant." Added sora.
" Wait a minute! Why do you ask?" mentioned sora.
"............"
" NO WAY!" exclaimed rika.
" You mean you got the hots for pikkan?!" said a surprised sora.
" No! It's just that he saved my life and I know behind that tough guy image is a..."
" Soul of an angel." The three other girls said at the same time.
" How did you know?"
" Jeri, look who are with?" Said rika.
" Oh."
" You girls think we should start a club?" asked keke.
" Yeah the 'the girlfriends of hard headed knuckleheads who like to fight' club."
Pikkan paced in front of the door as he and the others waited for the next fighter to appear.
" Your gonna ware a hole in the floor." Said max.
" I can't help it! Alterians are not known for our patience."
" I hope they send a decent fighter. Those last two were jokes." Remarked BW.
All of a sudden to the door to the room slowly opened and out stepped the king of demon digimon, daburamon.
DA: that's daburamon; ultimate level demon class digimon. His attacks; stone spit, viper breath and weapon smith.
" Whoa! That's a change!" said max.
" Damn! They send him out now?! Hey pikkan! Let me fight him!" asked BW.
" No way! He's mine!" said pikkan with a wide grin on his face.
" Welcome to stage three. I am surprised that you got this far but this is as far as you go. Now, I would prefer if you all attack, at the same time."
" Wait a minute! On this one you fight me, alone. But I would prefer if we fight somewhere else. This place is too cramped."
" NO! YOU WILL FIGHT ME NOW!"
" Daburamon?"
" Master?"
" Maybe he's right. All this fighting might wake buumon too soon."
" Of course."
" What planet would you like?"
" Something similar to this one. I don't want an unfair advantage."
" Ohh! You really want to show them don't you? Very well."
PAPURAPA
As with the other stages, the room changed into a planet; the sky was a deep red color with the landscape being rocky with rivers of water running through them. Pikkan took his fighting stance.
" Be careful, pikkan. Watch out for those luggies of his."
" He won't get a chance." He said as he jumped into the air and came down on the demon king with his fist slammed both against the rocks. Daburamon leaped up into the bloody sky with pikkan in hot pursuit. He then swiped his arms, releasing a wave of energy that nearly cut him in two. The wave cut the ground and water as pikkan dashed up with a punch but daburamon caught it. He then swung the alterian warrior over his shoulder and threw him into a lake and landed on the ground to wait for him to come up. Pikkan had recovered from the impact and form a plan; he then creates a ball in his hand and shot it up, through the water. Seeing the attack coming, daburamon jumped straight up, preparing to retaliate until pikkan appear to the left of him as the ball was coming right at him. Pikkan punched him while avoiding his own attack, sending him crashing into a cliff. The evil warrior rose out of the rubble with debris floated around him. With the opening of his eyes, he sent the rock into pikkan forcing him into a mesa. Daburamon landed and walked toward of the site of impact with a grin on his face but it disappeared as pikkan jumped out and on to his foes level of ground.
" You're pretty strong for a human."
" Human? You ass! I am pikkan, first class warrior of the Alterian Empire!"
Daburamon couldn't believe his ears; even on his part of the digi-verse, the rumors of the fighting ability of the alterians were legendary and now he was face to face with its top ranked fighter.
" I see by the look on your face, you had no idea I was an alterian. Well let me show you what we are made of." He said as he removed his hat and outer clothes.
" Ahh! Now we'll see what he can do." Remarked max.
In the blink of an ear, pikkan dashed up and rammed his fist into the gut of daburamon, ejecting a clear liquid out of his mouth and then elbowed him across the face. He then began to assault him with a flurry of punches, some of which he could barely dodge. He got away and fired a blast at him but pikkan easily dodged it, appeared behind him and slammed him into the cliff wall. Angered, he swatted at him but Pikkan's speed was too much as he flew up and on to a pillar and daburamon did the same on another.
" Why don't you show me you full power? You're no challenge like this."
" Fine." He said as he began to roar his unearthly roar that seemed straight out of the bowls of hell itself. The ground erupted as his power reached it peak but pikkan was not scared. When he stopped, he vanished and reappeared to a surprised pikkan and kicked him off the pillar. Pikkan wiped his lip as he looked for his foe and found him as he came from behind, locking him in a full nelson. He flew over the ground, scrapping the alien digimon over the land and letting him go, allowing him to skid across the ground. He then jumped up as daburamon's fist hit the ground where he once lay. He bounced off the rock and made a beeline straight for daburamon.
VIPER BREATH
Daburamon inhaled and exhaled with a wall of fire heading right for him. Pikkan gave a flash of light from his palm, blinding his foe. When he regained his eyesight, pikkan was nowhere to be found. He slowly walked around the immediate area listening to every noise and sound, trying to track down his wily opponent.
THUNDER FLASH ATTACK
Pikkan appeared from behind a large rock and fired his main attack.
VIPER BREATH
The two fire based attack collided in a massive power struggle with both putting everything they have into it until the stress was too much and resulted in a tremendous explosion. The others shielded their eyes as the fired blast rocked the ground. Out of the smoldering rubble, the fighters floated into the sky, brunt and smoking and still deadest on fighting.
" Man! This is a kick ass fight!" exclaimed BW.
" And it looks like it's not over." Said Simms.
" You might as well give up. You energy is getting weaker by the minute." Said daburamon.
" Don't you know anything; assumptions are the mother of all fuck-ups."
Pikkan dashed right at him as his threw a punch, causing one to hit the other. Daburamon then landed with pikkan behind him.
STONE SPIT
He turned and spat at him but pikkan dodge it and kicked the spitter. Daburamon flew back pissed as he extended his arms.
WEAPON SMITH: SWORD
In his hand materialized a large sword and slashed his head. Pikkan rubbed his head and three hairs fell to the ground but he had no time to worry about it for the king was now after him. He slashed at pikkan but cut only air and rock as pikkan used all his speed to avoid the blade at all cost. Then in an instant, the sword came over his head and he caught with both hands. Daburamon pushed down as pikkan kept it from his skull but it drew ever closer. Just as it was about to cut him, pikkan pushed with all his might and broke the sword in two.
They land on opposite sides as pikkan threw down the blade while daburamon looked at his broken blade and threw it down as well, watching the pieces vaporized.
" Come on daburamon! Take his energy!" sorcerermon yelled at his ball not noticing one of his henchmen walk behind him.
" Master!"
" What do you want?! Can't you see I'm watching the fight?!"
" I'm sorry master, but you told me to tell you when you-know-who gets here."
" You mean, he's here?"
" Yes."
" Well what are you waiting for? Show him in!"
" Right away, master." And with that, he left.
" Daburamon."
" Yes master?"
" I'm bring you back to the ship."
" But master..."
" Our guest has arrived."
" Ah! I see. Well then, by all means..."
PAPURAPA
Suddenly the scene changed back to the ship and daburamon turned as the door opened.
" Hey! Wait a minute! This fight isn't over! You give up?" asked an angry pikkan.
" Oh no, I don't give up. We just need a minute to re-work our strategy."
" What strategy?"
" We just have a new recruit, powerful enough to handle you all." He finished as he walked through the door and vanished.
" I don't like the way he said that."
" I am so glad to have a digimon of your caliber here with me." Sorcerermon said as daburamon entered.
" Master."
" Ah! Daburamon! So good of you to join us. I want you to meet our newest recruit; beelzemon."
NEXT TIME: Our heroes must now face the very powerful, very dangerous and very pissed beelzemon.
THE REMATCH
MA: hey that was a good one.
Max: good what? David's mom broke up the fight.
Tai: now who are we gonna bet on?
SM: hey guys! Who won?
MA: David's mom broke up the fight.
SM: damn! (Anaikan skywalker comes in.)
AS: hey who won? (Sees spider-man.) Who the fuck let him in here?
SM: I go where I want, you light saber-wielding bitch.
AS: you make something of it, web boy?
SM: I know why you're sore; you know your piece of shit move won't make more money than my blockbuster.
AS: as if!
SM: you want some of this!
AS: let's do it, spider-slut!
Tai, max, takato, and ma: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
LATER FICCERS
Takato: can't we go one chapter without two people having a go at it?
(Obi-wan and yoda enter.)
MA: what are you two doing here?
Obi-wan: we are here to defend justice and fight the dark side for all.
MA: I see.
Obi-wan: and put 500 on David.
Yoda: mmm. 500 on tike I put. Kick ass he does.
MA: ok you do that. While they watch the fight, I'm doing the corner. Well this is a first since I have been doing this that I've got a request for someone who's been dead but you wanted it, you got it. She is the mother of David and Davis' future wife, here's Alice.
Alice: great to be here.
MA: now tell me about yourself.
Alice: well my full name is Alice two-feathers of the Sioux tribe. I met Davis during the world tour and we remained close during the war and we got married later and had David.
MA: now I have to ask what people are right now wondering: what the hell do you see in Davis?!
Alice: well, he's handsome and caring and I loved his idea of owning his own noodle stand. Do you know where my son is?
David: BANNNNZAIIIIIIIIIII!
Alice: what was that?
MA: nothing. Could you please do the disclaimer?
Alice: of course. Ma doesn't own digimon or dbz. Now what's going on in there?
David: MOMMY!
Alice: son?
MA: uh.. On with the fic?
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
CLASH OF THE ELITIST
The tension in the apartment could be cut with a knife as the reaming group waited for any news. They had arrived two hours ago and, with the report from Russell and Otto, they had a reason to be worried.
" Man this sucks!" stated kazu as he and Henry played chess.
" I know but max told us to stay behind so we stay behind until we hear something." Henry said as he moved.
" Damn man! You're too calm about this." Said kenta.
" Calm? I'm far from it. I'm five minutes away from pissing my pants but that won't help things will it?"
Meanwhile, tike cussed as he put on the new outfit that shinmon gave him in place of torn ones; a orange gi with a dark blue long sleeve undershirt, orange pants, and black shoes.
" Well?" he asked his best friend and sister.
" Looks good on you bro."
" Would look better on me."
" Shut up!"
" Do you think they are ok, David?"
" Let's see: your cousin has gone to fight with an alien digimon and his brother who use to be a digimon to fight a wizard with the power to control evil digimon and make them stronger so he can bring a digimon who can, in theory, wipe out all life in the digital universe."
" Yeah, lucky bastard."
" Can I sit with you guys?" asked jeri as she walked onto the balcony. Sora, keke, and rika sat, watching the horizon as if waiting for a sign.
" Pull up a chair." Said sora as jeri sat down.
" Do you really think they can win?"
" Max will win jeri. He know he can't afford to lose." Said keke.
" I don't know. That daburamon guy sounds pretty scary." Stated rika.
" Max doesn't care. It just another challenge to him."
" To both of them." Added sora.
" Hey, I want to know something; what do you think of pikkan?" asked jeri.
" Pikkan? The guy's a jerk!" said rika.
" You mean it?"
" He is kind of arrogant." Added sora.
" Wait a minute! Why do you ask?" mentioned sora.
"............"
" NO WAY!" exclaimed rika.
" You mean you got the hots for pikkan?!" said a surprised sora.
" No! It's just that he saved my life and I know behind that tough guy image is a..."
" Soul of an angel." The three other girls said at the same time.
" How did you know?"
" Jeri, look who are with?" Said rika.
" Oh."
" You girls think we should start a club?" asked keke.
" Yeah the 'the girlfriends of hard headed knuckleheads who like to fight' club."
Pikkan paced in front of the door as he and the others waited for the next fighter to appear.
" Your gonna ware a hole in the floor." Said max.
" I can't help it! Alterians are not known for our patience."
" I hope they send a decent fighter. Those last two were jokes." Remarked BW.
All of a sudden to the door to the room slowly opened and out stepped the king of demon digimon, daburamon.
DA: that's daburamon; ultimate level demon class digimon. His attacks; stone spit, viper breath and weapon smith.
" Whoa! That's a change!" said max.
" Damn! They send him out now?! Hey pikkan! Let me fight him!" asked BW.
" No way! He's mine!" said pikkan with a wide grin on his face.
" Welcome to stage three. I am surprised that you got this far but this is as far as you go. Now, I would prefer if you all attack, at the same time."
" Wait a minute! On this one you fight me, alone. But I would prefer if we fight somewhere else. This place is too cramped."
" NO! YOU WILL FIGHT ME NOW!"
" Daburamon?"
" Master?"
" Maybe he's right. All this fighting might wake buumon too soon."
" Of course."
" What planet would you like?"
" Something similar to this one. I don't want an unfair advantage."
" Ohh! You really want to show them don't you? Very well."
PAPURAPA
As with the other stages, the room changed into a planet; the sky was a deep red color with the landscape being rocky with rivers of water running through them. Pikkan took his fighting stance.
" Be careful, pikkan. Watch out for those luggies of his."
" He won't get a chance." He said as he jumped into the air and came down on the demon king with his fist slammed both against the rocks. Daburamon leaped up into the bloody sky with pikkan in hot pursuit. He then swiped his arms, releasing a wave of energy that nearly cut him in two. The wave cut the ground and water as pikkan dashed up with a punch but daburamon caught it. He then swung the alterian warrior over his shoulder and threw him into a lake and landed on the ground to wait for him to come up. Pikkan had recovered from the impact and form a plan; he then creates a ball in his hand and shot it up, through the water. Seeing the attack coming, daburamon jumped straight up, preparing to retaliate until pikkan appear to the left of him as the ball was coming right at him. Pikkan punched him while avoiding his own attack, sending him crashing into a cliff. The evil warrior rose out of the rubble with debris floated around him. With the opening of his eyes, he sent the rock into pikkan forcing him into a mesa. Daburamon landed and walked toward of the site of impact with a grin on his face but it disappeared as pikkan jumped out and on to his foes level of ground.
" You're pretty strong for a human."
" Human? You ass! I am pikkan, first class warrior of the Alterian Empire!"
Daburamon couldn't believe his ears; even on his part of the digi-verse, the rumors of the fighting ability of the alterians were legendary and now he was face to face with its top ranked fighter.
" I see by the look on your face, you had no idea I was an alterian. Well let me show you what we are made of." He said as he removed his hat and outer clothes.
" Ahh! Now we'll see what he can do." Remarked max.
In the blink of an ear, pikkan dashed up and rammed his fist into the gut of daburamon, ejecting a clear liquid out of his mouth and then elbowed him across the face. He then began to assault him with a flurry of punches, some of which he could barely dodge. He got away and fired a blast at him but pikkan easily dodged it, appeared behind him and slammed him into the cliff wall. Angered, he swatted at him but Pikkan's speed was too much as he flew up and on to a pillar and daburamon did the same on another.
" Why don't you show me you full power? You're no challenge like this."
" Fine." He said as he began to roar his unearthly roar that seemed straight out of the bowls of hell itself. The ground erupted as his power reached it peak but pikkan was not scared. When he stopped, he vanished and reappeared to a surprised pikkan and kicked him off the pillar. Pikkan wiped his lip as he looked for his foe and found him as he came from behind, locking him in a full nelson. He flew over the ground, scrapping the alien digimon over the land and letting him go, allowing him to skid across the ground. He then jumped up as daburamon's fist hit the ground where he once lay. He bounced off the rock and made a beeline straight for daburamon.
VIPER BREATH
Daburamon inhaled and exhaled with a wall of fire heading right for him. Pikkan gave a flash of light from his palm, blinding his foe. When he regained his eyesight, pikkan was nowhere to be found. He slowly walked around the immediate area listening to every noise and sound, trying to track down his wily opponent.
THUNDER FLASH ATTACK
Pikkan appeared from behind a large rock and fired his main attack.
VIPER BREATH
The two fire based attack collided in a massive power struggle with both putting everything they have into it until the stress was too much and resulted in a tremendous explosion. The others shielded their eyes as the fired blast rocked the ground. Out of the smoldering rubble, the fighters floated into the sky, brunt and smoking and still deadest on fighting.
" Man! This is a kick ass fight!" exclaimed BW.
" And it looks like it's not over." Said Simms.
" You might as well give up. You energy is getting weaker by the minute." Said daburamon.
" Don't you know anything; assumptions are the mother of all fuck-ups."
Pikkan dashed right at him as his threw a punch, causing one to hit the other. Daburamon then landed with pikkan behind him.
STONE SPIT
He turned and spat at him but pikkan dodge it and kicked the spitter. Daburamon flew back pissed as he extended his arms.
WEAPON SMITH: SWORD
In his hand materialized a large sword and slashed his head. Pikkan rubbed his head and three hairs fell to the ground but he had no time to worry about it for the king was now after him. He slashed at pikkan but cut only air and rock as pikkan used all his speed to avoid the blade at all cost. Then in an instant, the sword came over his head and he caught with both hands. Daburamon pushed down as pikkan kept it from his skull but it drew ever closer. Just as it was about to cut him, pikkan pushed with all his might and broke the sword in two.
They land on opposite sides as pikkan threw down the blade while daburamon looked at his broken blade and threw it down as well, watching the pieces vaporized.
" Come on daburamon! Take his energy!" sorcerermon yelled at his ball not noticing one of his henchmen walk behind him.
" Master!"
" What do you want?! Can't you see I'm watching the fight?!"
" I'm sorry master, but you told me to tell you when you-know-who gets here."
" You mean, he's here?"
" Yes."
" Well what are you waiting for? Show him in!"
" Right away, master." And with that, he left.
" Daburamon."
" Yes master?"
" I'm bring you back to the ship."
" But master..."
" Our guest has arrived."
" Ah! I see. Well then, by all means..."
PAPURAPA
Suddenly the scene changed back to the ship and daburamon turned as the door opened.
" Hey! Wait a minute! This fight isn't over! You give up?" asked an angry pikkan.
" Oh no, I don't give up. We just need a minute to re-work our strategy."
" What strategy?"
" We just have a new recruit, powerful enough to handle you all." He finished as he walked through the door and vanished.
" I don't like the way he said that."
" I am so glad to have a digimon of your caliber here with me." Sorcerermon said as daburamon entered.
" Master."
" Ah! Daburamon! So good of you to join us. I want you to meet our newest recruit; beelzemon."
NEXT TIME: Our heroes must now face the very powerful, very dangerous and very pissed beelzemon.
THE REMATCH
MA: hey that was a good one.
Max: good what? David's mom broke up the fight.
Tai: now who are we gonna bet on?
SM: hey guys! Who won?
MA: David's mom broke up the fight.
SM: damn! (Anaikan skywalker comes in.)
AS: hey who won? (Sees spider-man.) Who the fuck let him in here?
SM: I go where I want, you light saber-wielding bitch.
AS: you make something of it, web boy?
SM: I know why you're sore; you know your piece of shit move won't make more money than my blockbuster.
AS: as if!
SM: you want some of this!
AS: let's do it, spider-slut!
Tai, max, takato, and ma: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
LATER FICCERS