MA: hey peoples. I'm happy to say that work on the d3 website is up and running.
(Everyone cheers.)
Max: yes. First the Internet! Then the world!
MA: what's that suppose to mean?
Max: nothing, nothing. (Note to self: ma knows too much.)
MA: now before I introduce my next guest, I want you to promise me you won't hurt me.
BW: come on, ma. We're your friends and we wouldn't hurt you for nothing.
MA: well my next guest is Davis.
BW: except for that.
Davis: hey everyone! Hi Tai!
Tai: oh god.
Davis: so you're David, my son huh? Put her there.
David: I'm related to this? Kill me now.
MA: umm... If I could ask you a couple of questions...
Davis: in a minute. Who is this? (Looks over to rika.) Hey! You kinda remind me of someone.
Rika: I know. Kari with a punk edge.
Davis: you wanna grabs some noodles?
Rika: no thanks.
Davis: please? I'll be your little gogglehead.
Everyone: oh, shit!
Max: he's dead!
MA: as a doornail!
Tai: that boy's deader that dead!
Rika: LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE FREAK! I ONLY HAVE ONE, AND RIKA MEANS ONE, GOGGLEHEAD IN HER LIFE AND YOU AREN'T IT!
Davis: well slap me around and call me Susie.
Rika: that I will do. (She bitch slaps him.)
Davis: (like a woman.) AHHHHHH!
Rika: you've been a very bad girl, Susan!
Tai: takato, aren't you gonna stop this?
Takato: he called himself gogglehead, now he has to face the consequences!
MA: but what about the disclaimer?
Rika: he'll do it, right?
Davis: (crying) ma doesn't own digimon or dbz.
Rika: AND?!
Davis: and I'm not rika's gogglehead.
Rika: good! (Continues slapping him.)
MA: damn! On with the fic.
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
TOO LITTLE TOO LATE
Pikkan stared at the space that once held max and the others, wondering how max is fairing against beelzemon. He felt the power coming from and he knew that max would have his hands full against him.
" Umm...pikkan?"
" Yes, jeri?"
" Thanks again for saving my life again but could you put me down now?"
Pikkan, realizing that the girl was still in his arms, set here back to her feet, both with a slight blush on their faces.
" Jeri, are you okay?" asked leomon.
" Yes. Thank you."
Leomon then shot a strange look to pikkan who looked away.
" What's up, pikkan?"" asked TK.
" No time to explain. Tike, David, gear up! We're heading to the digital world."
" Wait a minute! What's going on? Where's takato?" asked rika, getting a slight shudder from pikkan, reluctant to tell her of his stony fate.
" Like I said, I don't have time to explain."
" Well in that case, I'm going with you!"
" No way! Thing have gotten too dangerous for you kids."
" Hey! We can handle too dangerous!"
" Alright but just her! The rest stay! No buts!"
The other groaned as he said this.
" What about max?" asked worried keke.
" He's on his own now."
Max was on his own as he and beelzemon dueled with punches in the barren area of the digital world. Max caught him to him in the face but the mega retaliated with a few punches to the face, a knee to the stomach, and an elbow to the back of the neck. He threw two punches have both caught by the teen, as he returned with a set of quick knee shots and threw him into a cliff. Beelzemon slammed his arms against the face of the cliff, removing himself as he floated face to face with max, which had an eager grin on his face. Beelzemon replied with his own grin as the two yelled, powering up to their limits, restarting the battle. Meanwhile, sorcerermon watched with glee as the warriors battled. The meter on buumon's steadily passed the half full mark.
" Amazing! The power that he is producing is enormous!" said daburamon.
" Yes! Having him fight our foes was stroke of genius!"
" Yes it was master."
" Even though I enjoy watching them beat the crap out of each other, we have much more important matters to deal with." The wizard said as he waved his arms over the orb, showing BW and Simms going down the shaft.
" They will be reaching the next stage soon."
" Let them. Soon they will know the wrath of buumon."
BW and Simms continued their descent into the shaft, unopposed as they landed on the next level.
" There they are."
Both looked up to see a group of ten armored warriors standing in front of the door.
" Alright! Let's get them!"
With that, the group surrounded the two.
" We don't have time for these small fries. BW?"
A sly grin appeared on his face as he suddenly powered up and drop the group while Simms covered his face.
" Whoo. That was good, BW."
" Thanks. That was too easy."
" Well, no time to suck in the victory. Time to go!" he said as the floor opened up and the two dropped into the shaft to the next level. The duo landed in a darkly lit room with no more doors or shafts in the floor so they came the conclusion that this was the bottom level but sorcerermon and daburamon were nowhere to be found. But they did find something more interesting; in a corner of the room was a massive ball that had energy pulsating around it.
" Is that it?" asked BW.
" Yes. That's the ball of buumon. And from the looks the meter, his power is more than half way there."
BW didn't need to be told that that was his ball but he needed to be told anyway.
My god! I can feel so much power but it feels empty.
" So what do we do now?"
" There's nothing you can do."
The source of the voice came as sorcerermon and daburamon walked out from behind the ball with grins on their faces.
" Welcome my friends. I hope you didn't have too much difficultly getting here."
" Not as much as you would expect." Said Simms.
" I hope you aren't trying to stop buumon from being released. You see, daburamon has so wanted to meet him. And I hope you don't make him anger." He laughed as the BW and Simms mentally tried to figure out what to do next.
" Hey! Hurry up you two!" yelled pikkan as sakuyamon began to lag behind. Tike and David were flying as ascendants, just to keep up with the speed of pikkan.
" I'm hurrying!" said rika.
" You have to be fast than that to catch up with us." Said tike.
" I haven't flown this fast before so forgive me." Said sakuyamon.
" So how long until we reach the place." Asked David.
" At our present speed, I don't know if we'll reach it in time."
Max hung on to the cliff with all his strength; he was very battle damaged after brawling with the mega.
" Man! He's certainly gotten stronger than the last time."
He soon felt himself being lifted up by the wrist by beelzemon, who was also battle damaged, until they were face to face. With a smile, he flung max to a wall and, as he fired five energy projectile at him, turning into restraints over his wrist, ankles, and neck.
" Well, well! Isn't this a turn; you at my mercy." He said as he walked over to him.
" Not as easy as you though, huh?"
" I never said it would be easy."
" Oh really?" he said as he slapped either side of max's face, get an angry grow from him.
" WHAT?! ARE YOU FEELING HUMILIATED?!" he yells as he began to punch max relentlessly.
" YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HUMILIATION IS!" he said as pounded him. In a sudden burst of strength, max ripped out the restraint around his arms with some of the rock still on them and punched beelzemon, shattering the rocks against his face. Max then began beat him into the air until beelzemon smashed to the ground. Suddenly his arms transformed into a massive gun and fired at max, as he fired his own energy blast. The huge power struggle put a massive strain on both of them and then, the struggle ended in an explosion of energy. The two floated up to each other stared at each out.
" What do you think?" asked BW.
" I can handle sorcerermon easy but what about daburamon?"
" You just keep small fry off my back! I'll handle devil boy."
" If we are going to fight, let's do it in not so cramped spaces."
PAPURAPA
As before, the room changed from the dark chamber to the open sky. The two looked around to get a feel of where they are and they found the proof they needed: up on a near-by cliff stood the still petrified forms of Tai, guilmon and takato.
" How shall I finish them master?"
" I don't know. Maybe turn them into stone? We've already got a nice collection already."
" You ready?" asked BW, powering up to ascendant form.
" As I'm gonna be." With that, BW charged right at the evil twosome when suddenly, streams of steam shot from around the ball, stopping him. Sorcerermon turned around and looked at the gage.
" What is it master?"
His face had shock written on his face as the needle in the gage had reached the M.
" It-it's d-done."
" Huh?" they all went after he said this.
" BUUMON IS A FULL POWER!!!!"
The sudden gust of wind proved him right: buumon had reach his full power and now it was only a matter of time before he would fully awake.
" But how?! I thought we had some time before he reaches his full power?" asked a pissed BW.
" It must be max. He must be fight at a level beyond ascendant and with that much power..."
" The damage energy must be enormous!"
" I can't believe this day has come. After 10,000 years..."
" We have worked very hard for this moment master."
" Well, if he's coming out, then he won't be happy!" said BW.
" What do you mean by that?" asked Simms. He got his answer as the ex-digimon roared while his golden power arched around him. He then cupped his hands to his side and unleashed a wave of golden energy at the ball. Daburamon grabbed his master and leapt to the side, just as it hit. The beam flashed around the brown ball but it didn't even move. BW, still determined fired again.
" Master, we have to stop him! He'll ruin the awakening!"
" Oh let him! That level of attack is like a flea bite to him."
BW saw that this was true but he wasn't about to give up as he powered up even further and fired an even larger beam. The ground around the ball broke away and the ball was sent straight into the air. Still relentless, he fired his largest beam at the ball, lighting up the sky. After it was over, the ball fell to earth with a thud, when suddenly, pink smoke burst out of the seem of the ball.
" It's done!"
" The beginning of the end."
The halves of the ball then came apart and out emerged nothing but more pink smoke erupted from the shell, as to the surprise of all watching buumon was nowhere to be found.
" Where is it?" asked a stunned sorcerermon.
" I-I don't know." Answered an equally stunned daburamon.
" HAHA! You fool!" laughed Simms.
" I knew it! Buumon must have been weaken in his centuries of captivity and BW's assault destroyed him, at last!"
" Damn it! I can't have lost now!"
" Don't worry, master. We can at least take care of these fouls!"
" Come, my friend! Let's put an end to the circle once and for all."
" You're wrong."
" What?!"
" I mean something, I don't know what, did come out of that ball and it's up there now." He said as he looked up, getting Simms to look up as well. In the sky, the odd pink smoke swirled in a strange pattern.
" What are they looking at?" the wizard asked as he and his right hand Mon looked at the smoke.
" It's just smoke. I don't sense anything." Said daburamon.
The smoke began to swirl in to the shape of arms, then legs.
" Wait! I'm beginning to sense..."
The smoke soon formed the shape of a digimon.
" BUU!"
Beelzemon and max stood eye to eye as the stared each other down when the digimon charged at him.
" Wait! Beelzemon stop!" max shouted as he looked over to another direction.
" What is it?!"
" Do you feel that that? I think that buumon creature has been released." He said as beelzemon could feel it too.
" BUU!" the digimon said as it landed with a thump on the ground.
" What the fuck is that?!" asked BW as he looked upon the digimon: he wore a black vest, a light purple cape, big puffy pants, tan boots, oven mitt type gloves but the odd thing was the fact that he was fat, and pink from head to toe. He had an antenna flicked to the back of his head. His face seemed jolly, almost child like in appearance, with a huge grin on his face. He then began to walk around like a toddler, making baby noises as he did.
" Simms, is this buumon?"
DA: that is indeed buumon: the greatest threat to all existence. His main attack that I know of is change.
" Master, is this the famous buumon?" asked an unsure daburamon.
" I think it is. I haven't seen him in over 10,000 years." Answered sorcerermon.
" I thought he was gonna be bigger." Said BW.
" What are you saying?! This is bad!!!"
" Sure, he's tough but I think I can take him."
" BUU!"
NEXT TIME: Buumon has been revealed to be a weakling but is he?
THE HORROR OF BUUMON
MA: well, rika is still beating the hoo-haw out of Davis.
Davis: HELP ME!
Max: (everyone else is playing card.) sorry, man. You made your bed.
Rika: GET BACK HERE, BITCH!
LATER FICCERS!
(Everyone cheers.)
Max: yes. First the Internet! Then the world!
MA: what's that suppose to mean?
Max: nothing, nothing. (Note to self: ma knows too much.)
MA: now before I introduce my next guest, I want you to promise me you won't hurt me.
BW: come on, ma. We're your friends and we wouldn't hurt you for nothing.
MA: well my next guest is Davis.
BW: except for that.
Davis: hey everyone! Hi Tai!
Tai: oh god.
Davis: so you're David, my son huh? Put her there.
David: I'm related to this? Kill me now.
MA: umm... If I could ask you a couple of questions...
Davis: in a minute. Who is this? (Looks over to rika.) Hey! You kinda remind me of someone.
Rika: I know. Kari with a punk edge.
Davis: you wanna grabs some noodles?
Rika: no thanks.
Davis: please? I'll be your little gogglehead.
Everyone: oh, shit!
Max: he's dead!
MA: as a doornail!
Tai: that boy's deader that dead!
Rika: LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE FREAK! I ONLY HAVE ONE, AND RIKA MEANS ONE, GOGGLEHEAD IN HER LIFE AND YOU AREN'T IT!
Davis: well slap me around and call me Susie.
Rika: that I will do. (She bitch slaps him.)
Davis: (like a woman.) AHHHHHH!
Rika: you've been a very bad girl, Susan!
Tai: takato, aren't you gonna stop this?
Takato: he called himself gogglehead, now he has to face the consequences!
MA: but what about the disclaimer?
Rika: he'll do it, right?
Davis: (crying) ma doesn't own digimon or dbz.
Rika: AND?!
Davis: and I'm not rika's gogglehead.
Rika: good! (Continues slapping him.)
MA: damn! On with the fic.
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
TOO LITTLE TOO LATE
Pikkan stared at the space that once held max and the others, wondering how max is fairing against beelzemon. He felt the power coming from and he knew that max would have his hands full against him.
" Umm...pikkan?"
" Yes, jeri?"
" Thanks again for saving my life again but could you put me down now?"
Pikkan, realizing that the girl was still in his arms, set here back to her feet, both with a slight blush on their faces.
" Jeri, are you okay?" asked leomon.
" Yes. Thank you."
Leomon then shot a strange look to pikkan who looked away.
" What's up, pikkan?"" asked TK.
" No time to explain. Tike, David, gear up! We're heading to the digital world."
" Wait a minute! What's going on? Where's takato?" asked rika, getting a slight shudder from pikkan, reluctant to tell her of his stony fate.
" Like I said, I don't have time to explain."
" Well in that case, I'm going with you!"
" No way! Thing have gotten too dangerous for you kids."
" Hey! We can handle too dangerous!"
" Alright but just her! The rest stay! No buts!"
The other groaned as he said this.
" What about max?" asked worried keke.
" He's on his own now."
Max was on his own as he and beelzemon dueled with punches in the barren area of the digital world. Max caught him to him in the face but the mega retaliated with a few punches to the face, a knee to the stomach, and an elbow to the back of the neck. He threw two punches have both caught by the teen, as he returned with a set of quick knee shots and threw him into a cliff. Beelzemon slammed his arms against the face of the cliff, removing himself as he floated face to face with max, which had an eager grin on his face. Beelzemon replied with his own grin as the two yelled, powering up to their limits, restarting the battle. Meanwhile, sorcerermon watched with glee as the warriors battled. The meter on buumon's steadily passed the half full mark.
" Amazing! The power that he is producing is enormous!" said daburamon.
" Yes! Having him fight our foes was stroke of genius!"
" Yes it was master."
" Even though I enjoy watching them beat the crap out of each other, we have much more important matters to deal with." The wizard said as he waved his arms over the orb, showing BW and Simms going down the shaft.
" They will be reaching the next stage soon."
" Let them. Soon they will know the wrath of buumon."
BW and Simms continued their descent into the shaft, unopposed as they landed on the next level.
" There they are."
Both looked up to see a group of ten armored warriors standing in front of the door.
" Alright! Let's get them!"
With that, the group surrounded the two.
" We don't have time for these small fries. BW?"
A sly grin appeared on his face as he suddenly powered up and drop the group while Simms covered his face.
" Whoo. That was good, BW."
" Thanks. That was too easy."
" Well, no time to suck in the victory. Time to go!" he said as the floor opened up and the two dropped into the shaft to the next level. The duo landed in a darkly lit room with no more doors or shafts in the floor so they came the conclusion that this was the bottom level but sorcerermon and daburamon were nowhere to be found. But they did find something more interesting; in a corner of the room was a massive ball that had energy pulsating around it.
" Is that it?" asked BW.
" Yes. That's the ball of buumon. And from the looks the meter, his power is more than half way there."
BW didn't need to be told that that was his ball but he needed to be told anyway.
My god! I can feel so much power but it feels empty.
" So what do we do now?"
" There's nothing you can do."
The source of the voice came as sorcerermon and daburamon walked out from behind the ball with grins on their faces.
" Welcome my friends. I hope you didn't have too much difficultly getting here."
" Not as much as you would expect." Said Simms.
" I hope you aren't trying to stop buumon from being released. You see, daburamon has so wanted to meet him. And I hope you don't make him anger." He laughed as the BW and Simms mentally tried to figure out what to do next.
" Hey! Hurry up you two!" yelled pikkan as sakuyamon began to lag behind. Tike and David were flying as ascendants, just to keep up with the speed of pikkan.
" I'm hurrying!" said rika.
" You have to be fast than that to catch up with us." Said tike.
" I haven't flown this fast before so forgive me." Said sakuyamon.
" So how long until we reach the place." Asked David.
" At our present speed, I don't know if we'll reach it in time."
Max hung on to the cliff with all his strength; he was very battle damaged after brawling with the mega.
" Man! He's certainly gotten stronger than the last time."
He soon felt himself being lifted up by the wrist by beelzemon, who was also battle damaged, until they were face to face. With a smile, he flung max to a wall and, as he fired five energy projectile at him, turning into restraints over his wrist, ankles, and neck.
" Well, well! Isn't this a turn; you at my mercy." He said as he walked over to him.
" Not as easy as you though, huh?"
" I never said it would be easy."
" Oh really?" he said as he slapped either side of max's face, get an angry grow from him.
" WHAT?! ARE YOU FEELING HUMILIATED?!" he yells as he began to punch max relentlessly.
" YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HUMILIATION IS!" he said as pounded him. In a sudden burst of strength, max ripped out the restraint around his arms with some of the rock still on them and punched beelzemon, shattering the rocks against his face. Max then began beat him into the air until beelzemon smashed to the ground. Suddenly his arms transformed into a massive gun and fired at max, as he fired his own energy blast. The huge power struggle put a massive strain on both of them and then, the struggle ended in an explosion of energy. The two floated up to each other stared at each out.
" What do you think?" asked BW.
" I can handle sorcerermon easy but what about daburamon?"
" You just keep small fry off my back! I'll handle devil boy."
" If we are going to fight, let's do it in not so cramped spaces."
PAPURAPA
As before, the room changed from the dark chamber to the open sky. The two looked around to get a feel of where they are and they found the proof they needed: up on a near-by cliff stood the still petrified forms of Tai, guilmon and takato.
" How shall I finish them master?"
" I don't know. Maybe turn them into stone? We've already got a nice collection already."
" You ready?" asked BW, powering up to ascendant form.
" As I'm gonna be." With that, BW charged right at the evil twosome when suddenly, streams of steam shot from around the ball, stopping him. Sorcerermon turned around and looked at the gage.
" What is it master?"
His face had shock written on his face as the needle in the gage had reached the M.
" It-it's d-done."
" Huh?" they all went after he said this.
" BUUMON IS A FULL POWER!!!!"
The sudden gust of wind proved him right: buumon had reach his full power and now it was only a matter of time before he would fully awake.
" But how?! I thought we had some time before he reaches his full power?" asked a pissed BW.
" It must be max. He must be fight at a level beyond ascendant and with that much power..."
" The damage energy must be enormous!"
" I can't believe this day has come. After 10,000 years..."
" We have worked very hard for this moment master."
" Well, if he's coming out, then he won't be happy!" said BW.
" What do you mean by that?" asked Simms. He got his answer as the ex-digimon roared while his golden power arched around him. He then cupped his hands to his side and unleashed a wave of golden energy at the ball. Daburamon grabbed his master and leapt to the side, just as it hit. The beam flashed around the brown ball but it didn't even move. BW, still determined fired again.
" Master, we have to stop him! He'll ruin the awakening!"
" Oh let him! That level of attack is like a flea bite to him."
BW saw that this was true but he wasn't about to give up as he powered up even further and fired an even larger beam. The ground around the ball broke away and the ball was sent straight into the air. Still relentless, he fired his largest beam at the ball, lighting up the sky. After it was over, the ball fell to earth with a thud, when suddenly, pink smoke burst out of the seem of the ball.
" It's done!"
" The beginning of the end."
The halves of the ball then came apart and out emerged nothing but more pink smoke erupted from the shell, as to the surprise of all watching buumon was nowhere to be found.
" Where is it?" asked a stunned sorcerermon.
" I-I don't know." Answered an equally stunned daburamon.
" HAHA! You fool!" laughed Simms.
" I knew it! Buumon must have been weaken in his centuries of captivity and BW's assault destroyed him, at last!"
" Damn it! I can't have lost now!"
" Don't worry, master. We can at least take care of these fouls!"
" Come, my friend! Let's put an end to the circle once and for all."
" You're wrong."
" What?!"
" I mean something, I don't know what, did come out of that ball and it's up there now." He said as he looked up, getting Simms to look up as well. In the sky, the odd pink smoke swirled in a strange pattern.
" What are they looking at?" the wizard asked as he and his right hand Mon looked at the smoke.
" It's just smoke. I don't sense anything." Said daburamon.
The smoke began to swirl in to the shape of arms, then legs.
" Wait! I'm beginning to sense..."
The smoke soon formed the shape of a digimon.
" BUU!"
Beelzemon and max stood eye to eye as the stared each other down when the digimon charged at him.
" Wait! Beelzemon stop!" max shouted as he looked over to another direction.
" What is it?!"
" Do you feel that that? I think that buumon creature has been released." He said as beelzemon could feel it too.
" BUU!" the digimon said as it landed with a thump on the ground.
" What the fuck is that?!" asked BW as he looked upon the digimon: he wore a black vest, a light purple cape, big puffy pants, tan boots, oven mitt type gloves but the odd thing was the fact that he was fat, and pink from head to toe. He had an antenna flicked to the back of his head. His face seemed jolly, almost child like in appearance, with a huge grin on his face. He then began to walk around like a toddler, making baby noises as he did.
" Simms, is this buumon?"
DA: that is indeed buumon: the greatest threat to all existence. His main attack that I know of is change.
" Master, is this the famous buumon?" asked an unsure daburamon.
" I think it is. I haven't seen him in over 10,000 years." Answered sorcerermon.
" I thought he was gonna be bigger." Said BW.
" What are you saying?! This is bad!!!"
" Sure, he's tough but I think I can take him."
" BUU!"
NEXT TIME: Buumon has been revealed to be a weakling but is he?
THE HORROR OF BUUMON
MA: well, rika is still beating the hoo-haw out of Davis.
Davis: HELP ME!
Max: (everyone else is playing card.) sorry, man. You made your bed.
Rika: GET BACK HERE, BITCH!
LATER FICCERS!