Titles: Bumper to Bumper
Author: Wyzeguy
E-Mail: Wyzeguy79@y...
Summary: Fun with bumper stickers.
Rating: PG
Universe: Movieverse
Disclaimer: Marvel owns the characters, while all I
got was this stupid t-shirt.
Feedback and Archive: Yes, to both.
Warnings: None, except you might want to rethink
drinking anything while reading this.
Notes: Based on another of Eiluned's 50-word
challenges, beginning with "Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken."



BUMPER TO BUMPER
Wyzeguy

"'Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the
whole chicken.'"

"'Discourage imbreeding: ban country music.'"

"'Horn broken; watch for finger.'"

"'Comedians do it standing up.'"

"Jubilee, John . . . are you done quoting bumper
stickers to each other? I am trying to teach a class
here."

"Sorry, Miss Monroe," in unison.

Ororo turned back to the board and muttered a bumper
sticker quote about reinstating the death penalty.