RAZIEL AND HIS BRETHREN ARE SARAFAN IN THIS FIC.
HEY, SARAFAN GOTTA HAVE FUN TOO!!! THEY ARE SITTING IN THE SARAFAN STRONGHOLD'S FOOD COURT!!! LET'S WATCH!!
Raziel (eating hamburger) *munch munch munch*
Turel: Hey! (to Dumah who is drinking) Did ya hear about the industrialized potato? It was a falici-TATER!
Dumah: O_O (spits out his drink all over Raziel and Turel) AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(Raziel tosses a fry back at Dumah)
Dumah: HEY! (squirts ketchup at Raziel, Raziel ducks and it hits Melchiah)
Rahab: (stands up) FOOD FIGHT!!!! (grabs gravy tray and pour it on Raziel)
Raziel: OW! HEY! THAT WAS CHUNKY! (grabs pickles off of hamburger and smears them on Rahab)
(Melchiah pounds the mustard bottle and it hits Zephon)
Zephon: YAAAAAAAARG! It burns! It burns!
(tosses relish on everyone)
(Dumah throws mystery meat at Raziel)
Raziel: AHHH! THE MEAT, THE MEAT! THE HORRIBLE MEAT!!!
(Raziel snatches some of Dumah's mashed potato and hits Melchiah)
Zephon: FEEL MY WRATH! (hits Turel with salad dressing...CHUNKY BLUE CHEESE NONETHELESS!)
Raziel (walking around) (Singing)
Lend me your French fries.....
(French lands in his mouth)
Hand me your pot pies...
(flying pot pie lands in his hand, he bites it and tosses it at Zephon)
And top OFF with ice creeeaaaaaaam
(bowl of ice cream lands in his land)
(apple pie hits him in the face)
Raziel: YOUR DEAD, RAHAB!
Rahab: (sarcastically) oh! I'm scared! INCOMING MEATBALLS!
(Rahab belts Raziel with Swedish meatballs)
Raziel: HEY! OW! OW! QUIT IT!
(Raziel throws pineapple chunks at Rahab)
Melchiah: Lookout!
(Dumah is hit with applesauce)
Dumah: GRRR! (sprays whip cream in Turel's eyes)
Turel: AHH! I CANT SEE! I CANT SEE! (he runs around) AHHHH! (runs into Raziel)
Raziel: HEY! (slams creamed corn on Turel's head)
(Raziel gets up and throws more corn at everyone else)
(Zephon pours milk on Dumah)
(Dumah bombards Zephon with M&M's)
Zephon: AHHH! THEY MELT ON YOUR HEAD, NOT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!
(Zephon is covered in chocolate)
(Raziel whaps jelly in Melchiah and Rahab's faces)
(Mobious walks in)
Mobious: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
*gets hit with a potato*
Moboius: ARRRRRG! That's it! (throws tacos ingredients at them all)
Raziel: X_X ATTACK BROTHERS!
(they all pound Moboius with various meats)
Mobious: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (snatches a sausage and slaps Melchiah with it)
Raziel: BOLOGNA! (throws slice of bologna at Moboius, it hits on the side of the face)
Rahab: Beware! For I have...........CUPCAKES!
(He whips everyone with cupcakes)
Raziel: MMMMMMMM......!
Melchiah: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(falls on the ground)
(Melchiah hits Dumah and Turel with noodles)
Dumah: YAAAAAAARGH!
Turel: The noodles! The noodles! You pay for this! (puts spaghetti sauce on Melchiah's bald head)
Melchiah: GARG!
(Raziel tosses cheese all over everyone)
Everyone except Raziel: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (they grab mangos and beat him down)
THE END.
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HEY, SARAFAN GOTTA HAVE FUN TOO!!! THEY ARE SITTING IN THE SARAFAN STRONGHOLD'S FOOD COURT!!! LET'S WATCH!!
Raziel (eating hamburger) *munch munch munch*
Turel: Hey! (to Dumah who is drinking) Did ya hear about the industrialized potato? It was a falici-TATER!
Dumah: O_O (spits out his drink all over Raziel and Turel) AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(Raziel tosses a fry back at Dumah)
Dumah: HEY! (squirts ketchup at Raziel, Raziel ducks and it hits Melchiah)
Rahab: (stands up) FOOD FIGHT!!!! (grabs gravy tray and pour it on Raziel)
Raziel: OW! HEY! THAT WAS CHUNKY! (grabs pickles off of hamburger and smears them on Rahab)
(Melchiah pounds the mustard bottle and it hits Zephon)
Zephon: YAAAAAAAARG! It burns! It burns!
(tosses relish on everyone)
(Dumah throws mystery meat at Raziel)
Raziel: AHHH! THE MEAT, THE MEAT! THE HORRIBLE MEAT!!!
(Raziel snatches some of Dumah's mashed potato and hits Melchiah)
Zephon: FEEL MY WRATH! (hits Turel with salad dressing...CHUNKY BLUE CHEESE NONETHELESS!)
Raziel (walking around) (Singing)
Lend me your French fries.....
(French lands in his mouth)
Hand me your pot pies...
(flying pot pie lands in his hand, he bites it and tosses it at Zephon)
And top OFF with ice creeeaaaaaaam
(bowl of ice cream lands in his land)
(apple pie hits him in the face)
Raziel: YOUR DEAD, RAHAB!
Rahab: (sarcastically) oh! I'm scared! INCOMING MEATBALLS!
(Rahab belts Raziel with Swedish meatballs)
Raziel: HEY! OW! OW! QUIT IT!
(Raziel throws pineapple chunks at Rahab)
Melchiah: Lookout!
(Dumah is hit with applesauce)
Dumah: GRRR! (sprays whip cream in Turel's eyes)
Turel: AHH! I CANT SEE! I CANT SEE! (he runs around) AHHHH! (runs into Raziel)
Raziel: HEY! (slams creamed corn on Turel's head)
(Raziel gets up and throws more corn at everyone else)
(Zephon pours milk on Dumah)
(Dumah bombards Zephon with M&M's)
Zephon: AHHH! THEY MELT ON YOUR HEAD, NOT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!
(Zephon is covered in chocolate)
(Raziel whaps jelly in Melchiah and Rahab's faces)
(Mobious walks in)
Mobious: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
*gets hit with a potato*
Moboius: ARRRRRG! That's it! (throws tacos ingredients at them all)
Raziel: X_X ATTACK BROTHERS!
(they all pound Moboius with various meats)
Mobious: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (snatches a sausage and slaps Melchiah with it)
Raziel: BOLOGNA! (throws slice of bologna at Moboius, it hits on the side of the face)
Rahab: Beware! For I have...........CUPCAKES!
(He whips everyone with cupcakes)
Raziel: MMMMMMMM......!
Melchiah: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(falls on the ground)
(Melchiah hits Dumah and Turel with noodles)
Dumah: YAAAAAAARGH!
Turel: The noodles! The noodles! You pay for this! (puts spaghetti sauce on Melchiah's bald head)
Melchiah: GARG!
(Raziel tosses cheese all over everyone)
Everyone except Raziel: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (they grab mangos and beat him down)
THE END.
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