MA: hey peoples.
Max: what's crackin', baby?
MA: oh no! Did you guys get into my rap collection again?
Tai: what you think bioatch? (Everyone dressed in hood cloths.)
Tike: for shizzal my nizzal!
P: just call me p. diddy.
Matt: word.
Rika: representing the T's.
Takato: that's my boo.
MA: I would ask for the disclaimer but I'm afraid to.
BW: chill man. I got this. My man don't claim digimon or dbz so stop hawking him. Come on, bag back, give him fifty feet.
Sora: yeah, take that, take that, take that! That's right!
TK: what's that mean?
Sora: I don't know.
MA: I'd better start the chapter before they start freestyling.
Jeri: (on a mike.) yo, what's up? I want you to show some love for my man, g-red. (Guilmon comes up, wearing a fubu cap, platinum chain and Alan Iverson shoe.)
MA: oh god!
Put you hands in the air
Put'em up
My name is guilmon
But you can call g-red
I spend my days fighting
And my nights eating bread
Yeah! Take that you (bleep) mother (bleep)
In your (bleep)!
MA: on with the fic. Help me.
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
ASCENDANT 1...2...3
Max looked as good as he ever was as he faced down the beast and his keeper.
" I'm giving you guys one last chance to give up before thing get too bad for you."
" Us! Give up!? Ha! Beelzemon must've hit you harder than you thought! You don't stand a chance against buumon." He said as buumon swung his arms really fast while sporting his trademark grin.
" Crap. I guest I got no choice but to show'em. Damn!" max said to him.
" Now I want you all to watch this very carefully, because this will happen to all those who oppose me." He announced as he floated back and began to broadcast the fight. Everyone in the apartment had their eyes closed as they prepared to watch the impending battle. Pikkan stopped over a city and turned to the site battle.
" What?! He's not even on his way yet!" said max as he felt him stop.
" Wow!"
" What, pikkan?"
" Max's is putting out more power than when I fought him. I hope he knows what he's doing."
His vision soon zoomed to max's face.
" WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
" Huh?"
" YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES! GET GOING!"
Getting the hint, pikkan, with doc, resumed their flight to his home.
Max.
Yes, sir?
You're really going through with this?
I have no choice.
If you do, you'll know what will happen.
I'll be done before that happens.
Fine. Good luck my friend.
Thanks I'll need it. Ok, here we go.
Max, as suddenly as he powered up, power down back to normal, to the surprise of his friends.
" You go back. You no want play?"
" No, it's not that. I just want to take this time to educate you two about ascendants."
" Ascendants? That's stupid! We don't want to know about that!"
" Oh, trust me. You'll like it."
" What's max doing?" asked rika.
" I don't know but I know he has a plan." Answered Tai.
" First, this is my normal state. And this..." he powered up.
" Is an ascendant. And this..." he said as he power up fully.
" Is that form that surpasses the ascendant. Call it ascendant 2." He said as buumon dumbly nodded.
" What a useless transformation! It's not as different than the last one."
" You'll see."
" What are you planning, little brother?" asked BW.
" And..."
" What the?!"
" This..."
" Be careful max."
" Surpasses even that!" he said as he began to yell, or more like roar, while energy ball formed around him. The winds picked up and howled as he began to wildly power up.
" Max has found a level that surpasses the level of a surpassed ascendant?!" said a stunned sam.
" No way! There's nothing beyond that!" said Tai.
Pikkan was over the ocean when he stopped suddenly. He looked behind him as the clouds were swirling around where max was.
" Whoa! Max is putting out even more power that before."
" Hey pikkan! Like max said, we don't have time for this! Let's go!"
" Oh! Right." He said as he continued to fly.
Suddenly the ground began to shake violently as max continued to roar. Meanwhile in the apartment, the glasses in the cabinet shattered, followed by the windows, then tike and takato's goggles, then David and kenta's glasses. Soon, everything that was made of glass in the city shattered under max's power. Even on central planet, the three high ones felt the earth quake under their feet.
" Is that max? That's impossible!" said Russell while shinmon just sat in his chair.
" Good luck, max."
As max's power skyrocketed, his hair started to grow, inch by inch, down his back. He then pushed from down within himself and brought out the last of his power in a huge flash of light. Sorcerermon uncovered his eyes to see an all new max; his hair was still golden but now, it was down his back to his knees, sparks of electricity arched around his body, his eyebrows were more defined but the hair was gone, and the inter pupil of his eye was a deeper shade of green that the outer part.
" Sorry this took so long. I haven't had much opportunity to use this form. This is what I call ascendant 3." Max said in a slightly darker voice than normal.
" Man! Max looks...looks..." said tike.
" Don't even try. I don't think these a word in Webster's for how cool max looks." Said David.
" Tai, what do you feel?" asked Kari.
" It's like there's a thousand warlords out there." He said.
" That nothing. You big hair make you big funny."
" You're right buumon. He does look funny and useless."
Damn. Looks like I'll have show a little something and pikkan and doc aren't there yet.
Before buumon realized it, max moved above him and kicked him in the neck. Before he fell any further, max grabbed his antenna and punched him as if he were playing paddleball.
" Buumon! What are you doing?" screamed sorcerermon as his creature bounced back and forth off his appendage. Max swung him around in a circle and threw him into some buildings.
" So much for your boy, sorcerermon. How 'bout you fight me now?" he said with a smile.
" There!" doc yelled as he and pikkan came up to Honolulu, doc's home island.
" Now where to?"
" Head inland about a few miles then head right. You should see a small house on a hill. That's it."
Pikkan did as he was instructed as the came upon a white-gray house surrounded by two trees. The alterian landed in front of the house as doc ran in. pikkan followed into an incredibly filthy home with clothes and computer equipment lying around.
" Don't blame me! When you get struck in the digital world for 4 years, shit piles up. Now help me look." He said as he threw clothes around.
" What does it look like?"
" It's a black laptop with a green X on it."
Pikkan shuddered as he looked at a particularly filthy pile.
" The things I do for these humans."
" Well ready to dance?"
" Oh I think your dance card is full."
Max looked back in time to see buumon rise out of the wreckage and dusted himself off with an obvious scowl on his face.
" Wow. After all that and he barely has a mark on him. Alright then, let's do it."
Buumon grinned as he stretched his arm out and punched max in the face, swinging his head back. He then slowly turned his face to buumon, with a wide grin and nary a mark on his face. Buumon fired a barrage of energy balls at him but max backhanded them away. As steam shot out of his holes, he dashed at max with fist flying only to have teen dodge them with ease.
Damn! They aren't back yet. They better hurry up and soon.
NEXT TIME: the battle between buumon and ascendant 3 max continues but before this ends, someone's gonna die.
FINAL ORDER
MA: well things have certainly worse: renamon and BW have gone into my room to do god knows what, tai and sora went out to get more forties, the kids, jeri and pikkan are playing dominoes, terriermon is on the turntables and takato and rika are dancing so close, they might need a condom. Hey! Quit scratching up my Michael Jackson!
Terriermon: my bad.
(Tai and sora come in.)
Tai: we got forties!
(Everyone cheers.)
Later ficcers!
Max: what's crackin', baby?
MA: oh no! Did you guys get into my rap collection again?
Tai: what you think bioatch? (Everyone dressed in hood cloths.)
Tike: for shizzal my nizzal!
P: just call me p. diddy.
Matt: word.
Rika: representing the T's.
Takato: that's my boo.
MA: I would ask for the disclaimer but I'm afraid to.
BW: chill man. I got this. My man don't claim digimon or dbz so stop hawking him. Come on, bag back, give him fifty feet.
Sora: yeah, take that, take that, take that! That's right!
TK: what's that mean?
Sora: I don't know.
MA: I'd better start the chapter before they start freestyling.
Jeri: (on a mike.) yo, what's up? I want you to show some love for my man, g-red. (Guilmon comes up, wearing a fubu cap, platinum chain and Alan Iverson shoe.)
MA: oh god!
Put you hands in the air
Put'em up
My name is guilmon
But you can call g-red
I spend my days fighting
And my nights eating bread
Yeah! Take that you (bleep) mother (bleep)
In your (bleep)!
MA: on with the fic. Help me.
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
ASCENDANT 1...2...3
Max looked as good as he ever was as he faced down the beast and his keeper.
" I'm giving you guys one last chance to give up before thing get too bad for you."
" Us! Give up!? Ha! Beelzemon must've hit you harder than you thought! You don't stand a chance against buumon." He said as buumon swung his arms really fast while sporting his trademark grin.
" Crap. I guest I got no choice but to show'em. Damn!" max said to him.
" Now I want you all to watch this very carefully, because this will happen to all those who oppose me." He announced as he floated back and began to broadcast the fight. Everyone in the apartment had their eyes closed as they prepared to watch the impending battle. Pikkan stopped over a city and turned to the site battle.
" What?! He's not even on his way yet!" said max as he felt him stop.
" Wow!"
" What, pikkan?"
" Max's is putting out more power than when I fought him. I hope he knows what he's doing."
His vision soon zoomed to max's face.
" WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
" Huh?"
" YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES! GET GOING!"
Getting the hint, pikkan, with doc, resumed their flight to his home.
Max.
Yes, sir?
You're really going through with this?
I have no choice.
If you do, you'll know what will happen.
I'll be done before that happens.
Fine. Good luck my friend.
Thanks I'll need it. Ok, here we go.
Max, as suddenly as he powered up, power down back to normal, to the surprise of his friends.
" You go back. You no want play?"
" No, it's not that. I just want to take this time to educate you two about ascendants."
" Ascendants? That's stupid! We don't want to know about that!"
" Oh, trust me. You'll like it."
" What's max doing?" asked rika.
" I don't know but I know he has a plan." Answered Tai.
" First, this is my normal state. And this..." he powered up.
" Is an ascendant. And this..." he said as he power up fully.
" Is that form that surpasses the ascendant. Call it ascendant 2." He said as buumon dumbly nodded.
" What a useless transformation! It's not as different than the last one."
" You'll see."
" What are you planning, little brother?" asked BW.
" And..."
" What the?!"
" This..."
" Be careful max."
" Surpasses even that!" he said as he began to yell, or more like roar, while energy ball formed around him. The winds picked up and howled as he began to wildly power up.
" Max has found a level that surpasses the level of a surpassed ascendant?!" said a stunned sam.
" No way! There's nothing beyond that!" said Tai.
Pikkan was over the ocean when he stopped suddenly. He looked behind him as the clouds were swirling around where max was.
" Whoa! Max is putting out even more power that before."
" Hey pikkan! Like max said, we don't have time for this! Let's go!"
" Oh! Right." He said as he continued to fly.
Suddenly the ground began to shake violently as max continued to roar. Meanwhile in the apartment, the glasses in the cabinet shattered, followed by the windows, then tike and takato's goggles, then David and kenta's glasses. Soon, everything that was made of glass in the city shattered under max's power. Even on central planet, the three high ones felt the earth quake under their feet.
" Is that max? That's impossible!" said Russell while shinmon just sat in his chair.
" Good luck, max."
As max's power skyrocketed, his hair started to grow, inch by inch, down his back. He then pushed from down within himself and brought out the last of his power in a huge flash of light. Sorcerermon uncovered his eyes to see an all new max; his hair was still golden but now, it was down his back to his knees, sparks of electricity arched around his body, his eyebrows were more defined but the hair was gone, and the inter pupil of his eye was a deeper shade of green that the outer part.
" Sorry this took so long. I haven't had much opportunity to use this form. This is what I call ascendant 3." Max said in a slightly darker voice than normal.
" Man! Max looks...looks..." said tike.
" Don't even try. I don't think these a word in Webster's for how cool max looks." Said David.
" Tai, what do you feel?" asked Kari.
" It's like there's a thousand warlords out there." He said.
" That nothing. You big hair make you big funny."
" You're right buumon. He does look funny and useless."
Damn. Looks like I'll have show a little something and pikkan and doc aren't there yet.
Before buumon realized it, max moved above him and kicked him in the neck. Before he fell any further, max grabbed his antenna and punched him as if he were playing paddleball.
" Buumon! What are you doing?" screamed sorcerermon as his creature bounced back and forth off his appendage. Max swung him around in a circle and threw him into some buildings.
" So much for your boy, sorcerermon. How 'bout you fight me now?" he said with a smile.
" There!" doc yelled as he and pikkan came up to Honolulu, doc's home island.
" Now where to?"
" Head inland about a few miles then head right. You should see a small house on a hill. That's it."
Pikkan did as he was instructed as the came upon a white-gray house surrounded by two trees. The alterian landed in front of the house as doc ran in. pikkan followed into an incredibly filthy home with clothes and computer equipment lying around.
" Don't blame me! When you get struck in the digital world for 4 years, shit piles up. Now help me look." He said as he threw clothes around.
" What does it look like?"
" It's a black laptop with a green X on it."
Pikkan shuddered as he looked at a particularly filthy pile.
" The things I do for these humans."
" Well ready to dance?"
" Oh I think your dance card is full."
Max looked back in time to see buumon rise out of the wreckage and dusted himself off with an obvious scowl on his face.
" Wow. After all that and he barely has a mark on him. Alright then, let's do it."
Buumon grinned as he stretched his arm out and punched max in the face, swinging his head back. He then slowly turned his face to buumon, with a wide grin and nary a mark on his face. Buumon fired a barrage of energy balls at him but max backhanded them away. As steam shot out of his holes, he dashed at max with fist flying only to have teen dodge them with ease.
Damn! They aren't back yet. They better hurry up and soon.
NEXT TIME: the battle between buumon and ascendant 3 max continues but before this ends, someone's gonna die.
FINAL ORDER
MA: well things have certainly worse: renamon and BW have gone into my room to do god knows what, tai and sora went out to get more forties, the kids, jeri and pikkan are playing dominoes, terriermon is on the turntables and takato and rika are dancing so close, they might need a condom. Hey! Quit scratching up my Michael Jackson!
Terriermon: my bad.
(Tai and sora come in.)
Tai: we got forties!
(Everyone cheers.)
Later ficcers!