FUN WITH HELIUM: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HELIUM FLOODS THE SANCTUARY OF THE CLANS. BEWARE: SR2 CHARACTERS (SARAFAN RAZIEL AND JANOS AUDRON) STEP IN. (use your imagination!)
(Ariel is floating above the sanctuary)
Ariel: *snicker * This'll make `em pay for bounding me to those pillars! (pours helium from a tank into the sanctuary)
Kain: HEY! Somethings not right here.......
(his voice gets REALLY high)
Kain: Hey! What's going on?
(Raziel and his brethren fall to the floor laughing)
Raziel: HA! You sound like a chipm-(his voice gets high) unk! O_0
(he covers his mouth)
(everyone starts laughing)
(all the luitenents' voices get high)
Dumah: DAMN! What happened?
Turel: HAHAHA!! You sound like that one time Ariel kicked in the nuts!
Rahab: So do you!
(they beat each other up)
Kain: Shut up! (voice gets higher) Or I'll kill you all!
Luitenents: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Raziel: Hey! This isnt funny!
Melchiah: Yes it is! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Raziel: -_-
(the sarafan Raziel comes in)
S. Raziel: HA! Now you pay for your crimes! (voice gets squeeky) What the hell?
Raziel: HAHAHA! Its me! Wait.......
Kain is rolling on the ground laughing.
Zephon: TWO RAZIELS!! The raging horror!
Raziel: Shut up, spiderman!
Zephon cringes.
(Janos comes in)
Janos: I have come! (voice gets EXTRA squeeky) x_X
What's this all about?
Both Raziels fall over laughing.
Janos: ?????????
Kain: hehehehahahahahehe....YOUR VOICE IS ALL SQUEEKY LIKE!!!
Janos: EVERYONE'S IS!!
S. Raziel: HAHAHA! Die....HAHAHAHA .....Janos! HAHAHA!!
Raziel: hehehehehe HAHAHA!! NO! Don't do it, me!!! HAHAHAAHHAHA!!
(S. Raziel is laughing too hard to even scratch Janos with his sword and instead falls over)
Dumah: HEY! Lets all dance in togas for no reason because the author doesn't know what to do now!
Everyone: OK!
2 mins later........
Kain: This is stupid......I HATE MY SQUEEKY VOICE!
Everyone laughs. All their voices are still high pitched.
Everyone is also wearing TOGAS!!
S. Raziel: TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Dumah: I LIKE TOGAS!
Rahab: ME TOO!
Janos: Anyone seen my pineapple hat?!
(no answer)
Janos: I WANT MY PINEAPPLE!
( Raziel tosses a pineapple glued to the top of a hat to Janos, it hits him on the head)
Janos: HA! (puts it on)
Everyone except Kain: TOGA!
Kain: My good sheets........
Ariel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Kain looks up
Kain (squeeky voice) : HEY! SO YOU DID IT!!!
Ariel: (snicker)
(Kain and the others attack, letting out war cries in their high pitched voices)
Not much later...........
(Ariel is tied to a string, which is tied to a pillar. She is filled with helium and looks like a balloon)
Raziel: Tether ball anyone?
S Raziel: ME!
Kain: Me too! I get winner!
(Janos is sitting happily with his pineapple hat)
(Raizel and Sarafan Raziel hit Ariel back and forth around the balance pillar)
THE END!!! HAHAHA!! Was that funny? Please review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ariel is floating above the sanctuary)
Ariel: *snicker * This'll make `em pay for bounding me to those pillars! (pours helium from a tank into the sanctuary)
Kain: HEY! Somethings not right here.......
(his voice gets REALLY high)
Kain: Hey! What's going on?
(Raziel and his brethren fall to the floor laughing)
Raziel: HA! You sound like a chipm-(his voice gets high) unk! O_0
(he covers his mouth)
(everyone starts laughing)
(all the luitenents' voices get high)
Dumah: DAMN! What happened?
Turel: HAHAHA!! You sound like that one time Ariel kicked in the nuts!
Rahab: So do you!
(they beat each other up)
Kain: Shut up! (voice gets higher) Or I'll kill you all!
Luitenents: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Raziel: Hey! This isnt funny!
Melchiah: Yes it is! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Raziel: -_-
(the sarafan Raziel comes in)
S. Raziel: HA! Now you pay for your crimes! (voice gets squeeky) What the hell?
Raziel: HAHAHA! Its me! Wait.......
Kain is rolling on the ground laughing.
Zephon: TWO RAZIELS!! The raging horror!
Raziel: Shut up, spiderman!
Zephon cringes.
(Janos comes in)
Janos: I have come! (voice gets EXTRA squeeky) x_X
What's this all about?
Both Raziels fall over laughing.
Janos: ?????????
Kain: hehehehahahahahehe....YOUR VOICE IS ALL SQUEEKY LIKE!!!
Janos: EVERYONE'S IS!!
S. Raziel: HAHAHA! Die....HAHAHAHA .....Janos! HAHAHA!!
Raziel: hehehehehe HAHAHA!! NO! Don't do it, me!!! HAHAHAAHHAHA!!
(S. Raziel is laughing too hard to even scratch Janos with his sword and instead falls over)
Dumah: HEY! Lets all dance in togas for no reason because the author doesn't know what to do now!
Everyone: OK!
2 mins later........
Kain: This is stupid......I HATE MY SQUEEKY VOICE!
Everyone laughs. All their voices are still high pitched.
Everyone is also wearing TOGAS!!
S. Raziel: TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Dumah: I LIKE TOGAS!
Rahab: ME TOO!
Janos: Anyone seen my pineapple hat?!
(no answer)
Janos: I WANT MY PINEAPPLE!
( Raziel tosses a pineapple glued to the top of a hat to Janos, it hits him on the head)
Janos: HA! (puts it on)
Everyone except Kain: TOGA!
Kain: My good sheets........
Ariel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Kain looks up
Kain (squeeky voice) : HEY! SO YOU DID IT!!!
Ariel: (snicker)
(Kain and the others attack, letting out war cries in their high pitched voices)
Not much later...........
(Ariel is tied to a string, which is tied to a pillar. She is filled with helium and looks like a balloon)
Raziel: Tether ball anyone?
S Raziel: ME!
Kain: Me too! I get winner!
(Janos is sitting happily with his pineapple hat)
(Raizel and Sarafan Raziel hit Ariel back and forth around the balance pillar)
THE END!!! HAHAHA!! Was that funny? Please review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!