Title: Tourist Trap
Author: Wyzeguy
E-Mail: Wyzeguy79@y...
Universe: Exiles
Pairing: Blink/Mimic
Rating: PG
Feedback an' Archive: If you love it, and/or you want to archive it,
let me know. I'm dyin' to hear from you.
Disclaimer: Marvel owns every last character. I own zilch, but
luckily no money is being made.
Warnings: Uh, well, there's flirting and that's about it.
Notes: This story is a response to Eiluned's third 50-word
challenge, which pitched the sentence, "If you'd stop wiggling, I
wouldn't have this problem."
Dedication: To perch_and_creep, the cutest muse this side of any side.
TOURIST TRAP
Wyzeguy
"If you'd stop wiggling, I wouldn't have this problem."
"I can't help it," Clarice Ferguson stated, "I'm just too excited.
I've never seen one before. It's so cute."
"Cute?" Calvin Rankin queried with a raised blond eyebrow at his
purple girlfriend's antics.
"Yes. I just want to give it a big hug and stroke it and sing to
it. Why? Does that make me weird?"
"No, that makes you a tourist. It's just a cow, Blink."
Author: Wyzeguy
E-Mail: Wyzeguy79@y...
Universe: Exiles
Pairing: Blink/Mimic
Rating: PG
Feedback an' Archive: If you love it, and/or you want to archive it,
let me know. I'm dyin' to hear from you.
Disclaimer: Marvel owns every last character. I own zilch, but
luckily no money is being made.
Warnings: Uh, well, there's flirting and that's about it.
Notes: This story is a response to Eiluned's third 50-word
challenge, which pitched the sentence, "If you'd stop wiggling, I
wouldn't have this problem."
Dedication: To perch_and_creep, the cutest muse this side of any side.
TOURIST TRAP
Wyzeguy
"If you'd stop wiggling, I wouldn't have this problem."
"I can't help it," Clarice Ferguson stated, "I'm just too excited.
I've never seen one before. It's so cute."
"Cute?" Calvin Rankin queried with a raised blond eyebrow at his
purple girlfriend's antics.
"Yes. I just want to give it a big hug and stroke it and sing to
it. Why? Does that make me weird?"
"No, that makes you a tourist. It's just a cow, Blink."